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what;s it doing in my soup?
the backstroke...;)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!!!!
DPH

Thanks! :laugh:
Gordon

Shouldn't that be spelled ... wader? :lol:

Heh!
Gordon

Would a napkin in this circumstances be a bit of flypaper?
DPH

I guess it would depend on whether he ordered soup or fly!

Gordon
 

I'm at a loss for a quip, because all I can think if is 'GROSS!'  For the life of me, the only thing I can think that flies are good for is the therapeutic production of maggots.  Apparently maggots therapy is better than antibiotics for preventing the spread of morbidity in flesh.
DPH

Prevents environmentalists. You know... Gang Green! :laugh:
Gordon

Serve them up with falafel and PITA!
DPH

Having been attacked by a swarm of them while eating, I understand that Greenpeace is no longer enthusiastic about green pease!
DPH

Quote - Prevents environmentalists. You know... Gang Green! :laugh:
Gordon

Gordon goes GREEN with his toons!!!!!!
It's earth day, which as become earth week (this last week I think)

 Next time do a couple of frogs complaining that there's soup on their fly ;)

And yeah.. YUCK! :lol:

Diner: "Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup."

Waiter: "Oh, very sorry sir, we gave you too much soup, he should only be wading."

 Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
What do you expect for that price, a beetle ?

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Just you wait until you see the main course !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !

Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them **
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Those are good! :laugh:
Gordon