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draculaz opened this issue on Oct 28, 2004 · 11 posts
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draculaz ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 1:10 AM · edited Sat, 08 February 2025 at 9:33 PM

loosely edited for content: nntndgrl> wanna cyber? nntndgrl> what do you have on right now? ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why? harm_> today this one lady got annoyed cause we dont carry i quote "wireless power supplies" ogregasm> a what harm_> thats what i said harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething?? harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit harm_> then she got annoyed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist ogregasm> heh harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like "get back to us in 30 years" harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality" ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo p3ps1c4n>> I just killed a bee that was flying around my kitchen. sp0rkk>> omg, dude.. LOL!! sp0rkk>> this one time, i caught a bee and put it in a cup inside the freezer.. sp0rkk>> and then i took it back out, and tied a string to it.. 'cause it was frozen so it wouldn't sting me.. sp0rkk>> and then it thawed out and came back to life.. so i was like "whee!", walking around.. sp0rkk>> and then the bastard started chasing me around, trying to sting me! p3ps1c4n>> Rofl! sp0rkk>> so i smashed it with a frozen block of bacon. p3ps1c4n>> I fear for your cat. sp0rkk>> dude, stfu. apollyon> oh i'm so happy! apollyon> my girlfriend just told me she wants to dual boot! Nastard> is that geek for "see other people"? queenren24: i need your advice queenren24: cause you're a guy and all MrFluffyPants26: that I am queenren24: what would you, as a guy, rather have for your birthday or christmas: a video game or that axe stuff that smells SOOO good? MrFluffyPants26: Axe DOES smell good... MrFluffyPants26: what video game? queenren24: rome: total war MrFluffyPants26: hm... MrFluffyPants26: probably the game MrFluffyPants26: but give him sexual favors too MrFluffyPants26: can't go wrong with that queenren24: :O MrFluffyPants26: precisely

draculaz ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 1:15 AM

KelBell853: im 4'12'' 82 pounds, hazel eyes, brown hair blond highlights, medium length hair i am KTIK: 4'12"? KelBell853: yeah 4 feet 12 inches i am KTIK: I hope you're kidding. KelBell853: im dead serious i am KTIK: How many inches are in a foot? KelBell853: 12 i am KTIK: Put two and two together... KelBell853: opps yeah im 5 foot whats up Xery? just looking at my harddrives hoping they are capable of mating so i can put some data on their offspring :)

Kemal ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 4:38 AM

Lol, where you get all this ??? :)

Doublecrash ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 4:46 AM

LOL!! made my morning :)

draculaz ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 4:50 AM

Attached Link: http://www.bash.org

bash.org, kemal. although you have to keep an open mind when reading them. they're actual quotes from irc convos :D

Kemal ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 5:18 AM

Did you said open mind, lol ??? That is seriously cool webpage, thanks man, hilarious !!! :)

draculaz ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 5:40 AM

some people might have a lower tolerance for that kind of thing, that's why i said it :)

TobinLam ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 7:37 AM

that's a really funny website! why do we say TUNA FISH we don't say CHICKEN BIRD

Slakker ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 10:33 AM

Yeah...you should SEE some of the IRC conversations we've had...i used to hang out in IRC with a bunch of Half-Life modder guys from germany... We all know how crazy semi-goth german nerd guitar players are. Actually...now that i think about it...I don't think Borg was goth at all...i think he was just really pale from never leaving his house.

bandolin ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 5:17 PM

I like the guy's callsign "MrFluffyPants". Gotta remember that one.


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MoonGoat ( ) posted Thu, 28 October 2004 at 6:14 PM

anything with "ogregasm" in it is immediately funny, great stuff...

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