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Subject: Free - Forum ToolKit

mrsparky opened this issue on Mar 31, 2014 · 15 posts
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mrsparky ( ) posted Mon, 31 March 2014 at 10:15 PM · edited Mon, 30 December 2024 at 7:19 AM

Attached Link: http://www.sparkyworld.co.uk/3d10own.htm

It's darn hard work being a professional forumite. Every time you need to make sure those uneducated plebs recognise your greatness, you have to write a pompous 150000 word essay on why the verts on Dawns toenails are more shiny than V6's lactimals ever will be. Whats more even annoying is it's exactly the same as you wrote last time. Thats time wasted that could be spend on grander, more important projects, like polishing a nipple bump map or slating content creators. Because, and lets face it, those people clearly don't have a clue faced with your immense level of skill, knowledge and education. Honestly here, they wouldn't recognise Alan Alda if they saw him riding a pink pony naked around a temple! Wouldn't it be great if technology could come to your rescue, to give you more time on the important things, like drinking coffee and eating popcorn. Well now it can, because those nice folks at NASA have been busy working on some new hardware designed to make your life even amazing than it is now. Best of all it's 125% free! Plus theres a mystery free extra as well. Yep, thats right! This freebie comes with a freebie!

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


mrsparky ( ) posted Mon, 31 March 2014 at 10:16 PM

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**The WindMachine** Do you really need to talk out of your rear or shout, well now you can with the WindMachine. With an added BS mixer, adjustable flow thingy and hot air generator you'll win every debate going. If you don't then this freebie comes with a 500% money back promise.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


mrsparky ( ) posted Mon, 31 March 2014 at 10:17 PM

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**The Stuck Record**

Don't fancy repeating the same arguement again over which wether Studio or Poser is bestest, can't be bothered to flog a dead horse so it's even deader than last time? Then what you need is the stuck record. Simply post this in any thread to win friends and influence people.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.


animajikgraphics ( ) posted Mon, 31 March 2014 at 11:34 PM

ROFL - so friggin' true!

... and thanks for the "flattulant" freebees!

-AniMajik


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bobbystahr ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 1:16 AM

hee hee hee...thanks

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

RFreise ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 1:59 AM

Love it Thanks

PhilC ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 4:04 AM

he he :)

hornet3d ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 4:14 AM

Great - I love it.

Only problem is the question "why the verts on Dawns toenails are more shiny than V6's lactimals ever will be" is going to bother me for the rest of the day. 

 

 

I use Poser 13 on Windows 11 - For Scene set up I use a Geekcom A5 -  Ryzen 9 5900HX, with 64 gig ram and 3 TB  storage, mini PC with final rendering done on normal sized desktop using an AMD Ryzen Threadipper 1950X CPU, Corsair Hydro H100i CPU cooler, 3XS EVGA GTX 1080i SC with 11g Ram, 4 X 16gig Corsair DDR4 Ram and a Corsair RM 100 PSU .   The desktop is in a remote location with rendering done via Queue Manager which gives me a clearer desktop and quieter computer room.

EnglishBob ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 4:27 AM · edited Tue, 01 April 2014 at 4:27 AM

Quote - Only problem is the question "why the verts on Dawns toenails are more shiny than V6's lactimals ever will be" is going to bother me for the rest of the day.

Let's have an argument about it. I'm sure to win, since I've already downloaded and installed Mr Sparky's kit. :D :D :D

 

Miss Nancy ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 3:58 PM

mr s, you've outdone yourself yet again!  surely with this device you've earned the coveted title "intellectual saviour of the forum masses"! 🤣


shvrdavid ( ) posted Tue, 01 April 2014 at 6:22 PM · edited Tue, 01 April 2014 at 6:22 PM

Can you hear me now???

lol.

I vote for Most Epic Freebie of The Year.


Some things are easy to explain, other things are not........ <- Store ->   <-Freebies->

hornet3d ( ) posted Wed, 02 April 2014 at 3:50 AM

Let's have an argument about it. I'm sure to win, since I've already downloaded and installed Mr Sparky's kit. :D :D :D

 

 

OK, I conceed, no good starting a war you know you can't win.

 

 

I use Poser 13 on Windows 11 - For Scene set up I use a Geekcom A5 -  Ryzen 9 5900HX, with 64 gig ram and 3 TB  storage, mini PC with final rendering done on normal sized desktop using an AMD Ryzen Threadipper 1950X CPU, Corsair Hydro H100i CPU cooler, 3XS EVGA GTX 1080i SC with 11g Ram, 4 X 16gig Corsair DDR4 Ram and a Corsair RM 100 PSU .   The desktop is in a remote location with rendering done via Queue Manager which gives me a clearer desktop and quieter computer room.

EnglishBob ( ) posted Wed, 02 April 2014 at 3:57 AM

Quote - OK, I conceed, no good starting a war you know you can't win.

Wow, that never happened before in the entire history of any forum anywhere. This truly is the freebie to end all freebies.

:lol:  

 

Klebnor ( ) posted Wed, 02 April 2014 at 12:14 PM

For your information, I hold the UK patent for the arse-a-phone and I intend to defend it vigourously!  Expect to hear from my solicitors in short order.

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markschum ( ) posted Wed, 02 April 2014 at 5:29 PM

Cute if thats the right word  :ohmy:

 

wut ? no flogger ?

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