Having been born and raised in a tent just outside Leavesden Mental Asylum where both my parents were inmates, I always knew I was special. Even when I was at school I stood out from the crowd, some said it was because I was wearing a potato sack and they all had uniforms but I say it was personality that seperated me from the pack.
After leaving school I struggled to make a living for a while until a chance encounter with a street walker in Watford High Street. After that I made my fortune from call girls paying me not to sleep with them.Â
Despite my new found wealth I was still very lonely until one day I met a blind, deaf, mute woman with no sense of smell and had two very ugly children with her. Alas her sense of smell returned and once again I found myself alone. So if you're very ugly and have no self respect, give me a call. I'll let you buy me dinner.
Some of the above might be slightly misleading or entirely untrue.Â
I was raised in Leavesden, just outside Watford England. That much was true. They filmed Goldeneye at Leavesden Studios actually. Fascinating huh? It was a Rolls Royce aeroplane engine plant when I lived there. The bit about the two children was true, maybe not the ugly part but when you look at their parents...what hope did they have?
These days above all I write comic fantasies and spoofs of the whole ridiculous fantasy genre. You can find my feeble scribblings at futilefantasycreations.co.uk along with some textures for use with Poser or Daz.  There's a real terrible film we made on there too. Go see!
My Stats
D.O.B: 1st March 1971.
Hair: A distant memory.
Gender: Ugly man.
That's it. I've said too much.
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Comments (14)
viejonagual
ha ha ha... Good final to the rivality between V3 and V4. ;-)
pakled
they said the same thing about Vickie 2, back in the day..;) Poser does need the occasional spring cleaning..;)
DarqIce
lol Babe you gave it a valiant try ! wondered how long it would be before all the V4 stuff went to the heap .. love the pic as always and the "new" GTA poster is a nice touch :-).. huggles
Futile_Fantasy
This isn't about V3 over V4. V3 was even worse!!! Aiko wins! Mostly it was an excuse to finally use my GTA poster.
Sivana
ROTFL - That´s fantastic!!! You made my day with your real-life story!!!
Cimaira
ROFL... oh come on give the girl a break, she isn't that bad, lol...love the image and your commentary as always!! big hugs to you bye bye V4!!
lethalliam
Wow awesome, great scene and work. :)
Li-C.
AAAHH! someone else noticed it! I refuse to use V4 because she looks too much like a underfed primate! Applauds you Excellent render, by the by. Grand Theft Aiko. So cute!
Bossie_Boots
Pmslomg talk about split my ribs she maybe an ape but your image is ace grand theft aiko i like your style superb humour hugs lou x
Pankaj
DLG... Great!!! Well done!!!
violet
LOL....Aiko rulezzzzz.....!!!
Dragonluna1
LMAO!!! Perfect! We need a "3D Artists against V4" group! LOLz! Into the dumpster with you!!! AIKO FOREVER!!!! =D
Soulpainter
sneaks in will i get lynched if i say i like V4 a little? she does look monkeyish though when you load her up (even my wife said that) Great render and image and love the Aiko GTA poster!
LynLinz
I love A3 - but have finally after enough time gotten used to A4. But ... one has much better content for A3, so old habits die hard!