Yes, we all know about the incredible features that Poser 5 will have, including strand-based hair and dynamic cloth rendering. But, did you also know that Poser 5 will:*

• include the ability to cure world hunger
• create world peace
• come with a 5 year/ 50Meg "powertrain" warranty
• will be offered with a 0% financing plan
• cause the user to lose 20 pounds in one weekend
• cut grease and remove those hard-to-clean stains
• walk the dog
• wax the car
• whiten teeth as you sleep
• strengthen your abs
• And, shipping sometime next year- a patch that will close the hole in the ozone layer

That's right, there's nothing that Poser 5 won't do!

*Disclaimer: the above statement has not be approved by Curious Labs. These features may or may not be in the final, shipping, product.

Also, since we all know how great Poser 5 will be, here are some marketing slogans.
"Is it live or is it Poser 5?"
"Tastes great, less filling!"
"Poser 5- the choice of a new generation"
"Poser 5- for those who think young"
"You're in good hands with Poser 5"

Anyone else want to add some?

--John

how about "8 out of 10 cats prefer Poser5" "Poser5 kills all known germs dead!" "Poser5 between meals won't ruin your appetite" Rob

oh yeah and theres this too "Poser5 a day helps you work, rest & play"

LOL, funny stuff....Sharen

I've also heard it will eliminate spam in your email, and get rid of those pesky telemarketers who call during dinner! ;-) "Poser 5 - Strong Enough for a Man, Gentle Enough for a Woman"

"Poser 5 - combats the 7 signs of aging" "P5 comes up peanuts, slice after slice" "Poser 5 melts in your mouth, not in your hands" "Hip-posinnose tweakin face-pullinboob-bustin hair-growinleg-movin hand-grippinever-lovin POSER"

rumor has it that burried somewhere in the poser 5 code is the unified field therum and the right easter egg will open a portal in space time. "Poser 5 - Have it your way!"

Hey, watch for the new Britney Spears Poser 5 commercial, comming soon...

And for the animators. CL We bring good things to life.

Poser 5 It's the real thing!

But beware -- Poser 5 is a killer in disguise! It'll suck the life right out of you! OK, Poser 4 does also, but not nearly as efficiently.

"Poser 5 -- Who needs to date anyway" "Poser 5 -- Because real life just gets in the way" "Poser 5 -- because real breasts obey the laws of gravity" "Poser 5 -- Because Barbie and Ken aren't anatomically correct" "Poser 5 -- because my mom won't let me date until I am 16" "Poser 5 -- it's cheaper than a year's worth of porn" ... Man, I could just keep going...

"poser5 - does exactly what it says on the tin" "poser5 strong enough for the most stubborn stains even when wet" "poser5 leads to the darkside it does" yoda "why buy food when you can have poser5"

"Poser 5 -- Now you too can be a total Poser"

"Poser 5 -- You will never look this good" "Poser 5 -- Just hand over your wallet"

gimme five

"Poser5 - able to leap tall buildings in a single box" "buy Poser5 today & you get 2 for the price of 3"

"If you don't animate with Poser 5, you ain't sh1t..."

"When you care enough to 'rend' the very best - Poser 5" "Poser 5 - Let's get rrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrrrrrenderrrrrr!" "Poser 5 - all my men wear conforming clothing....or they wear nothing at all" "A day without Poser 5 is like a day without sunshine"

Until it comes it should be: Where's the beef!

"Poser 5 -- Just hand over your wallet"< No, that's for Maya Complete, any program that runs two or three time the cost of the computer it's being run on is a 'hand over your wallet' program.

"Poser 5 - Just hand over your RAM"

Clearly none of the above will happen. Unless it comes out for Mac (Whoops!!! RADFC)

"Poser 5 - Just one more reason you wish you had a PC!"

Can it cure the heartbreak of psoriasis?

jchimim: Not bad... :-P

That and the toast (much MUCH better toast)

Attached Link: CGHUMANOID

Poser 5 - we'll do what your girlfriend won't Poser 5 - pose it your way. Poser 5 - the antidote to civilization. Poser 5 - These boots were made for walking. Poser 5 - Indulge your fantasies. Poser 5 - Takes Vicky in a temple to new heights.

Yo, bro, gimme "5".