( BM )... " Al Gore, so good of you to spare a few moments from your busy schedule to speak to us...." ( AG )... " Yes, it is..." ( BM )... " Quite...Let me start by asking, what do you say to critics who claim this sort of visit is just a cynical ploy, aimed at raising your public profile and raising donations rather than any true concern for the causes you champion " ? ( AG )... " MIND YOU'RE OWN GODDAM BUSINESS !!! " ( BM )... " WHAT!!, how dare you...." ( AG )... " No! No! not you Beverley, that's what I say to my critics. Look, let's take these Trolls as an example, for centuries outcasts in the land of their birth. Shunned and excluded from everyday society, finally they're being accepted....they have found a place among men and I'm here to see they keep that place..........Now if you'll excuse me, my audience awaits..." ( BM )..." That was former Vice-President Al Gore, speaking to me yesterday during his whistle stop visit.....We're back live at The Plant, you're watching Channel 10 News with me Beverley Moistbeaver. I'm thrilled to be joined by The Plants creator Nei-Wil, thank you so much for finding time to speak to us at what must be a very difficult time..." ( NW )..." Not at all Beverley, I went to school with your Mother and have known you since a baby, it will be a sad day when I can't find time for a Moistbeaver..." ( BM )..."Charming...as the clear up continues behind us, it looks like it could be some time before The Plant is operational again..." ( NW )..." I was thinking the same thing but then it struck me, I spent the weekend putting up some buildings that I really didn't need at the time. This happens and suddenly fortune smiles, I think we'll be back to full production by the morning....but only if I crack the whip...so if you'll excuse me." ( BM )..." Of course...that was NeiWil, creator of The Plant. Latest developments, the search for wreckage from Wednesdays tragedy has now been called off. Investigators are confident they've found all they will, trucks are bringing the wreckage to that hangar across the field. Now the painstaking process of rebuilding the aircraft begins, in the hope of finding a cause for this mystery. Chief Investigator Bern T Wreckage announced earlier that some 211, 879 individual pieces have been recovered, only one piece larger than a human finger nail....and that's the size of a thumb nail. Tomorrow a small army of blue rinsed pensioners will descend on The Plant, answering a call for jigsaw fanatics who are good at BIG puzzles with SMALL pieces. It is hoped these dexterous coffin dodgers will be able to speed up the process. In local news.....The influx of people connected to this event has led to an increased turn over for local pubs. Good for business but there has also been an increase in drunken, loutish behaviour and fisticuffs. Doctors are also warning of the dangers of this excessive binge drinking....the medical advice is to avoid crapulous behaviour....you know it makes sense....That's it for the News....coming up...the acclaimed 5 hour docudrama " The History of Lint ", starring Charlton Heston ...You're watching Channel 10, I'm Beverley Moistbeaver wishing you a very good night from The Plant....