"Reporting live from The Plant, this is Channel 10 News and I'm Beverley Moistbeaver.. As the investigation into yesterdays disaster continues, officials say there can be little hope of finding Test Pilot 'Tailspin' Turner alive. So far no trace of human remains or clothing have been found, leading to the assumption the pilot was vapourised in the explosion. On a happier note, everyone missing in the administration block behind me has been found, injuries are minimal but everyone has been taken to A&E for check ups. Before he was taken away, The Plants founder NeiWil, made a short statement in which he said he is confident the staff will not rest from their back breaking toil until the Administration Block, a vital link in production, is squared away and operational. In a bizzar twist, Flight Controller Abe Abercrombey walked out of the devastation you see behind me without a scratch. However yesterdays events were the last straw and he left vowing never to return, Mr Abercrombey had just gotten into his car when the whole front of the building collapsed, burying him under tons of rubble. He was freed by rescue workers and is now in critical though stable condition at Snotting on the Wold General Hospital. In other news... Even as the drama unfolded, above Cannonfodder on the Wold yeterday, a seemingly unrelated incident had Police baffled. Local dentist Phil McCavity was walking down Cannonfodder High Street when he was struck by an i-pad that seemed to fall from the sky. Police are questioning local school children who they believe are most likely responsible for launching the Hi-Tech missile in this unprovoked attack. Society News.....Uber wealthy land owner, Magistrate and Police officer, Lady Gloria Wellstacked has removed her own brand venison mince from supermarket shelves. She told our shopping correspondent Philupa Basket that sales had not reached target expectations, in fact there were no sales at all apart from a regular 1/2 lb delivery to Wellstacked Manor.....one moment please.....I'm just getting word that politician, advocate and philanthropist Al Gore is due to arrive at any moment.....he has interrupted a flight to Bali for the Conference on melting polar ice caps to be here. He will visit the scene of yesterdays accident and hopes to see local Trolls, the rights and protection of which he ardently supports and campaigns for......That's all from The Plant for now.....I'll wait here and see if I can grab a word or two with Mr Gore and we'll bring you that in our next bulletin. You're watching Channel 10 and I'm Beverley Moistbeaver, stay tuned for our 6 hour back to back Wombles marathon, after these messages.....goodnite