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Subject: MsFirefox


Ardiva ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 5:10 PM · edited Mon, 29 July 2024 at 5:04 AM

Attached Link: http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-firefox/index.html

If you need a good laugh about MS, look no further.

http://www.msfirefox.com/microsoft-firefox/index.html



Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:16 PM · edited Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:19 PM

ROTFL!!

Parental Controls

To help keep kids safer online, parents can control browsing behavior through the parental control settings built into Microsoft Firefox with an extensive range of options - on or off. Force your child to browse educational Microsoft based content sites only. Teaching your children programming for "native Javascript objects for rich AJAX-style applications" has never been easier. Browsing sessions are automatically examined by Microsoft marketing representatives 24/7.

Secure my Kernel with TakeOverTo help protect the Windows kernel being affected by unsafe code executions, Microsoft Firefox automatically notifies you of any programs that may put your computer at risk, and will take the necessary restarting/shutdown processes required to save Windows.
Competition Disabled Mode

To help troubleshoot difficulties launching Microsoft Firefox or reaching specific Microsoft websites, you have the ability to start in "No Competition" mode, where only system critical Microsoft sites can be accessed.

AKobe Phlash Multimedia Kit
This multimedia deployment package works in conjunction with the native Phlash Plugin that comes bundled with Microsoft Firefox 2007. Delivering, viewing and downloading customized interactive multimedia content has never been so simple.(Lawsuit from Adobe Pending)

Omg...this is too funny! Im still readng about the system requirements LOL!

Thanks Ardiva!

~Jani

Renderosity Community Admin
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Khai ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:22 PM

...aaand at the end.. you can download IE 7! ;)


Ardiva ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:31 PM

Quote - ...aaand at the end.. you can download IE 7! ;)

Yep!  lol

I'm wondering now since this website is NOT from MS..whether whoever wrote it will get in trouble for using the MS logo...etc..



Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:36 PM

How do I install/uninstall Microsoft Firefox?

For installation, simple visit:

  1. Here and download the appropriate version of Microsoft Firefox compatible with your operating system.
  2. Follow the online instructions.
  • Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

:lol:

~Jani

Renderosity Community Admin
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Ardiva ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 8:53 PM

:tt2::tt2::tt2::tt2:



infinity10 ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 10:11 PM

made me smile

Eternal Hobbyist

 


Ardiva ( ) posted Sat, 11 November 2006 at 11:58 PM

I liked this one the best.

Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail:

    * Google.com
    * Yahoo.com
    * Apple.com
    * iTunes.com
    * Gmail.com
    * Symantec.com
    * McAfee.com
    * Nintendo.com
    * Playstation.com
    * And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities

Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.

    * "I hate microsoft"
    * "Bill gates is an idiot"
    * "Linux is good"
    * "Apple is good"
    * "MacOSX is good"
    * "I hate Windows"
    * "Windows sucks"
    * "Microsoft sucks"
    * "I hate Bill"
    * "XBOX is ridiculous"
    * "Al Qaeda"
    * "I love Ipods"
    * "I don't use Microsoft Office"
    * "I hate Microsoft Office"
    * "Microsoft Office is stupid"
    * "Explorer sucks"
    * "Vista sucks"
    * "Ballmer sucks"
    * And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.

 
This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.
Note: Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly.




Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Sun, 12 November 2006 at 1:23 PM

:lol:

~Jani

Renderosity Community Admin
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slinger ( ) posted Sun, 12 November 2006 at 9:28 PM

~LMFAO~
Thanks for the link.  This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages...and on another level - the work that went into that site is incredible, and worth every minute the author spent i.m.h.o.

The Microsoft AKobe Plash Plugin is developed and endorsed by Kobe Bryant; and presents no intellectual copyright threat towards Adobe Corporation's Family of Products. :lol:

The liver is evil - It must be punished.


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