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Subject: Renderosibee - In Search Of... Poser 5

x2000 opened this issue on Jun 26, 2002 · 29 posts
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x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 1:01 PM · edited Mon, 23 December 2024 at 12:29 PM

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Seeking to sooth the emotions of Poser users everywhere, the valiant Renderosibee embarks on a mad, desperate quest to answer the Ultimate Question: does Poser 5 exist? His search has taken him farther than he could ever have imagined, but finally the answer is within his grasp! But will the truth be more than he can handle?

c1rcle ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 1:12 PM

yay more please :) Rob

ronmolina ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 1:40 PM

hehehehehehehhe! Ron

MadYuri ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 2:09 PM

Good luck Renderosibee. ;)

mlevans ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 2:34 PM

This is a very groovy scene; particularly like the misty mountain background. I hope there will be more of these forthcoming. Peace, Morgan

x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 2:55 PM

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His odyssey at an end, Renderosibee finally reaches out to touch the mythical Poser 5, to possess the knowledge so long denied man and bee, only to disappear in a flash of light. As he vanished, he was heard to say, "My god, it's full of stars!", which we can only assume somehow refers to improved lighting and rendering features.

c1rcle ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 3:09 PM

lol brilliant :)

kupa ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 3:19 PM

:) throw the bone!

ronmolina ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 3:31 PM

Now its getting interesting! LOL! Ron

quixote ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 4:06 PM

Oh! Beehave...

Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hazard
S Mallarmé

Bobasaur ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 4:37 PM

This is beginning to sound like some "Bee" movie. Next thing ya know witnesses will swear the Renderosibee came to them in their dreams and told them, "I'll bee back."

Before they made me they broke the mold!
http://home.roadrunner.com/~kflach/

ronmolina ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 4:51 PM

Okay thats it no more kidding! Heheheheheheehe! Ron

quixote ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 5:08 PM

Jeez:::))) All I want is: Layers in Poser; a light filtering and light masking engine; and a better more flexible Library system. I don't want to see God, I don't even want to meet Hal (letters comming before IBM or not)... Is that so much to ask??? :::))) soon to turn :::((( ??? Go bee go. Bring back that honey. Q

Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hazard
S Mallarmé

SergeantJack ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 5:49 PM

Hallelujah!

x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 7:12 PM

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"My god, it's full of stars! What the hell is this crap? I've waited an eternity for a bunch of god-damned stars?!? No one's going to make the Poser Hot 20 with this!"

x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 7:16 PM

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"Man, this is some weird stuff. Who the hell is working at Curious Labs these days, Cheech and Chong?"

ronmolina ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 7:18 PM

Yep! LOL! Ron

x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 7:29 PM

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"Oh man, I'm getting nauseous. I haven't felt this bad since that time I browsed Legume's gallery. *sob* ALL I WANTED WAS A BETTER RENDERER! And dynamic cloth with physics. And dynamic strand-based hair. And that new shader system sounded pretty damned good. But what a price! OH, WHAT A PRICE! All this and I still haven't made a single picture! THIS IS THE WORST FREAKIN' UI I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!"

x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 9:07 PM

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Pushed past the point of exhaustion and losing his grip on reality, the Renderosibee finds himself washed up on the shore of an island in some strange alien sea. In the fading light of the setting sun he can just make out a figure standing before him. The figure lights a lantern and its light reveals a sight that the Renderosibee had long dreamed of but could never have truly imagined: the Poser 5 Nude Woman! He upgraded immediately and they lived happily ever after.

kupa ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 9:09 PM

i love a story with a happy ending ;)

hauksdottir ( ) posted Wed, 26 June 2002 at 10:48 PM

Sky full of stars... nude woman. Sky full of stars... nude woman. Hmmm... can I have my choice? In post #16, how did you get the water reflection on top, too? Carolly

MadYuri ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 12:55 AM

Hehe, sort of weird. ;D

Turtle ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 1:20 AM

This is a 10++++++++++++++++ Post, I love your Humor and your skill in your pictures to pull this off. This has been a joy to follow all day. thank you x2000, for making me laugh.

Love is Grandchildren.

quixote ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 5:39 AM

X2000... You made a difficult full moon much more bearable. You're very talented and I love your work. Thanks.

Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hazard
S Mallarmé

x2000 ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 6:08 AM

Thanks, all. I like to make the brain damage work FOR me.;) BTW, Hawksdottir, that's just a second water plane moved up to form a "sky". All rendered in Bryce, of course, (sorry Steve;), except for the hastily done star scene, which is purely a 3-minute Photoshop creation. PS: Cool pic, Ron.:)

ronmolina ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 6:24 AM

x2000 your doing a great job dont stop now! Ron

Poppi ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 7:05 AM

What a cool thread!!!

PappShmirr ( ) posted Thu, 27 June 2002 at 8:46 PM

This is why a often vist the Poser Forums, l love your creative imaginations.

hauksdottir ( ) posted Fri, 28 June 2002 at 4:26 AM

...for 3 mintues, that's not bad! I just want the real thing. When I lived in Coarsegold, I could see the Milky Way from end to end from my front porch; here in Oakland, surrounded by 6 million people, I'm fortunate to see the major stars, isolated and out of context. :( Thanks for the word about a second water plane... I'll have to try that. Carolly

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