Desimus Maximus Vodaphonicus (For Rob) by neiwil
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" Hello darling, how you keeping....what? wait..but..yes I know I said I'd only be 3 years but not to the day!!..I'm sorry dinner's ruined but we're still in bloody Britania...the weather?..raining, hasn't stopped since we got here..women? I hadn't really noticed, you know I only love you my little Medusa...well no I haven't made plans to get home...it's not really up to me love, it's up to Caesar!...oh he's fine, bit grumpy what with the weather an all.....presents? course I've got you presents....no not naked slave girls..not after last time...look I'm going to have to go, we're going under an Aquaduct I'll lose the signal...sccssss,schuuusssss..hello,hello...I'll phone you later...kiss kiss, love you....
Right then Sextus me old mucker, where's this orgy at ??....
Chester Roman Festival 2011.....just to let you know I'm still around and sane as ever :-)
Comments (16)
coyoteviper
sounds like fun. lol.
blinkings
'SIRI, tell the Optimates to go and get stuffed'!
bmac62
Just another 3 year tour being extended for the convenience of the government. Like this photo of a very creative anachronism:) Glad you got to pop in.
fly028
Glad to see you again! Nice photo! Hope your new job is going well!
Froggy Online Now!
Great dialogue mate - the character depicted in the photo fits it perfectly. The Life of Brian of course springs to mind - cool & funny for a Thursday morning!!
Maxidyne
Funny cos 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of life' sprang to mind when I saw this too. As for getting home, well no 'Easyjet' in those days so i'll guess he'll just have to settle for orgies with slave girls. It's a hard life in the Legion but it has to be done! Good to see the new responsibility hasn't cooled your humour :-)
debbielove
LOL Oh GRIEF Brilliant mate! I laughed out loud! the neighbours must think I'm mad! So bloody funny, your scene of humour is great! Looks like the same crowd as I had my end.. Monty Python rules! Go Neil! By the way, Rosy has posted a Render including one of your aircraft! lol The Fw190D.. First attempt and all... Great picture, cheers mate! Rob
T.Rex
Oh, my. You got teletransported to the wrong century. Than goodness you have your "What-a-phone" with you so you can drop us a sign of life. Now, how are you going to get back to our time? :) Man, this is SO funny! There's a reason Monty Python comes from the UK and nowhere else! Brit humor is the best! Very nice photo of the equipment, tent and so on, with the added little funny anachronism! Add you comments, and we have a top ranking comedy! Thanks for the post and the LAUGH, Neil! Keep up the good work! :-) PS - hope to see more of these "modernized" Romans!
android65mar
Lol! Fantastic, he'll be running up the drakmas on those intercontinetal calls!
Fidelity2
Superb! I am very glad about this one. Thanks. 5+!
Penters
Bet they had better coverage in those days...is he on 0II or III?
auntietk
LOL! Excellent pic! :)
Osper
A classic picture of "mixing it up" (so to speak).
eekdog Online Now!
super looking shot.
kjer_99
Are you quite sure about the sane part? Heh! Clever writing to go with the picture.
Tholian
Sanity is an impossible state of mind... };-) Don't usually stop on photographs but I'm glad I did here as the "conversation" you scripted for this made it loads of fun.