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Subject: Caption-Contest: Win-the-New-V-Tronic

The-Slinger opened this issue on Nov 08, 2003 · 33 posts
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The-Slinger ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 8:24 AM · edited Tue, 26 November 2024 at 11:26 AM

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Here's your chance to win yourself a copy of the beautifully repulsive New-V-Tronic. Simply give me an amusing caption for this image - maybe what the characters might be saying to each other - and I'll judge them on what makes me giggle. So, have fun, and tickle my funny bone. Contest will run for approx two weeks All The Best. The-Slinger

mutedbanshee ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 11:35 AM

"The flowers are beautiful darling, so why the long face?" I dunno, lol...fabulous image tho, this could be fun, cant wait to see the funny captions coming in :o)' hugs Txx

rasputina ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 12:08 PM

"you brought...flowers?"

SndCastie ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 12:51 PM

Her: Ok what did you do this time! Him: These are just because I love you!


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

shazz501 ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 1:06 PM

"did someone say romance was dead?? nahhhhhh just us ;)"

EricJ ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 4:07 PM

Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever!

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:05 PM

"Internet Dating Services: A Success Story" (sorry, seemed like they deserved each other!)

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:08 PM

"I just LOVE what you've done with your hair...uhhhh...what HAVE you done with your hair!?"

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:11 PM

"I see you've cleaned up the place since my last visit."

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Sat, 08 November 2003 at 6:23 PM

Joe, ever the forward-thinking being he was, took one look at her bed and made a mental note: DON'T be on the bottom!

Bubba ( ) posted Sun, 09 November 2003 at 9:58 AM

"Sorry I'm late my dear"..."Have you been waiting long?"

SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:40 AM

How did you know I was dieing for flowers


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:45 AM

Oh now you bring me flowers !


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 1:47 AM

you know those aren't going to last in here.


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

phenom01 ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:28 AM

Him: Feng Shui!? Rememeber?! These belong over here. Scott

SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:36 AM

Its going to take more than those to get in my bed.


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

PL-Finland ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 5:38 PM

she thinks .oO he didn't need all those to hide his manhood.

genny ( ) posted Mon, 10 November 2003 at 9:47 PM

How's about we get down and dirty tonight? genny

The-Slinger ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 7:48 AM

Very, Very high standard, so far, folks ... Really doing quite a lot of heavy duty chuckling right now. Keep up the good work: still plenty of time. Ohhh ... Sorry to Andi3D. I forgot to mention that the "Bone-Bed" is one of his excellent Bone Props. Whoops. Blushes. Hangs Head In Shame. Bye For Now, Folks. Be Back Soon.

genny ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 10:02 AM

Ok,what about: My bone's bigger then your bone, or I'll let you lay on my bones if you let me lay on yours? or Forget the flowers, do you have a bone? one last one before I have to go for a while and that is: Do you know I have a bone to pick with you? genny

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 11:54 AM

Might as well move on to something that matches grossness: " sniff sniff Did you fart?"

genny ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 12:08 PM

Oh....I just thought of another........if you bring me a mattress, we can talk about the first "bone" that pops up! genny

DarkStarRising ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 2:20 PM

"darling, you have let your self go abit havent you!"

In the words of DarkStarRising:
"Sadness within sadness,
Darkness within darkness,
a shadow of a form lays upon the floor,
looking at herself
looking at her own shadows of loneliness"

DarkStarRising ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 2:22 PM

she says "darling, do you think im getting fat?" he says "no darling, your just skin and bones!"

In the words of DarkStarRising:
"Sadness within sadness,
Darkness within darkness,
a shadow of a form lays upon the floor,
looking at herself
looking at her own shadows of loneliness"

hauksdottir ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 8:54 PM

Her: "Why are you deflowering my garden?" It: "It was the least I could do." Her: "Correction... MOST you could do."

SndCastie ( ) posted Tue, 11 November 2003 at 11:40 PM

Now dear you know those won't get do I need something bigger.


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

genny ( ) posted Thu, 13 November 2003 at 9:27 AM

One more, "You" have excellent Bonesturcture. genny

phenom01 ( ) posted Thu, 13 November 2003 at 11:18 AM

Her: "Live flowers? Luckily, my gangrene thumb will have them undead in no time." Scott

The3dZone ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 10:59 AM

#1-her: Just where in HELL have you been!? #2 -her: i've been rotting for you. #3 - when are you going to fix this leak in the master bathroom?!

Funny YouTube video of the week - Bu De Bu Ai

The-Slinger ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 4:37 PM

Right, Folks ... Very good work ... Been chuckling like crazy. Gonna close the competition now: so no more entries, please. I'll post the winner on Friday: then get the prize sent off pretty darned quickly. Thanks for the response. It's Been Great. All the Best. The-Slinger

SndCastie ( ) posted Wed, 19 November 2003 at 11:15 PM

You are going to have a hard choice there are a lot of great phrases I have been chuckling right along with you.


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven

The-Slinger ( ) posted Fri, 21 November 2003 at 12:08 PM

Well, after much deliberation; we've found ourselves a winner: Him: Look Mistress, see how many pretty flowers I've decapitated! Her: Excelent! Now just slaughter those at my feet and we will be rid of their pleasant odor forever! This From: EricJ on 11/8/03 16:07 My reasoning ... Well it just reminded of corny old films like "The Bride of Frankenstein", and really tickled my funny-bone. Consolations to all entries, and my thanks for your interest and a very high standard. I will be contacting EricJ in the next few days to explain how to claim the prize of a copy of New-V-Tronic.

The3dZone ( ) posted Fri, 21 November 2003 at 1:53 PM

congrats to the winner :) this was fun!

Funny YouTube video of the week - Bu De Bu Ai

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