You see a Payless Shoes commercial and immediately think how great that pair of shoes would look on Vicky. hehe

... you start conversing with NaySayGuy ....... on a regular basis. ;=]

worst case:you are planning to morph your girlfriend.

you go shopping and see an ornament that you think you could recreate in poser then when you get home you do so.

You wish you could morph yourself to fit that gorgeous dress, apparently few sizes too small for your real self...

You open Poser, stare at a blank scene and think "I know I can do something with that" for the next 3 hours..

you start a database to track what items go to what characters..;)

worst case:you actually do morph your girlfriend lol

you spend more $$$$ on 3D clothing than you do on your own.........

when you see dirt on your hands you think "I really need to dial-down the bias on that" instead of washing them.

"You open Poser, stare at a blank scene and think "I know I can do something with that" for the next 3 hours.." I feel your pain.

When you have dreams about sitting at your computer and having arguments with Poser figures....and they're talking back at you.

"you start a database to track what items go to what characters." OMG! That is me! Yikes!

you start a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

you reply to a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

...you spend half an hour staring at the beautiful waitress in your favorite pub and finally have to declare that you just want to morph her terrific face-shape (what's even more embarrassing when you're a woman).

you reply to a reply to a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread;)

When you are having a really bad hair day and think to yourself "Where is Kozaburo when I need him!?".

You laugh (not realising)at the comments in a "you know you're addicted to Poser when..." thread ,and then breaking down crying due to the revelations that everyone has made. and the loss of hours from your short life spent infront of a screen dressing people... :)

... dressing??????????????????????? ;=]

laughing at StarDogSirius's comment And geep, you've always talked to NaySayGuy.

uh-oooooh...I think I need help! Is there a 12-step program for Poser.........you know, never mind...I'm not addicted....I can quit anytime!!!

You haven't bought yourself an outfit in years. But, has all Vicky the latest fashions

... me have??? ;=]

You look at Playboy magazine for the pictures. (to get ideas for poses)

When you visit some real temple ruins (on the rare vacation away from your computer), and you think, "Yeah, Vicky would look really cool right over there... naked... with a sword."

Playboy has PICTURES ???

Yes, Playboy has pictures, but they really don't belong in the Poser forum because of all the postwork done on them. [Big Evil Grin] (And yes, I'm just kidding. My lack of postwork is because I have no skill.)

You start a thread entitled "You know you're addicted to Poser when....". Or, for that matter, you respond to one.... ;-) bonni

...you see Playboy magazine and you think: "mmmh, breastsize8 at 0.750, breastraise at -.250, gravcrease at 0.525, nippleout at 1.125, pregnat at 0.115, mmmh, I would tweak voluptuous at 0.500 and buxon at... " :P Or worse. Youre walking on the street mumbling: "LongHair Evolution... Sapphire Fox Hair... Wedge Cut Hair (mmh, v.1 or v.2?)... KyotoMK3... gosh, this is difficult, this would be... mmmh..." Or worst. Youre walking on the street and suddenly you says a gal: "VICKY!!! ARE YOU???"

(I swear once I saw Victoria3 buying in a supermarket... I was tempted to say her: "please, lady, can I meet you in order to take you a photo?" ... but it sounded too much typical to use it... and if I say her "you are exactly like a 3D model I use to design comics..." probably she would think Im any kind of pervert...)

There was a 12-step program for Poser addiction, but SR2 broke it ;p You know you're addicted to Poser (and/or 3D in general) when you see an object IRL, and think "I could use one of those in Poser", and then you create it. Bonus points if you look at your 3d model, wondering what it is exactly, then remember/figure it out, and notice that you've probably modeled it wrong, not because you knew exactly how to model it to start with, but because it wouldn't work properly if it really existed the way you initially modeled it. When you go back and look at the real thing, sure enough, the part you suspected was modeled wrong looks just like you thought it would. or maybe that's just me...

You are looking at a pic of a wonderfull nude woman in Playboy, stating "Oh yes, itt'sa true, the yhave really pictures", in an extreme pose and say "terrible bending, something is wrong with the joints"

LOL, you're all cracking me up, hehe

You ask Vickie 3 if she's real or just digital .... and then she replies !!!

....or when you walk down the street, and everyone starts looking like Alan Alda !

... you have nightmares about Poser... where your runtime deletes, or your models lose their bones, of system crashes in the middle of a scene with hundred of characters and props without saving it...

When you bought a nice outfit for Vick, you use it a lot in your images because you just LOVE the way it looks on Vick, and one day, you must go on a date and you look for that outfit in your own warderobe...

"you must go on a date and you look for that outfit in your own warderobe..." mwhaahahahahahahhaaaa, funny one :D

You have a date and wondering if she will be anatomically correct.

... and wondering if her joint points would fold properly... ... or wondering if he would have GENITALIA turned ON... :D

You wake up at night and had the nightmare your HD is broken without any backup of your runtimes.

You make a nice model in a Shade/Max/Maya (or whatever you model it in) and export to poser so you can render it......

You don't take her home, you simply unzip her to folder.

Just make sure that's the only thing you "unzip" ... or you might get slapped! ;=]

could also be a *.exe. :)

X Y Z
examine your zipper

hopefully she isn't password protected.

You dream about a character you've been working with, then wonder where he went the next morning. Or if you're going to be gone over two hours, you take your laptop so you can work on an image, even if you don't have one started yet. "Me addicted to Poser, no way!" The most telling symptom: denial.:)

You look at your Wife and think "I can make something better than that" [Just kidding dear AAArgggrghhhh].

Attention:she might crash your system.