Silent victories that I still giggle about... Remember when you couldn't find the control to the TV? It was "missing" for 3 days. You asked what I'd done with it, my reply was that I hadn't done anything with it...truth was I, myself, hadn't done anything with it...you were the ass that threw it, I just happened to know where it was--but I hadn't done anything with it. And didn't tell you where it was. The kick I got from watching you sit on the couch those 3 days with your "trigger finger" trying to change channels... How about the time you were outside in the 95 degree heat in Miami trying to push start the car? You were out there for 30 minutes before you finally looked under the hood. DAMN coil wire came off! UM, it didn't just come off...I took it off while you were in the shower. Again, if you hadn't been such an ass! You never even thought of me doing that--I'm smarter than you think. I laughed my ass off on that while watching you from upstairs... How about the time when I showed up at your job in the short, tight dress? Seems "I thought we were meeting to go out." I KNEW we weren't going anywhere. But I knew you were messing around. Everyone from work always saw me in jeans and a T-shirt and no make-up. I decided to show them exactly who and what you were messing around on. I put the dress, heels and make-up on...(I really hate dressing up, but this would be worth it. LOL!) Off to your job I went for "our date." I showed up at the hostess stand...you came walking out of the alley with your tray of food, SHE was walking out with hers...you saw me, took a double-take, and you and her ran straight into each other...food went everywhere, you, her, the floor.Couldn't have planned it better. I kept a straight face while explaining my "mistake". Then I left...my "job" here was done. Drove home, washed my face, got back into my jeans...and LAUGHED! If only you weren't such an ass.... Just a few "victories" I've had... Immature...probably, but oh so FUN! Payback can be a Bitch!