Maybe aliens want to visit us, but we don't take any of their credit cards...maybe there's some number, like between 6 and 7, that we don't know about...maybe there's a color that all humans are color blind to...maybe we could hear plants talk, but we evolved to tune them out, 'cause they're really boring...maybe if all stood on one side of the earth it would fall out of orbit and crash into the sun...maybe a dolphin once imagined a desert and all his friends thought he was crazy...maybe this is heaven, maybe this is hell...maybe future scientist's will cross cats and dogs and make cogs and dats...maybe raccoons go through garbage cans cause they're looking for something to read...maybe shadows are creatures that just lack imagination....maybe there were pigs that could fly, but we laughed at them and they died of shame...maybe angels are the co-dependents of the universe...maybe neanderthals disappeared because they discovered fire and liked to play with it....maybe God got us out of some really cool catalogue...maybe if we weren't so distracted all the time we could feel the universe expanding...maybe aliens kidnap people to put them on their talk shows...maybe volcanoes are the earth's zits...maybe flies think there are a hundred times as many of us...maybe in stores of the future we'll be able to buy time....maybe pryamids got their shape because more and more workers got tired and quit...maybe 'existential angst' is just an intellectual term for pouting...maybe aliens kidnap people to give them as birthday presents to their kids...maybe God had a wife but they got divorced and he got custody of us and she got custody of another universe...maybe this reality is just an illusion and there's another reality we actually live in....

Maybe we all have too much time on our hands and stay up really really late...,aybe i'm already sleeping and I don;t know it...hehe Cool card, Jan. 6AM here. 4AM there. Gonna try and hit the hay before the sun blows up, I mean, comes up. (and if it does blow up, I didn't do it)

That's really cool Zhann!

maybe I've just had too much caffiene and need to cut back...;]

Think the Matrix...Do the Matrix....Be the Matrix...Life....

maybe foleypro has had too much coffee too...;)

Naw....Just too much Tea...Gave up coffee when I noticed I couldnt draw a staright line after drinking a couple of gallons....

Zhann: I think that everything about us is part of a nightmare I've been having for years....... I also beleive that when I wake up I'm in one of several different realities, not necessarily that one I went to sleep in. In our house we call this phenomena 'The Flip' as in 'You've just Flipped'.....(true). Question; did God get the idea from doodles on a beer-mat? Also, I think we might be in hell....because everyone's situation is different, right?

I was waiting on Platform 9 and 1/2, and missed the Hogwart's express..;)

I was just sitting on the luggage trolleys and I ended up on the Hogwart's express...8} No in reality, in whichever part of the multiverse this is, I've been awake for 28 hours and the caffeine's still working. 8) Catlin

If aliens kidnap us and give us as B/D presents to their kids......that explains it. Yup, I just knew these are NOT my kids.

Hmmmm, Bryster,looking at your latest mind-bending efforts would tend to add some creedence to your "Flipping" experiences, lol. It would probably take some extra-dimensional experience to get your head around replicating Escher's works, or maybe some "Pretzel Logic".

If I'm in a car doing the speed of light and I turn the headlights on,...............does anything happen ?

ROFLMAO* 8D

ROFL! Great question sackrat!

I park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. I get all the exercise I need jumping to conclusions and running around in circles in my mind. I derailed my train of thought. I was stopped once but my mind kept going.

zhann you just reminded my of an old twilight zone episode, ROD SERLING WAS THE KING!

Vile: If it goes on a ship, it's called a cargo If it goes by car it's called a shipment......go figure!

Danamo: I just didn't inhale.............

Maybe you're in the Twilight Zone. I believe the aliens giving us to their kids idea comes from one of its episodes.

What weighs more, a pound of dry sand or a pound of wet sand?

I dunno, all depends where the sand is from,.....and on it's granular capacitance(is that a real word ?),.......oh nevermind !

Can you go outside quickly and dig me a half a hole

I gotta figure this out - Let' see....... OK I got it get this: Since a pound of sand is more than likely gonna have some clay and silt sized particles in it, when you get it wet it's gonna be mud and not sand, so you'll need to get an equvalant weight of something that doesn't mix with the water if it gets wet such as a pound of wet feathers. now these feathers representing the wet sand will weight a pound when they're wet but when you dry them out they will I predict weigh less than a pound. Therefore as the feathers representing the wet sand when you dry them out weigh less than the pound of dry sand, it would follow that a if pound of wet sand weighs the same as the pound of feathers at one point in time the wet sand weighs less than the dry sand. That is if the question is about the sand. Now if someone would help me get down off this horse. Wait aminute you don't get down off a horse - you get down off a duck. - TJ

"Now that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard"- Groucho Marx

OOOkay, what falls faster in a void, a feather or a cannon ball?

Zhann, Wait a minute let's see... a void is different from a vacuum ... but let's consider the vacuum first. You must figure out how these two objects got into the vacuum and whether they are being influeced by gravity or even if their velocity is constant or accelerating. given the above information it would be impossible to tell, but if you're willing to assume that the vacuum is in a jar somewhere and not out in space for after all what would these two objects be doing out in space and thus assuming there was no initial acceleration you would have to say that normally they are both following one of Newton's 3 laws of motion and are probably at rest and thus the same speed would apply for both... but it would apply if gravity were affecting their movement at 32 feet/(sec(squared)). this neglects sideways movement attraction of the two objects would have on each other if they were dropped at the same time. the feather due to the third law "every action has an equal and opposite reaction" in this case gravity affecting along with the greater sideways inerta of the cannonball to moving towards the feather which by any definition of cannonball and feather I've ever herd of the cannonball would way outmass the feather and thus the feather would travel towards the cannonbal as well as motivating downwards. so the feather in that case would travel faster. in a void as we might define as being devoid of objects by definition, the feather and the cannonball wouldn't be there or again it wouldn't be a void. so in that case neither would be faster. "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana". Groucho Marx If you believe everything you read, you better not read - Japanese proverb ................................................... Danamo, "Why, a four-year-old child could understand this! Someone get me a four-year-old child!" - Groucho "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?" -Groucho "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho ....................................................... speaking of which why should groucho have all the fun? ....................................................... "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." Jackie Mason I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." George Burns. ......................................................

TA dumpt....;P

Left out one of my favorite comedians: "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times." "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." "In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." "My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." -Rita Rudner

The Bryster Family Motto: Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!

"The moment a person forms a theory, his imagination sees, in every object, only the traits that favor that theory." Thomas Jefferson

STOP! you're making me cry with laughing too much.................:D

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy -- Benjamin Franklin