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Subject: 13 reasons to stop using Poser
- You can stop confusing your left side with your right side.
Vicki in a temple.... >shudder
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Cage can be an opinionated jerk who posts without thinking. He apologizes for this. He's honestly not trying to be a turkeyhead.
Cage had some freebies, compatible with Poser 11 and below. His Python scripts were saved at archive.org, along with the rest of the Morphography site, where they were hosted.
Actually, my mother is named Vicki and her bother was named Mike. They both kinda looked like the Daz figures, at different points in their youth.... Help me. I'm scared.
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Cage can be an opinionated jerk who posts without thinking. He apologizes for this. He's honestly not trying to be a turkeyhead.
Cage had some freebies, compatible with Poser 11 and below. His Python scripts were saved at archive.org, along with the rest of the Morphography site, where they were hosted.
"16. You no longer have to get to the mailbox before your significant other on the day the credit card bill comes in so she/he doesn't see all the charges to Daz3D and the Renderosity MarketPlace.".... Laughing! Now that is the truth! Warm Regards.
Nancy Deer With Horns
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- CL is run by aliens intent on geting everyone in the world hooked on this software. Once we're all distracted, they're gonna steal the left sock (THEY can tell the difference) from every pair we own, throwing our economic system into ruin so take-over will be easy. STOP USING POSER! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Pretty close Neurocyber. For months you've been feeling slightly uneasy with people. It's not as if they are threatening or anything. It's just that they are... well, somehow odd although you can't quite trace the source of your discomfort. Day by day this feeling intensifies until finally you realize that your family, your friends, all you have ever met are actually Poser models in disguise. Your first reaction is to panic. But slowly, slowly a smile finds its way upon your lips as you realize there is no longer any need to spend a small fortune on Poser figures. - Jack
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With all the angst re P5 copy protection I thought maybe we could lighten up a bit. Here are my 13 top reasons to give up Poser. 1. when introduced to people you stop trying to sneak a peek at their joint parameters 2. when you buy clothing it fits- even when you bend 3. you are no longer tempted to do "vickie in a temple" 4. your hard disk mysteriously gains several gigabytes of free space 5. people no longer give you strange looks because you complimented them on their morph targets 6. instead of visiting Poser galleries you start reading something educational- like Playboy and Playgirl magazines 7. you stop trying to adjust peoples' dials so you're no longer getting slapped in the face 8. you discover there's a whole new world out there- even something called a "sky" 9. you stop asking people if they are related to "vickie" or "mike" 10. you discover that 24 hours in a day really is enough 11. you stop trying to pose your co-workers 12. when you hear the words "texture" and "map" in the same sentence you don't break out in a cold sweat 13. you no longer try to "post process" your significant other - Jack