Howpet is thata belt roond ya skort ora skort roond ya belt ...Maan...ennui is setting in....aye! Meynd thee divvent stomp in thon kakky.... Ahm gan yem. But, Maan.... Toon Army! Toon Army! Aye! Hows it gannin like? Still with the Fraud Squad? brrrrrrh! Its varnigh starvation oot there . Well, howay doon to the boozah, pet ...Broonsalroond.... I's buggered the bandit doon the boozah. Tekkin the dug fer a waak ...ta ta fur noo Pet.

Drugs are bad m'kay...

hmmm... the translator won't work on this :/

Dont forget the pooper scooper, 'case the poochie poops on the sidewalk, if you be in the city, ya know.

"poochie poops on the sidewalk" ? Wot, ye mean in case the dog teks a crap on the path?!? hehehe How man, Tedz, me work mates rekon ah'm ower much of a charva slag tae wear a skort anywayz. Kakky? ah, ye mean dog crap?!? Aye, Toon Army foreva!! It's ganning alreet, bud. How's yer'sel? Dude, yer mixing yer Jock speekin wi' yer Geordie there, like. "stomp in thon kakky" is definately North ov the border, like. Ah've fixed the bloody bandit, ye friggin' vandal. Divvent dae it again. It's puttin yer foreign coins in it that breks it, ye divvy. When ye gan h'yem, tel wor Mam that the bairns bornt the shed doon agin. Little git. Divvent tell the Social, but ah've giv hor a clip roond the lug fur deein it. Well, ah'l catch ye later mate, ye tek care and divvint gan dunshin' nowt, reet? Ta'ra!! (",)

And I thought Yorksire tykes talked funny, appen!! Nice work Tedz and Jordy. I agree with jordy that Tedz may be mixing the Scots with Geordie! but thats a distance thing! Take care all Dave (PS - for those of you who don't speak fluent Geordie, there are no known devices that will translate into the English. I think even Star Trek would be hard pressed!!) Bye!

I say! Reet You are....I will say nought to the Social :]

A Geordie > Yankee translater? I thought I heard of one, but it turned out to be a stoned Mall Chick talking gibberish. Wey, man - the very thowt ov owt like that beein' dae-able. Ah'd kill mesel laffin if it happened! Cheers, Tedz, yer a reet mate. Ah'l buy ye a bottle o' Dog doon the booza when yer next ower. (",) Cynlee, which bit's got ye stumped, hinny? If ye wanna lorn Geordie, dae wot wor 'Chelle did and listen on yer 'puter at http://www.metroradio.co.uk/ (best off at neet when Wor Alan is taakin' tiv them charva's an' 'at on ees slot.) Either that, or get yer arse ower here fur a week or tae, ah'll get ye telt. Ye'll be taakin like a pitty in nae time! He he he Translation : Which part has you confused, young lady? If you would like to learn Geordie, do what our Michelle did and listen online at that web address (preferably in the evening GMT when Alan Robson is talking to some local young ladies and the like on his talk show program......). Either that or feel free to come for an educational visit for a week or two whereupon I will personally instruct you. You will be talking in the manner of a Mining Operative in absolutely no time.