TGI...Sunday by Margana
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Hey folks.
This has been a banner week. Lets see...in addition to my pc being in a coma, and some other minor mishaps, there was also this wonderful little event kicking off my hump day...
That morning, I was going down the stairs in my big, pink, fluffy slippers and thick, coke-bottle glasses, ( I know lovely, huh? ), and I was just about at the bottom, when somebody passed by my house walking their dog. That's when all three of
my 'ponies' suddenly made a stampede for the door. ( Because, you know, they absolutely HAVE TO bark their heads off at any creature who thinks they have the right to walk in front of our house )...So anyway, the fact that sleepy Mommy
was in their way, evidently was irrelevant ...and BOOM! Three hundred pounds of brown madness, suddenly walloped me from behind.
At that point, graceful moi went head-first down the stairs, straight into the granite, hallway floor....
Sigh...Stupid slippers, stupid glasses, stupid dogs...stupid, stupid me...Fortunately, my lower lip was there to break the fall. :^/
Ouch...Beat beat beat....Lovely. It has it's own pulse now...
I guess I'm lucky. It could have been worse. In addition to the massive, pulsating lip I have right now, I could have easily lost a few front teeth, as well. Oh yeah, wouldn't that have looked lovely...the perfect way to complete my wonderful
slipper and eyeglasses ensemble.
I also had the 'good fortune' of being in this lovely get-up, with this oh so colorful face, when good ol' Meg let the author of my book project into the house, unannounced. I have to give the boy credit. He barely flinched. Personally, I'm
surprised he didn't run out of the house screaming. Let me tell you, I ain't all that
purrrrrrrrrdy right now.
Oh, and what better way to end this wonderful week than this...
Last night, I was reeeeeeeally thirsty. ( Drinking isn't easy when your lip is the size of a golfball...schlurp schlurp schlurp... ) Anyway, that's when I spied the Poland Spring water bottle on the kitchen counter and took a great big swig.
Except it wasn't water...As it was on it's way down, I discovered, much to my growing horror, that I had just swallowed a great, big, giant gulp of white vinegar.
Oh yeah. That was special......burn burn burn....I could feel it going all the way down...I guess on the upside, my esophagus is probably all shiny and streak-free now...
Aaaah yes....it's good to be me.
-M :^d
Comments (32)
SoulSearcherr
....sorry...S..but a really kewl and sexi shot..
kjpweb
Wow - that's slapstick par excellence! Don't be mad, but I had to LOL profusely! I adore good humor and self deprecating humor tops my charts! Hope you're better now - and if the pic is any indication - you do!
Punaguy
I really don't want to laugh to make things worse, but this is just frikin' hilarious. Sounds like a scene out of a comedy movie. Man what a comedy of errors we had this week...poor baby!! I think we all get our turn sooner or later, but not all of us want to share like you did. Just goes to show you we all have a bit of "3 Stooges" in us once in awhile. I could write a book about my trips and falls, but it wouldn't make good reading like this story. Hope your lip is healing up, and you are taking your lumps in stride. Now drinking vinegar that's just the pickle on the shit sandwich of the day you had. Rest assured, we all take our turns sooner or later. Thanks for the humiliating but oh so funny story, takes a real big person to share this little nugget. Now I'm going to have this shit eating smile on my face all day thinking about this. Very kewl image btw...has the look of a sexy perfume commercial...Please be careful and I hope this coming week is uneventful for you....It couln't get much worse... Much Aloha to you!!
gunsan
OMG, poor girl, what a day!!! Kom till Sverige, h det lugnt.The only thing to fight with here are snails. Snails eating everything I put in the ground.But they don't knock my lips. Love your humor sweetie, when you describe our adventous life.You did not loose that in the fall. Sending healing lower lip energies your way!! Hugs!
Margana
Eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie!!!!! (schlurp )
Onslow
LOL such humorous anecdotes Marlene. Well what can I say I been catching up and see you have been making images for illustrative purposes - excellent well done ! This image here shows such emotions and passion it is special and unique - super work Marlene. I have heard a good malt whiskey is good for a fat lip - does nothing to cure it but you ain't gonna worry about it after a couple of those :D
DELMUR
The big problem!!!I don't understand english!!!!!!!!!!!!But good image.Jp
watteville
very sensual! great!
short_ribs
And so I said: Lets burn together ;P... Sounds like you've had an awful time there 'm' Well lets all hope that you're feeling better soon. Oh and about that photo DROOLS Love it, simply love it I tell ya. Great shadow play n the B&W is perfect. Ya rock #;0) Hope ya get better soooooonnzzzz HUGZZ
mark.spooner
Excellent work!
jocko500
I hear white vinegar is good for you. Forgot what it good for. hope this comeing week be good for you. I would take a photo of how you look now lol
Dianthus
Excellent work :)
goodoleboy
Oh no! MrsLubner revisited! She has mishaps similar to yours quite often. Really sorry about your sequence of traumatic events, especially the dreadful plunge to the bottom of the stairs. I hope you heal rapidly with no scars or everlasting facial reminders to affect your beauty and self confidence. Other than that, great capture -- or is that a painting? -- in the above composition!
nongo
Ok, I'm having a real hard time containing myself, the picture you've painted is quite hilarious!!!!!!! I truly hope you haven't hurt yourself to badly!!!! Such a comedy of horrors, I can only imagine when the author of your project walked in the front door?? LOL!!!! And to top it off, drinking a huge swig of vinegar?? I'll bet you were happy for the weekend!!!!!!! Maybe you should write sit~coms??? I hope you have a much better week ahead my dear!!!!!!! The image above only brings to mind "intensity"!!!!! Excellent work my friend!!!!! take care....
diomedes66
Ah dear girl, I do sympathy well, particularly between spasms of laughter - and it most certainly is nice to have such adventures behind one... may peace, serenity, and quick healing be yours.
TallPockets
"Sigh...Stupid slippers, stupid glasses, stupid dogs...stupid, stupid me...Fortunately, my lower lip was there to break the fall. :^/" -- Hey, Hollywood Actresses pay BIG money to get BIG lips! GRIN. -- "fries" go good with 'vinegar', btw. SMILE. THANKS for the 'info' about the p.c. in a 'coma'. Now I can blame MY p.c.! (I always thought it was ME in a 'coma'). Oh yeah .... FANTASTIC photo!!!!! My best to you and yours, T.P.
Hendesse
Excellent image, fantastic expression and tones. Looks outstanding!!
lizzibell
Nice photo...
VDH
Original image! Expressive pose!
MaydaMason
so sensual! well done! i may image this as an image for gucci or d&g spot :)
X-PaX
In Germany we say "Glk im Unglk". That is what came in my mind as I read your "funny" story. I hope your lip is getting better. Very nice photo.
NekhbetSun
Ohhhh Marlene shock, horror n guffaws you sure gave me a good mornin' laff with your little tale...you're such an excellent raconteur m'dear :o) Seriously, hope da big wip is better today lotsa mama bear hugs Very cool pic....wooohooo n drool !!! And stay off the sauce, will ya lol Hugzzz again :o)
Valerie-Ducom
Oh yes, so beautiful postwork and excellent composition ! :)
shahlaa
Good grief...talk about an eventful calender..you've sure had more than your share...You poor woman...but you know what...they say beauty is only skin deep so maybe you will find comfort in that...I hope you heal really fast...as for the vinegar, yukkkkkkkkk...can't even imagine the taste...not sure I could have gotten past the smell...LOL...but Heloise would be proud cause now you're all squeaky clean inside...LOL... Beautiful image though so something did go right for you, now take your very expensive wig, put it on..( straight of course) and put your makeup on, but pass by the lipstick cause it sounds like you have enough lip color...Hugzzzzzzz
TwoPynts
Oh man Marlene, that sounds AWEFUL! And the vinegar was the salt in the wound, so to speak. Too bad it wasn't vodka, eh? That might have helped a bit. Sorry to hear about the incident, I hope you recover quickly and that your neighbors don't think your hubby has been using u as a punching back. ;'P Thanks so much though for the sadistcally entaining story full of offbeat visuals -- and of course your fantastic photo here. Super work in B&W and I like the soft effects.
Janiss
Oh Marlene, you are the "Queen" of portraits... amazing shot!
Gwyn Tyger
what a great pix you've created. i'm glad you suvived your ordeals with your humor.
rainbows
Oh! Marlene, so sorry for the big tumble down!! Hope you feel better soon. A beautiful, sensual image. Superb shadow play. love the B&W. Hugs. Diane.
Cosme..D..Churruca
Pffff... Marlene, so sorry by the accident. Reading it has been like a clip of YouTube. I hope you dont are in pain. About this image... I must say it deserves a glossy page in a trendy magazine, it is fabulous !
dorothylee
Very good looking couple and the black & white adds to the mood. Hope you are feeling better after your tumble - sounds painful.