Today I returned from lunch to be informed that WPC Wellstacked was waiting in my office. I was not ready for the vision I beheld as I entered the room. Gloria was off duty and so plain old Lady Gloria Neatbush Wellstacked, widow of the late Lord Sir Cedric Chlamydia Tiberius Wellstacked IV. Sir Cedric had passed away on their wedding night, in what the doctor euphemistically called ' a riding accident ' on the death certificate. In fact it hadn't got that far, Gloria asked Sir Cedric to remove her stockings with his teeth, at 102 years old, he couldn't kneel and so, holding the gnashers in his hand, he latched on to the stocking top and began to bend forward. This caused his face to become enveloped in Gloria's ample bosom, Gloria took his muffled noises as enjoyment, however when she gave him a prod after 30 minutes, he simply keeled over having suffocated.When the doctor arrived and pronounced death he also expressed his sympathy for Gloria saying " It's a real shame, he's as stiff as a plank, something he hadn't achieved in the last 40 years". Gloria is not the sort to sit back and enjoy the vast wealth her late husband left her and so she now devotes her time to local law enforcement and charity fund raising. This brings us to the point of her visit today, collecting for good causes.Unfortunately, Gloria started her visit in the works canteen were her only potential donor was 'Tailspin'. When Gloria announced she was looking for donations to her Seamens Fund, 'Tailspin' completely miss-understood and fell off his chair. Quickly composing himself he stood up, reached into his trousers and presented his 'offering'.......he's due in court AGAIN! on Monday. Gloria came to my office less than pleased, I smoothed things over with a substantial cash donation and threw in a bit extra for some of Gloria's other needy groups, The Local Orphans, The Village Fete, The Home for Wayward Chickens and Gloria's wardrobe. We seem to be back on good terms, though 'Tailspin' may be in danger of losing more than just his liberty this time. Since the death of Sir Cedric, the new Town Magistrate is......Lady Gloria {-0 i13's "Late Night At The Office" Littlebird's(?) " Infamous"