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Oh and the price is ONE item of your choice for the winner, just to avoid misunderstandings :o)

Well, I doubt if mine will be the funniest but it is the first thing I thought of. I'll enjoy seeing what everyone else comes up with. :)

"If you're calling Dominoes I want a six piece buffalo wings."

and it gives you a close, more comfortable shave.

Oh how fun! :) I love contests like this. :)

Data...there are a million barbers in the known universe.....so why do you keep going to that Vulcan?

You dropped WHAT in the warp core!?!

Here's my caption, also posted under the pic :-) "Sir, These reading indicate it's time for the 10,000 light year check up." "Who's, yours or the Warp Core?"

"Data! You can't plug a warp core breach like the little Danish boy!"

here is my quote: "Data, stop looking at porn and go back to work!"

Damned Cingular network is down again!!!

"I do not mind placing the prank phone call Geordi. However, I am afraid I do not understand the set up line. Who is this Prince Albert and why would someone wish to keep him in a can?"

"Willlllburrrrr! Willllburrrrrr! Ah shucks Wilbur, you don't love me anymore."

" The warp core temperature has dropped to minus 2 degrees centigrade. No wonder my nipples are pointy!"

"Geordi, it appears our experiment with Vicky's implants has had gone terribly wrong." Sorry was the only thing I could think of when I saw those big blue things. :)

"Data! Your pants are ripped in the back! I can see the man on the moon! Your creator had a warped sense of humor!" Ok, it was better than "...I can see Uranus".

Just posted mine.

"Geordi, tell me you love me before I initiate a warp core breach."

Geordi - the technobabilator is non-operational. I am unable to make up a reason for this unnecesary plot complication.

"Data, it's not appropriate to refer to the dilithium core as "Mother", and you definitely don't need to call her more often."

Can we only have one entry? (note- that is not a submission).

"Geordi? Do you recall that mixup when I bumped into those children outside Kentucy Fried Leachbeast? I do believe I have picked up their free plastic toy tricorder..."

"Data - can you help me find my hairclip?" (hairband, aliceband, whatever).

My son is nearly two so... "Geordi suddenly realises that he needs to know how to get the suit pants off ASAP" came to mind.

"Geordi, why did no-one inform me before how liberating womens underwear is?"

And least but not last (unless you're all very lucky) "Data - I've told you before. If you want to understand human humour, AVOID who3d.com"

"According to these readings the ship will expolde in approximately 12.2798 seconds if we do not [bzzzft-pffft-bang]"

"I just hope this isn't the episode with the 'chomping machinery' room"

"Geordi, I do believe that I have actually worn out my right hand :(" Sorry guys n gals, I needed that after some of todays threads. You may now attempt to return to normality and forget, if you can, the last few posts :)

"Seven Data, seven. You'd think a supposedly advanced android wouldn't have to count on his fingers..." oops, Last one, I promise. For now at least...

"Yes Geordi, the ambient temerature in the room HAS dropped significantly, but please explain the cold weather indicators you are referring to."

IT is obviously, "Can you hear me now?"

" Beam me up Scottie!" lol sorry guys seriously this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture!

"leave the tricorder...take the cannolies"

Oh gawd this is going to be hard to judge LOL They're all so funny.. A few made me laugh more than others, but... nothing decided. Please go on :o) And no, there's no limit to how many entries you can post.

"All of our operators are busy.. please hold the line. We value your call. The following issues may be affecting customers in the Glech sector ... an imminent warp core breach may be disrupting your usual service. Please continue to hold..."

here's mine "Geordi quick come & have a look at this rather amusing video clip I just received on my mobile" great pic too :)

I couldn't let an Alan Alda joke go by unused... sorry :)

"Cyclops! Er, um, I mean, Geordie! Come quickly!" Nice scene set by the way.;)

"Data! But you're supposed to be dead!" "As if! Star Trek 11, here we come!"

"I believe I have both found the reason for the warp core malfunction and solved the mystery of Spot's disappearance. Please excuse me, I require 4.8253 seconds to grieve now."

Btw, I hereby declare myself ineligible for the prize, but I can never resist a Star Trek joke. What a geek, eh?;)

Aww, X2000, you have as much right to win as anybody. After all I couldn't have made this if YOU hadn't made that great Engine Room scene. I really love it. As well as the bridge set of course :o)

LOL sorry it's so long, my imagination ran away with itself... "You have reached the Federation Starship Hotline, for english please press 1 for Spanish please press 2. You have selected...English...If a warp core breach is imminent please press 1, if you are having problems with your dilithium crystals please press 2, if your engineering section has been taken over by microscopic robots you believe to be sentient please press 3...to hear these options again press 9 or to speak with a facsimile of a live person please press 0...you have selected...1, imminent warp core breach...all of our customer service people are busy, please hold for the next available representative...estimated wait time is...2.3 hours....."

and nooo...I haven't spent too much time on hold with the phone/cable/electric/heating/pc repair company lately LOL

and of course you may insert the voice of Majel Barret here (ok fine i admit it, i'm a star trek geek!)

"well it's the first square vibrator I've ever seen geordi" :) hehe

Okay, one more (my other one is on the gallery): "What do you mean there are roaming charges?"

"Commander LaForge, come quicky....Listen! Polyphonic ringtones!!!"

Hehe :o) Keep them coming, guys and gals :o) This is so funny :oD

"So the ancient humans used these to control their TV's?"