Herein are some songs I wrote new lyrics too for fun. Cuz I couldn't think of anything else to do. I'll post the song name and artist and then my lyrics. I don't claim rights to the songs, but I do to my lyrics so don't steal them please. Thank you. (Karma Kameleon: Culture Club) Comma, Command Prompt Bugs are creeping in your software I reported the problems they didnt care Gates is a man without a heart Hes a man who doesnt know How to program a fart You load then crash You load then crash Comma Comma Comma Comma Command Prompt You load then crash You load then crash Windows would be stable If this were some kind of dream That damned blue screen That damned blue screen That silver tongued bastard sold me shit If Id have known before Id have thrown a fit But this GUI system is an addiction When I click the programs load Though they often take forever This take too long This takes too long Comma comma comma comma command prompt You load then crash You load then crash Windows would be stable If this were some kind of dream That damn blue screen That damn blue screen Every download takes forever Its my computer not my server Every download takes forever Its my computer not my server Gates is a man without a heart Hes a man who doesnt know How to program a fart You load then crash You load then crash Comma comma comma comma command prompt You load then crash You load then crash Windows would be stable If this were some kind of dream That damned blue screen That damned blue screen (YMCA: The Village People) EULA Young man, theres no need to scroll down He said, young man, there are no cops around He said, young man, cuz they wont come to your town Theres no need to be worried Young man, the words you already know He said, young man, to jail you wont go You can skip it, and Im sure you will find The cops wont come, you will be fine You dont have to read the EULA You dont have to read the EULA What you do with the soft , the programmers dont care If you stay out of their hair You dont have to read the EULA You dont have to read the EULA You can make mods for the games, you can reverse engineer The cops wont come anywhere near Young man, do you think I would lie? He said, young man, if I do I will die. He said, young man, you can have all youve sought But you got to not get caught The man does get you sometimes He said, young man, youll go to jail for your crimes If you dont read the EULA Im sure he wont come here today You dont have to read the EULA You dont have to read the EULA What you do with the soft, the programmers dont care If you stay out of their hair You dont have to read the EULA You dont have to read the EULA You can make mods for you games, you can reverse engineer The cops wont come anywhere near Young man, I once followed the rules He said, I only used them as tools I thought the man knew where I lived I thought that the rules wouldnt give Thats when I came here online And he said, young man, dont waste your time Reading that damn stupid EULA Your PC wont give you away You dont have to read the EULA You dont have to read the EULA EULA theres nothing in the EULA Young man, young man, theres no need to scroll down Young man, young man, there are no cops around EULA theres nothing in the EULA Young man, young man, theres no need to scroll down Young man, young man, there are no cops around EULA just skip the EULA Young man, young man, do you think I would lie? Young man, young man, if I do I would die. (I like Beer: Tom T. Hall) I like Max In some posts I have casually mentioned The fact that I like to use Max This little song is more to the point Scroll down the windows and lend me your ear I like Max Its exactly what I need I like Max It doesnt waste time And its great for my PCs speed Lightwaves too tough Maya costs too much And Rhinos models are lax This little refrain Should help me explain As a matter of fact I like Max My girl often laughs When Im working on crafts And Max is in wireframe Shes working Truespace And she laughs in my face When I say all her models look the same I like Max Its exactly what I need I like Max It doesnt waste time And its good on my PCs speed Lightwaves too tough Maya costs too much And Rhinos models are lax This little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I like Max. Last night I dreamed That I created a scene That was a place so rare All the water was clear And looked very real Then I found I used Carrera I like Max Its exactly what I need I like Max It doesnt waste time And its good on my PCs speed Lightwaves too tough Maya costs too much And Rhinos models are lax This little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I love Max. (I Won't Be Home For Christmas: Blink 182) I Wont Upgrade my Programs Online the programmers begin to warn I have to stop looking at porn Cuz one more patch is up for download I push the page to the side From the title bar comes an unwaving tide Those fucking popups get irritating Its upgrade time again So I download with a smile on my face Wondering how much of my time theyll waste Oh god I hate dialup connections And then I guess my server crashed Because it left my modem thrashed I need a DSL connection Its upgrade time again Its time to download that crap you dont understand Install it Im growing tired of all this upgrade shit You piss me off Please keep me off of my phone I dont want to download this crap Just fix the bugs and then leave it alone Well I guess the programmers listened to me Cuz Bill Gates is sueing me He has a whole lot of lawyers And even though the jail didnt have a PC Upgrades came on idally And a virus named Bubba erased the hard drive Its uprgade time again Its time to download that crap you dont understand Install it Im growing tired of all this upgrade shit You piss me off Please keep me off of my phone I dont want to download this crap Just fix the bugs and then leave it alone I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC I wont upgrade I wont upgrade my PC Enjoy. :) Oh and BTW, I may say some things in the lyrics, but I don't dislike nor encourage the braking of rules or the disregard thereof. Also Bill's not so bad. A little ruthless, but he's still human.

There's one I wrote about an offset envelope press. (Basic Blues Tune) The Web 6 Blues I've got the web 6 blues; I've got the web 6 blues; They say the machine is maladjusted; So what else is new. The glue is overflowin; The ink is on the floor; I fix it up the thing breaks down; I fix it up some more; Refrain: And so on and so on. I also have bad versions of "The Bannana Boat Song","It's Another Day","Timothy" and others. While the press is running one doesn't have much to do I usually write.

You guys crack me up.