Don't believe it ... it's actually just a trap. ;=[

All those freebies are actually done by only one person who owns alot of stock in the Hard Disk drive companies.

cheers,
dr geep
;=]

This post was NOT edited - because Doc carefully removed all of the violence, nudity, spelling errors, typos, TOS violations, and TOP SECRET information before he hit the "Create Mess-age" the FIRST TIME !

Shock therapy ??? NaySayGuy wants to know where he signs up.

I'm not addicted, I can quit any time. In fact, I've done so several hundred times already....

Shock therapy? Isn't that what they call it when you're watching a sporting event half time show and one of the participants flashes herself at you for your own good?

Symptoms of Poser Freebie Addiction (PFA): #1, You change CD burners weekly... #2, Your last excuse for calling in sick from work was "IK disease" or - "Chronic Crosstalk"... #3, Your family is seriously considering arranging an intervention for you because you have a serious "fake porn"problem. #4, You suffer from flat fingertips and "mouse wrist". #5, There is nothing left on the entire internet for you to download. #6, You laugh at people who draw with pencils and paint with real paint - and often refer to them as "tards". #7, You claim Victoria and Stephanie as dependants on your tax returns. LOL.

Watch out for Sam Therapy (and Doctor Dream) ;)

Am I a Poser addict? You be the judge: 1.I have a dog named Vicky (I had one named Mike but he got stolen)... 2. In a networking class, when they mentioned crosstalk, I thought of morphs being tranferred between to of the same figure...

Hey I like symptom #7 "You claim Victoria and Stephanie as dependants on your tax returns." I think I'll add Kiki and Mike and give it a try! LOL

"Shock therapy?" Trust me, nothing shocks me. :)

No, no ... Sam ............. it's Shock Therapy ........ not Sam Therapy.

;=]

P.S. to SamT Nothing? ................. ............ I'll bet 5,000 volts would. ;=]

MM>>>>>>> I'm not addicted, I can quit any time. In fact, I've done so several hundred times already.... Several hundred times already a day? Or what? After saying "Only one more render" you crank out 6 more at different angles and then you're done... THEN you crank out 4 more renders with light #3 set to spot instead of infinite... Oh yeah... I can quit anytime!!!! One more render........ ok two more!!!

Do I hear ... 3hree ?

What version of Poser was that created on?

To funny!... i must agree i'm an addict. I need help! giggle

I have to admit that I need help too :-) Angel1

Shock Therapy is the Visa bill ... I've spent more on Vicky clothes than Rance clothes. Rance

#8 on bright sunny days you try to figure out how to turn down the ambient value of the sun. #9 As you gain weight from lack of exercise you wish your clothes had more morph targets in the waist group. #10 You carry a picture of your favorite original character in your wallet, but dont own one of your significant other (or of anyone actually not made of pixels)

#1, You change CD burners weekly... CD burners, heck ... I'm contemplating an upgrade to a DVD burner, now that they're relatively inexpensive. My local Wal-Mart had some Hewlett-Packards in a bargain bin for about $50 recently.

Gawsh ... next we'll be needing DVD burner farms. ;=]

im in denial

no..my current instanity is (yes)another database that allows me to reference all items for a given model..I'm at 850, and I'm not even out of the '!' section of Poses..;)

@ shedofjoy ......... you're in a river? ;=]

I absolutely deny being an addict. So there...

I am only going nuts because my HD with my work and all my latest downloads was "locked" (read messed up) by MSI live update.
One could say they locked it and threw away the key and gave me a 'hal.dll error' instead. Can't get to it and the panic is slowly coming over me.

bangs head in keyboard>> oiuasd asdh 34+spd'adja,.magiotu3#98=?( djgh

In that case can I interest you in this nice assortment of all purpose computer fixer upper tools (US patent number 34+spd'adja,.magiotu3#98 patent pending)

for only $19.95 all of your computer woes will disappear.

act now, and as a bonus item we'll include this set of car fixer upper tools

and this set of noisey neighbor kid silencers

And this lovely set of steak knifes

But thats not all, for every set sold you also get a free Dr. Geep tutorial of how to use your new tools!!! This is an offer you can't afford not to refuse! ^_^

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Oh goody .... another tut ........ I'll put it on my "list." ;=]

I'LL TAKE FOUR SETS OF EACH!!! LOL

thixen - what's the poly count on those hammers? Could you post the freebie link where you downloaded them from? Please? Oh, and by the way, I'm not addicted... ;p

"You can even make french fries with Sledge-O-Matic ... but you gotta hit that 'tater juusssttt right."

-- Gallagher

Oops the image is great, but the text is misspelled! independance. Unless of course we are talking of a new Daz V3 mil inj super conforming cloth pack, essential texture pack required for p3, pp, p5 and p6 pre-Jessi update.

Notice how the poor PFA sufferer begins by talking about a mispelled word in a random advertisement - but then suddenly - maniacly switches gears into a mish mashed tirate of Poser terminology - and random references to various "millenium figures". Herein is a classic,and yes...Tragic example of this horrible affliction - God bless this poor person! These folks need our love,compassion,and un-dieing support...LOL :)

thixen - I'll buy three - no, FIVE sets! Just tell me how to order.

I'm still learning Poser... is there any way to prevent this fatal addiction? I feel a touch of it coming on. Would chicken soup help???

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm still learning Poser... is there any way to prevent this fatal addiction?" Cindy, "learning" is simply another term we use for "getting hooked". ;-)

OKAY... I'm HOOKED!!! Better call the Poser police......

-Everybody FREEZE!!!! -Hands off the computer!, NOW!!! -This time we got you, oh yes, got you. Giving "freebies" to to this newbie...you make me SICK!. -Thank god we find you first kid. "Poor kid it has the poser shrivers, hate to see this" -Hey sarge! Look what I found here...Links to free poser content! -Oh my god! What's wrong with this people? This is killing our youth! Booked them all! I don't want to send more people to the P.F.A.A, it cost thousands to the contributors.

Hahahahahaaaaahahahhaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... and I had been reading the forum hoping to get more tips about Poser 6!!!!

EB yes I love that graphic

Oh God...it worse than I thought...(Mugsey cups face in hands and convulsively weeps before spooning more mouse poison into his glass of Cola.) LOL

My daughter says Poser is the computer equivalent of crack...

yes,we are all addicted, but i think we are in one hell of a great club,cheers to all, i needed this laugh!

"My daughter says Poser is the computer equivalent of crack..." Well, I'd never get addicted to anything that's named after a part of my arse.

Me thinks we arse all nuts! Oops, did me just violate the TOS? ..... (twice?) ;=]

TOS - Totalitarian Obnoxious Sh##, LOL :)

What can you say... Arse well that ends well.

The arse is the end ......... n'est pas? ;=]

Oooooh-french...Louis Pastuer?...Polly Vue E~ CRACKER?... CREPE SUZETTTE...Or Crepe Paper?...Hmmmmmm... How to be french by Mugsey: #1 - Be overbearing and pretentious and act like you know everything - even if your dirt poor and have an IQ of -14... #2 - Gag on every other syllable and refuse to wear socks... #3 - Bath once a month - and don't shave your pits - especially if your a girl... #4 - Be bulimic - eat lots of pastry and then barf it back up - especially if your a guy... #5 - Listen to music that's either way too "Go Go ' a Techno", or that's at least ten years out of date... #6 - Develope an un-natural and creepy obsession with department store mannequins...