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Writers Humor posted on Dec 09, 2004
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This one was inspired by what my son did the other morning when he woke up earlier than I did...
And this is one of the pics I took before I got him cleaned up.
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I'm quite sure he smiled & muffled a giggle of glee thinking he'd get one over on his exhausted Mommy
straight to the living room and then to the desk getting right into what he does best (mischief!)
He first found a pen & then a marker, you see probably last used to label a CD
The cap was yanked off and he was set to begin not caring, or realizing the trouble he'd be in
He began with the desk and adorned it with curls with a black Sharpie marker he then worked on his swirls
Then up to the monitor he scrawled all over the screen (I confess, when I saw it I let out a small scream)
Then, I think he rationalized what he next chose to do some body art was in order "after all, Mom has a tattoo"
so using his left hand he drew on his face & then, perhaps that icky marker smell gave him a sense of distaste
so he moved on to his arm his shoulder, & torso happy to be drawing not thinking it could be a "no-no"
I'll give Torin credit I think his work had "a tribal look" & I am incredibly thankful that he didn't scrawl on my books
But when I awoke & first saw my young son he laughed as I cried & stifled a "Damn!" then I laughed & he cried as the clean up began

Comments (24)


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GladysClump

1:26AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

LOL still funny to me, especially when I look at his expression, hey, at the very least he was inspiring ;) great poem

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cagewench

1:27AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

Thanks :) I think I am off to bed now, and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight - jsut in case ;)

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justinwilliams

1:49AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

My boy did the same thing, except he also traced around the new wooden furniture. He also coloured in the keys on my keyboard so not being a touch typist I am now struggling. He didn't get to the walls fortunately. Part of the joys I suppose. Love the composition.

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Diago

3:27AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

smiles Sometimes I miss being a child. All children seem to have an uncanny and unwitty way of just doing simple things and finding amusement. Remind me of me and my mom's red lipstick when I was around 5. LOL. Very nicely done.

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eternalwytch1

6:00AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

LOL!!! I loved it! I needed a giggle this morning LOL

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cagewench

8:44AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

THanks everyone :)

netsia

9:23AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

What a cutie! The song lyrics, 'Superman..man, I love you Superman'! Can't wait to see the one with him in his cape. They are always keeping us on our toes, aren't they. Wait till he starts driving. ;) I woke early one morning, hubby still sleeping and I go to the kitchen to see my son on the phone, he was about 2. 'Say HI, mommy, say HI'! On the other end was a very kind elderly lady who was so sweet. 'Your little boy was so cute and just wanted to say HI'. He had been on the phone for almost an hour and the lady lived 2 time zones away....it was the middle of the night for her. lol Then the time that he let the 'kitty' in the house, happened to be a raccoon. My husband and I almost had heart failure. MORE pics of Torin, please! V

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meico

9:31AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

Funny .. and so typical of young kids. Nice chucklesome writing. Thank you.

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cagewench

9:42AM | Thu, 09 December 2004

netsia: a RACCOON!!!! Yikes!!! Actually, if you want to look at pics of Torin I've seriously got hundreds up on my fotopic site linked on my Rendo homepage) :)

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TallPockets

12:23PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

Well now. Methinks your son is as creative as his mommy? WINK. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, no? -- Funny, superb piece. V

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cagewench

12:31PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

I think he'll be more creative than I am as my creativity was not encouraged when I was growing up...

nativebaby

2:55PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

I have been in those shoes before,and it is a sight!Love the way you put it to words Excellent!!

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cagewench

3:03PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

thanks :) one thing about being a parent is - it's never BORING ;)

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jocko500

7:24PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

cool work

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cagewench

8:29PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

aren't kids great?

Rooster

8:34PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

awwww what a little sweetie!!!! I know that when I was little and I got my hands on the scissors....I cut everything insight....including the cat's hair :) Very cute and fitting poem :)

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cagewench

8:50PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

Thanks Rachel :)

gknapp

10:12PM | Thu, 09 December 2004

Yup!!He's quite a pict!!..Bet he didn't like the scrub!!!Lol!~

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Ensomniac

4:30AM | Fri, 10 December 2004

Yeh Buddy! That look on his face says it all. You're doomed mom. Great poem. Great Kid.

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cagewench

8:56AM | Fri, 10 December 2004

:):):) He most certainly HATED the scrub (hence him crying at the end of the poem)... And he really is a great little man :)

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IgnisSerpentus

11:37AM | Sat, 11 December 2004

hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! This is soooooo funny and so cute. That is totally something my son would have done at that age.

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cagewench

11:37AM | Sat, 11 December 2004

:):):)

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AusPoet

2:47AM | Tue, 14 December 2004

hee hee! This is very funny and brilliant - I'm sglad you managed to see the lighter side of the experience! thanks for sharing this one with us.

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cagewench

10:18AM | Tue, 14 December 2004

you're welcome :):):)


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