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Subject: Totally OT: Anyone wanna fight?


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 3:43 PM

Watches in horror as the Jelly Baby gremlin oozes down his render....I'll get you my pretty and your little whiskers too! Bwahahaha.....SPLAT! Slips in a loose bit of Merange.....


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 3:48 PM

kitty points and sinks into side splitting giggles
Ouch ouch ouch that hurts!

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 3:55 PM

...lays pouting on the floor wonderin just where the heck everyone else is and starts looking for his next target...spies a certain moderator going about her business as if this thread didn't exist and fires off a couple exploding twinkies at Jumpstartme2 then duck's behind Kitty.....Placing the twinkie launcher firmly in Kitty's Paws.....


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 5:35 PM

oh no, not the mods! 
I think jumpstartme2 is going to have to give me a good spanking today....

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Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 7:15 PM

waltzes thru the thread and slips down in exploded twinkie material....spies LISM hiding behind Kitty with twinkies hanging out of his pockets*

Loads Jelly Pelter with mustard and fires at LISM yelling DUCK! at Kitty

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 8:01 PM

YIPE! Start's crawling behind the nearest piece of furniture tossing twinkies over his shoulder......


Acadia ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 8:12 PM

Quote - LISMan sneaks into the thread while nobody's looking and pours chocolate pudding all over Acadia's head

Grabs a spoon and dives behind couch

Throws water balloons at LSM

Sits back to enjoy the pudding Yummers!!!!  smacks lips

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



Conniekat8 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 8:19 PM

Throws a pie in LSM's face while Jumpstartme and Acadia have him distracted...
Runs and hides under the bed...

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 8:19 PM

Wander's off looking for a shower to clean off the now water logged jelly he's been pelted with......


Acadia ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 8:46 PM

Flushes the toilet while LSM is in the shower  :b_funny:

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 9:02 PM

:lol:

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Conniekat8 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 9:03 PM

oh, Acadia!!!!!  You bad girl you!

That was just purrrrfct :)

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 10:26 PM

Yeeeooowww... Man, where's my unguintine? You girl's are lucky Poser's busy rendering an 85 frame avi right now or I'd hack your electric bills and charge you for a year's worth of service! :tongue2:


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 10:47 PM

Hey if you can hack my electric bill..hack it and make it lower please LOL!

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Faery_Light ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 10:48 PM

Blu slips in and looks around.
Ahhh, today she's got water pistols loaded with TropicalBerry Punch and starts shooting at random targets.

Sits back hoping someone will toss some ice water in her direction.

Temps here today reached 107F with heat index in the 111F margin.
Air conditioner is sluggish.


Let me introduce you to my multiple personalities. :)
     BluEcho...Faery_Light...Faery_Souls.


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 11:15 PM

LISMan jumps in front of the stream of Tropical Berry and cools off! His AC is struggling as well, even with the new windows keeping the cool in his house! Tosses a few ice cubes at BlueEcho...aiming for her collar hoping it will go down her shirt. 😉


Faery_Light ( ) posted Wed, 15 August 2007 at 11:50 PM

weeee!!!

Ahhh, cool at last.

But unfortunately it slips out the bottom of Blu's shirt (not a tuck-in type). :)


Let me introduce you to my multiple personalities. :)
     BluEcho...Faery_Light...Faery_Souls.


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 12:03 AM

Egads, its been hovering at 110 here in Texas for the last 3 days...so humid and hot outside it almost takes your breath away....I have been staying indoors as much as possible, and keeping all blinds and doors closed...feel like Im in a cave :laugh:

Now I hear we have a tropical storm coming in sometime tomorrow evening...should cool down a bit hopefully....then there is TS Dean out there in the gulf...~shudders~ hope it goes away instead of turning into a hurricane.

Hops in front of Blu to get a drink of punch

slings more jelly @ LISM

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 1:02 AM

Hey! I just got this spacesuit out of the wash! Slings some watermelon balls at JSM and follows up with a splash of vermouth...


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 1:49 AM

We're gonna get drunk in this food fight? Hmmmm...not a bad idea....gets out the little paper umbrellas

~Jani

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 1:57 AM

Hey if I can't drink in real life, I might as well get virtually sloshed! ;) Hopefully I won't get any virtual kidney stones. :crying:


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 2:10 AM

Yea, I used to drink like a fish...just dont have the ummph for it anymore..and I stayed broke all the time LOL!  I drink very rarely these days..but I am with ya on the virtual sloshing...can get as virtual drunk as I want, and no hangover :lol:

tosses olives at LISM

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vince3 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 10:29 AM

Popeye catches olive, and frowns at jumpy!!

he can't stands no more! (i think he has had too much virtual slosh)


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 11:37 AM

Bout time some backup showed up round here! Tosses some spinach at Vince to see if he muscles up like Popeye.


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 2:03 PM

Kitty peeks out from under the bed... It's too hot... rolls eyes and goes back to napping...

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Acadia ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 2:22 PM

It's 20 degrees Celcius today (68 degrees Farenheit). I actually closed my living room window because I was a bit chilly.  In fact I think I'm going to go crawl into my warm waterbed and have a nap.

I don't envy you guys with the really hot temperatures. At the end of July we had several days of that with the highest humidex temperature being 127 degrees!  I don't have air conditioning and I thought I was going to die. I've never felt so sick from the heat in my life. The cooler temperatures we are having is a nice change.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



vince3 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 5:00 PM

wipes spinach from face, ...and realizes he needs to work on his reflexes a bit.


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 6:04 PM

My honey was in texas this last weekend and brought the heat and humidity home. 
It was 106F yesterday  :m_cry: 

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Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 10:28 PM

Quote - Popeye catches olive, and frowns at jumpy

looks at her drink...looks suspiciously at LISM...Daaaaannngggg... what did you put IN this?! :huh:

~Jani

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Conniekat8 ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 11:03 PM

Drink? Did LISM slip me a drink?
That's why my head's been buzzing all day today!

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Thu, 16 August 2007 at 11:27 PM

Oh!?! Did I forget to mention the Everclear base underneath the Vermouth?  You should see the pretty pink elephant's I've been seeing! :tt2:

Sloshes a refil into JSM's cup and passes a fresh umbrella to Kitty......


Faery_Light ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 12:55 AM

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Blu leaps through the door and takes an aggressive stance. She curls her lip in a snarl and shouts, "All right, everyone hold out those glasses. I've got both barrels of the gun loaded with Vodka and orange juice and I'm not afraid to use it!" She takes aim at LISM as he stands with his mouth open. He gulps, dodges back and forth but his mouth is still open and she shoots again and again...bullseye each time. Now she starts shooting at all the raised glasses in the room. Temps were a bit cooler today so air unit worked better. good thing cause i had a bad night. couldn't lay down till after 4:30Am due to pain and swelling in my neck and base of skull...I hate when that happens. Anyone got a tall glass of beer?


Let me introduce you to my multiple personalities. :)
     BluEcho...Faery_Light...Faery_Souls.


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 1:48 AM

Now that's what I call fancy bartending! I'll have another and pour one for the hamster in my pocket too! He's thirsty! 👍


The3dZone ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 8:29 AM

*3dz sneaks in with her patented mega pudding thower,loaded with ooey gooey tapioca...

targets Conniekat8 and............SPLAT!!!!

3dz sneaks back out quietly giggling....*

Funny YouTube video of the week - Bu De Bu Ai


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 9:38 AM

LISMan fortunately was hiding behind the door as 3DZone came in and pounces on her as she tries to leave sticking Jelly Beans up her nose and Licorice in her ears. Then he covers her in strawberry syrup and runs off to the showers again.....


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 12:19 PM

How ta heck did this tapioca pudding get in my whiskers :blink:
lick lick  tasteeeeyyy

I better go get myself a soft-serve icecream machine, and rig it to work as a gatling gun... 

meowuaaaaahahahahaha

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Fri, 17 August 2007 at 3:31 PM

Mmmmm... Ted Drewes Ice Cream! Run's off to get himself a concrete on this hot summer day....


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Sun, 19 August 2007 at 12:30 PM

crawls inside Connie's ice cream machine to cool off

~Jani

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Conniekat8 ( ) posted Sun, 19 August 2007 at 1:15 PM

oh, wait, I was going to go in there...  :(

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Conniekat8 ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 1:49 PM · edited Mon, 20 August 2007 at 1:50 PM

Kitty scoops out the Monday Morning Blue Jello and sprays it across the room...

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Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 6:41 PM

peeks out of the ice cream machine door  "Uh-uh....still too hot.."  closes herself back inside the ice cream machine

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 11:00 PM

...wanders back in from the ice cream shop days later and much heavier...oh wait! That's not fat it's.... Oh No! He's hding an icecream shooter under his shirt! Whips it out, take's aim and slather's everyone in the room with double dutch chocolate fudge then tosses a few cherries on top of the heap.


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 6:40 PM

I'm bored... and it's not even Monday.

Kitty starts lashing people with licorice noodles... take that!

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Lord_syphex ( ) posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 10:21 PM · edited Tue, 28 August 2007 at 10:23 PM

Quote - rolls out her Jelly Pelter -O- Pain

Been wanting to try my new peach jelly in this thing for awhile......

 

Hey jumps, that peach was made in china, you can't use that. It's been recalled. 

Cranky here too.

Must be the moon or something. Unless of course that is, men get PMS too. 

Perhaps I'll just go torture some poor hapless jedi, that always makes me feel better.


Conniekat8 ( ) posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 10:28 PM

It's a HUGE full moon here today... ready for vampires and werewolfs to come out
I should take a picture of it!!!

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Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Tue, 28 August 2007 at 11:45 PM

Recalled?? Awww man...drat...:bored:

Ok, I'll just use my homemade muskadine {sp?} jelly then.....no wait, not that, that stuffs too good to be throwin' around..I'll use strawberry :biggrin:

~Jani

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vince3 ( ) posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 6:03 AM · edited Wed, 29 August 2007 at 6:06 AM

Vince makes his stealthy move across the room, hoping to not get pelted this time, with a series of "man! they look so graceful" -type rollie-pollies, 

pauses,
 
and listens out for the sound of  "one hound crapping".............what?............"one hand clapping???"..............."oh right!!..i always thought that bit was a bit weird!!"

uh oh!! everyone is looking in my direction now, but as i am sure i remembered to put on my "invisibility pants" today, i know they must be looking at somethin' else!!

resumes his "oh! so graceful and silent" rollie-pollies around the edge of room.

(oops! mind the table)


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 4:18 PM · edited Wed, 29 August 2007 at 4:18 PM

spots Vince rollie pollie'ing {is that a word? :blink:} across the room....loads Pelter and fires..completely covering the 'invisi pants' HA!

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vince3 ( ) posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 5:05 PM

DAMMIT!!! these invisibility pants are rubbish!!

storms off to get money back!!

( but quite enjoys the squelchy pants as he walks, hmmm.....clingy!....maybe i'll take the scenic route back to the shop then. )

squelch.......squelch..........squelch......


vince3 ( ) posted Wed, 29 August 2007 at 5:05 PM

DAMMIT!!! these invisibility pants are rubbish!!

storms off to get money back!!

( but quite enjoys the squelchy pants as he walks, hmmm.....clingy!....maybe i'll take the scenic route back to the shop then. )

squelch.......squelch..........squelch......


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