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Subject: Excellent work!!BRAVO!! Keep up the amazing work!!V!! :D

drawbridgep opened this issue on Jan 21, 2005 · 36 posts
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drawbridgep ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:02 AM · edited Wed, 22 January 2025 at 9:53 AM

This comment is on every one of maybe 20 recent pictures in a row, except for mine which is in the middle. Made me laugh anyway.

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AgentSmith ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:22 AM

I contacted the member about it. Obviously, we should really keep our critique different for each image we comment on, otherwise it could seem a bit patronizing. (imho) AgentSmith

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electroglyph ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:32 AM

Attached Link: http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Can't be bothered to think? Let the surrealist complement generator do it for you! If you can't say something nice say somthing surreal. Don't like the first result? just click refresh to see a new phrase.

Lucifer_The_Dark ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 9:41 AM

I think this: In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam. Just about says it all really :D

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orbital ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:14 AM

Try this one: Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.

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AgentSmith ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:19 AM

ROFL.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque". That is SO in my Favorites now....

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drawbridgep ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:29 AM

"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels." I actually had an old Hungarian girlfriend say that to me.

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drawbridgep ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:31 AM

There's an idea for a challenge. Create a picture based on one of the compliments.

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Nukeboy ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 10:44 AM

This one would be good for an image: "Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!"

erosiaart ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:04 AM · edited Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:06 AM

LOL! I went ot that surrealism site, .. and clicked twice..got this.. good enuff for those poser images??
"Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball. " and "I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso. " Whoops!

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Ang25 ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:12 AM

ROFLMAO! Got this one and thought of Drac's thread about his diploma. Oh, how your melodic chewing of cotton balls cancels the stamp on my papyrus telegram from the Queen of England.

bandolin ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:17 AM

Oh yeah, that site is bookmarked. LOL


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tjohn ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 11:58 AM

One member here used to leave comments that sounded a lot like these, but I think he was actually trying to write sensible comments, and was using Babblefish in an attempt to translate to English from his native language.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

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draculaz ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 12:28 PM

hmmmm....

Rochr ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 2:01 PM

Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote. ok...

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pakled ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 3:44 PM · edited Fri, 21 January 2005 at 3:45 PM

not to pick on anyone in particular, but these are starting to have a familiar ring..I wonder..;) What would Roy and Trigger say?..;)
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I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

zakalwe ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:13 PM

who is the Russ Meyer fan here? (Faster Pussycat! Kill kill!) At least we know that bouncing boobs will allways make a hot 20 rank. Right draculaz? =) And hurray for uncle Russ!!!

miden1138 ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:13 PM · edited Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:16 PM

ROFL!! Try this one: "Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen." I could play with this all day! "Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you."

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miden1138 ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:17 PM

I just can't stop! "Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back."

pauljs75 ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 4:38 PM

This is funny... Now somebody needs to invent a Tallpindo comment generator. :D

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arcady ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:06 PM

Perhaps someone's batch -posting bot- script has been successfully tested? Now on to adding the part that adds random text into each post. ;) There's been random posting bots on usenet for decades, 'bout time online forum software got them as well... (ack!)

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Zhann ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:10 PM

This generator is so weird; You have the intrepid appeal of a carnivorous apple on its way to a pile of cadaveric stones There are a few images I could use this on....bookmarked

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lordstormdragon ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:24 PM · edited Fri, 21 January 2005 at 5:32 PM

That generator is awesome! Amazing... Or maybe I should say, "Excellent work!!BRAVO!! Keep up the amazing work!!V!! :D"

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MoonGoat ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 6:24 PM

Sir, you have most exquisite breasts. Something is DEFINENTLY wrong there ...

Ang25 ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 6:49 PM

You know you're in trouble when you start thinking they make sense, lol. Ooops did I say that out loud? Ang is going to hide now Madame, your implement is admonishing me!

BOOMER ( ) posted Fri, 21 January 2005 at 8:50 PM

"Sir, you have most exquisite breasts" - that's for the butt art painter. And back to the original subkject of the thread...First, congrats to all. Second, derjimi, I hate you. Just kidding. I knew I should have put my image into a gallery. I WOULD HAVE BEEN #1 I TELL YOU!!!!

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Sargon ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:20 AM

Ok i had to see this site for myself and whats the first thing it says to me....Never pet your dog when it is on fire. Sound advice yet i sense an image coming on.

Mahray ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:40 AM

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army core engineers simultaneously trapped in a fit of malaria. Suits me to a 'T' :)

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Ang25 ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 6:13 AM

I think it would be awesome if people picked one saying and did a render based on it and put it up as 'Bryce and Surreal' I know some of these gave me some imagery, (some not so nice, lol)

drawbridgep ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:02 AM

I wasn't going to post anymore, but this really made me think of a poser picture: "You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment."

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drawbridgep ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:04 AM

I can't stop... "Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!"

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electroglyph ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 8:53 AM

Onerous congratulations on your conceptual development of obliteration concerning telephones, lobsters and fish! Makes me want to do a drawing just so I can use the comment.

Ang25 ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 9:10 AM

roflmao!!! oh the visuals gosh they're killin me, lmao.

pakled ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 1:39 PM

hmm..only Russ Meyer pic I remember was 'Super Vixens'..alternately titillating and gross..ok, Siskel and Ebert I'm not..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

tjohn ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 3:09 PM

Attached Link: http://www.notcoming.com/reviews.php?id=16

Believe it or not, Roger Ebert actually co-wrote one of Russ Meyer's movies, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". (See link) And pakled, you wouldn't want to be Siskel. He's no longer with us. Ebert's co-host is Richard Roeper now.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

scoleman123 ( ) posted Sat, 22 January 2005 at 6:06 PM

I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso.

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