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Subject: Texture-Mistery solved by Sherlock Totoro


Totoro3D ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 11:28 AM ยท edited Thu, 26 December 2024 at 12:21 AM

I know, all of you have been lying in bed at night, not able to sleep... because one big question has been haunting you for the last couple of years: How is it possible for some people to create such great Textures for Michael and Vicki and make money doing so. But here is help for you: I, the famous detective Sherlock Totoro, was able to solve one of the biggest mysteries of mankind yesterday, as a result of inverstiagtion which took me almost a year. Here is the result: Most of the texture-experts are DENTISTS. When they have a patient who appears worth making a texture of, they put lots of narcoticum in her or him (it's not for your teeth...!). Then they will do a full body scan of you. Haven't you realised when you visited your dentist? The big x-ray mashine is not an x-ray! It's a body scanner made by a company called ZAD4D. Its pretty easy to create great textures like this. I know many people of you feel much happier now, so feel free to buy me a gift ;-))))))) :-P ;-))))))) But no time to rest for Sherlock Totoro... here is the next task: How do they make such great underwear-textures for Vicki ...


Hiram ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 11:32 AM

You know those "metal detectors" at the departments stores?


Allen9 ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 12:22 PM

snicker


Stormrage ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 1:10 PM

You know those "metal detectors" at the departments stores? or at airports :)


Totoro3D ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 1:27 PM

Oh yes in case you pass the "metal detectors" too fast... they go peep-peep so you have to go pass them again... sometimes they even use handscanners to get some more details the big scanner did not get.


Barbarellany ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 1:49 PM

See, I thought it was the dressing room mirrors. The better texturizers make deals with high end stores that use the threeway, three scans at once.


Barbarellany ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 1:50 PM

oh, by the way, this method solves the underware issue as well.


galactron22 ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 2:26 PM

NAH....that would mean all those guys/girls are pervs.

Ask me a question, and I'll give you an answer.


galactron22 ( ) posted Thu, 15 August 2002 at 2:27 PM

Then again....That's not a bad idea.

Ask me a question, and I'll give you an answer.


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