Stupid Frog by Margana
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
*****Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.*****
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women aren't as clever as they think they are! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this it only goes to show you never listen!
LOL.Found this on the net and thought I'd share it...
Thanks for looking and for any comments you may choose to leave.I know it's not much but I thought it was kind of cute,and to be honest I'm STRUGGLING to reach 100 uploads.At the rate I upload that could take me forever!So bear with this 'stupid frog' of an upload,will ya?LOL.
Have a wonderful weekend everybody!
Always,
Marlene :^)
Comments (47)
Zacko
ROTFLMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is the funniest story ive ever heard...or read. LMAO!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA...cant....stop...laughing...hahaha...sniff.. Oh my..sniff..that is priceless..sniff. And your shot is sooo beautiful by the way. I love the rich colors in it. Why cant we have green and pretty frogs here. All we get are brown suckers...sigh. Thanks for the hysterical laugh. Have a wonderful weekend!!! #:O)
donallison13
Naughty, naughty, this story, and at the expense of man. Go figure. Wonderful image, by the way. Don
Margana
Ummmm,lol,it doesn't read that way to me.Actually it seems more at the expense of women,but,okie dokey,lol. ;^)
glennn23
Absolutely rich and wonderful color comp! Very eye-catching! +++
Richardphotos
beautiful frog and capture. I heard the joke before but a different version-not suitable for the comments!!this version is really funny. men or women, we are never as smart as we think we are
lafayette
I am not good in english, so i don't understand all this story, sorry! but your shot is very sympatic in the compo and in the colors! HAve a nice weekend!
Hendesse
Marvellous shot, fantastic colors and details. A real pleasure to look at!!!
Valerie-Ducom
I agree lafayette, my english is very poor too... But i like very much your tittle and your composition of color and lighting is perfectly!!! Well done my friend ;) Hugs
Margana
Une femme est donn trois souhaits, mais elle est avertie pour chaque souhait qu'elle fait, son mari recevra la me chose, seulement dix fois. Ainsi elle souhaite re riche, et elle et son mari deviennent tr riches. Alors elle souhaite la beaut et elle est avertie qui son mari meilleur-regardera me qu'elle, mais elle ne s'occupe pas. Son troisie souhait est pour une crise cardiaque douce LOL et elle pense que ceci le finira. Mais il parde sur elle, parce que sa crise cardiaque est dix fois plus douce que le sien. J'espe que ceci m'aide n'ont aucune id ce qui ceci le traducteur fait ou si ceci aide me, mais j'a pensque j'essayerais !
short_ribs
SO cute all round ;P Thanks for the great laugh and sharing your awesomely lovely photo!!
pm_hackworth
Very nice!!! Very very nice. VOTE
Digimon
Super humor Marlene!! ; ) Love the frog photo!!!!
jinet
All excellent !
jared99
Excellent image, and a cute story too.
GBCalls
Excellent photo! Neat diddy too. I heard one where the frog asks the woman to kiss him to be returned to a handsome prince...she chuckled and said as she finished eating the frogs legs....not a chance
babuci
Marlene thaks for a laugh, you made my weekend much happier! Fantastic story. ( every joke based on a true story) And yes that frog is in a lillypond is just gorgeous! Good strong colors.Cool shot!
rayburg
Big Big Big smile on my face..thanks for the funny joke, although mostly true. My question is why did you call the frog stupid??? he was able to grant three wishes and even warned the lady each time what would happen....I'm glad to see you getting back into posting more pics lately..and those extra fingers I gave you must be working...your comments are longer than Zacko's...lol ( no offence Andreas)..Well Miss NYH, I'm looking forward to your next upload towards 100...Big hugs for todays laugh.
SoulSearcherr
S..cute
nattarious
LoooooooooooooooL @ the title, your review (POST'S COMMENT) and the most another lol 2 Zacko :)) very nice shot here Marlene.. Love it alot.. and now we have another frog girl.. You and Chris :P love the details and that hiding or comming out frog.. It is really superbe post of yours my friend.. EXCELLENT!! + MY VOTE!! 10/10 Thanks and keep them comming ;))
webdancer
Great picture! I love 'stupid' frogs!
jocko500
hahahahah that is funny and your shot of the frog is super.
logiloglu
a very fascinating shot. i like the wonderful light and colours,looks like a painting.lol, to your story, i like the black humour in it a lot,lol again !you never cease to amaze,Marlene ! BIG HUGZ #:O)
matasabu
This seems the common moral in the world. In Japan, there are wives who wait for husband's retirement and she divorces (because the retirement allowance). Nice joke, and fantastic image that imagine fairy tale. Love this image!! :D
odie
Oh man...what colors! It's like a painting! Very nice catch! :0)
redchilicat
LOL! Gorgeous froggie shot!
Guestlove
wow Real Beautiful Color .. Excellent work :)
DELMUR
Afrog reading a story about frogs!A funny story!AND A WONDERFULL PIC!
kimariehere
LOL You are so funny Marlene! loved your story and your colorful shot ..well done !! Yes the colors do look like a painting excellent! :O)!!
NekhbetSun
Good morning laff :oD loved the joke and the pic SSSS
Punaguy
Now that's damn funny, I don't care who you are! I agree women are quite clever in their ways, and us men are such dimwits that we can't always see past the illusion. But where would we be without each other? Sorta like where I am now, DOH! But bachlorhood has it's merits also, and soon as I find out what they are I will let ya know...jeesh. Lovely shot BTW and the joke kills~ Aloha to you~