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Subject: Nice Guys Finish Last


x2000 ( ) posted Thu, 23 May 2002 at 8:53 PM · edited Sun, 01 December 2024 at 12:03 AM

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"Doom demands a large cheeseburger meal. And if there are pickles on Doom's cheeseburger, you shall pay dearly. And you will serve Doom a root beer, not a cup filled with ice, or you will suffer such torment that you will beg Doom to take your life!" Just a silly little thing I slapped together. I started out just fine, doing ad renders of my new restaurant set, but then... *sigh* You can get rid of your comics, but the characters stick with you forever. Also, having been a die-hard Marvel fan, I can never resist abusing poor ol' Supes.;)


Lyrra ( ) posted Thu, 23 May 2002 at 9:00 PM

ROFLMAO! Fries with that?



FyreSpiryt ( ) posted Thu, 23 May 2002 at 9:01 PM

Oh, gosh, that's so beautiful! I love it! ::ROFLs::


willdial ( ) posted Thu, 23 May 2002 at 10:52 PM

If this fast food joint is like every other fast food joint, Doom is going to get a cup full of ice and a bun with pickles.


hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 12:15 AM

Hey! My McDonald's is very good: they'll serve me "fries with no salt and a quarterpounder with no onions, medium diet, no ice"... and smile while they are doing it. :) Maybe I'm more intimidating than Dr Doom. Carolly


graphik ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 1:32 AM

Heh - great pic!!

This reminds me of Judge Reinhold working at the food place in Fast Times at Ridgemont High... Superman's next line would be: "Mister, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your arse!".

Your restaurant set is looking good, btw.


SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 4:20 AM

LOL, this is great looking, LOL, love the whole thing...Sharen


bikermouse ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 4:47 AM

Three things: 1) Isn't Superman Taller? 2) Shouldn't Superman offer Doom "fries with that"? 3) Why would a guy that can make diamonds outta coal work for minimum wage? 4)Great Scott that's good. Message671410.jpg - I never could count.


bikermouse ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 4:51 AM

sudden though - how about a bunch of other bad characters just standing in line to abuse "Supes".


x2000 ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:22 AM

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Thanks everyone.:) There's a couple more over in the Product Showcase forum that you might get a kick out of, too. I started off with a real nice pic showing off my set, but then I'm afraid I started getting a little silly... Oh well, I gotta be me!;)


x2000 ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:29 AM

BTW: "Isn't Superman Taller?" Not taller than Dr. Doom in armor, I think. Besides, Doom's the kind of guy who'd have some kind of lifts in his boots so that he's ALWAYS taller than anyone he meets.;) "Why would a guy that can make diamonds outta coal work for minimum wage?" Because he's far to honest and fair and decent to ever do anything like that. That's why he's a fast food register jockey... "sudden though - how about a bunch of other bad characters just standing in line to abuse "Supes"." Hmmm, this could become the first of a series...heh heh heh.;)


Strangechilde ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 8:51 AM

Rolling on the floor laughing my eyeballs out chewing on the walls! WAH ha ha ha ha!


x2000 ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 5:16 PM

Yow. If you lost your eyeballs over this, wait 'til you see the next one! Hey, wait a minute...lost eyeballs...see the next... Never mind.;)


bloodsong ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 5:31 PM

hehehheheheehee! :) if superman makes diamonds outta coal, then he floods the diamond market and the value drops, so everybody's screwt. silly. :)


bloodsong ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 5:33 PM

oh... but he SHOULD be wearing the regulation fast food getup. or at least the paper hat and apron. after all, they didn't let arthur wear his 'bunny costume' to work.


bikermouse ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:01 PM

o.k. so Doom should be taller too then.(didn't Doom have rocket shoes or something like that so he could fly?) Superman was supposed to be 6'2" tall. This guy's not much over 5'8". and Superman being the fashion nut that he was would never allow his cape to get so crumpled. bloodsong is right though. he should be wearing the hat. Theoretically speaking: Since Superman would have already sold his diamonds, only the people still involved in the diamond trade after his "flood" would be screwt. Superman having superintelligence would know how to invest his "windfall" and buy serval large companies (microsoft,fox news,intel ) and thus make out like a champ ... until he got caught for insider trading. Hey wasn't there an evil Superman? Didn't he split into 4 about 1988? Hey, My Hero's Mighty Mouse. What do I know?


x2000 ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:37 PM

Alright, you got me. It's not the real Superman, just an alien android clone of his evil twin from an alternate universe (Stan Lee, eat your heart out!). He was exiled from his own reality for making diamonds and throwing the entire world economy into chaos and sentenced to live out his remaining days as a humble register jockey. And yes, he should be wearing the hat, but he's not quite THAT humble yet...;)


Lunaseas ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:41 PM

Nice superman figure...reminds my husband of Superboy from Earth Prime. (see if the characters stick to you over the years, my husband and I have a spandex crust.)
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x2000 ( ) posted Fri, 24 May 2002 at 6:52 PM

I can't take credit for that. All these figures are from 3D Comic Collective (although I'd have to search up the names of their individual creators). But yeah, he's pretty good. Doom needs some work though... I may have to tinker with him a bit when I get the time. He's one of my favorites. I've always had a soft spot for characters that speak in the third person. Especially the grumpy ones!;) Speaking of which, I may just have to break down and model my own Cerebus the Aardvark...


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