-People are clobering each other up side the head over right-click-copy-rights and reasoning out of left field over gallery zippers.

-Poser Pro thread has fone from Poser Pro, to hating Poser, to hating elitists, to hatng Firefly, to hating Rendo, to hating each other, to hating clothing simulations... And Penguinisto is on good behavior.

-Only two threads suffered from the kitty picture littering.

-Sam Therapy suffered a fake attack by a fake death threat from a fake italian with a fake spanish name. Maybe when his value gets past fake up he'll get a real one (I hope not...), and there are no gentlemen left in California, they're all fake over there.

-Super realistic rendering being hailed at CG Society is not realistec enough (she needs a few pimples to look real) Say the young men from rendo.  Maybe guys from CG society get to date girls with no pimples?

-We only had half a dozen newbies try to sell freshly modelled swords and make a fortune, if they could only figure out the marketplace.

-To cure Carpal Tunnel syndrome, don't use your hands. Using feet and other extremities optional, as long as they don't cause severe nostril glow, cat photo littlering or pimples.

-Only four people threathening to sue each other. Noone mentioned Hitler - yet. Ninja Cat attacked and broke up the party. Then it got littlered with kitty pictures.

-Rendo goes myspace, and now we know whom is friends with whom. This should help immensly when the anti-clique clique accuses the frioendly clique of being cliquish. But where's Tom?

-Fascination with round shiny metal objects is still going strong. Must be overflow from Bryce Forum.

-Bagginsbill is still smokin'... textures that is.

-V4's face still sucks, let's screw V3 head on it. Perhaps we can make Frankentorija 3.53  to improve.

-percentage of threads actually talking about Poser technicalities: 27%, but who pays attention to those anyways.

(Disclaimer: If any of the above resembles you... well, what can I say :blink:)

Awesome job summing up pretty much every week in the Poser Forum!!! 

Very funny!!! 

Gerard

well... you could say all the above if you like... permission granted.

All of the above

runs

@Connie: Thats too funny LOL

Connie, you should do this regularly

BUSTED!...;) woopsie..;) I resemble that remark...

LMAO! That's hysterical!

Okay this is one of those brilliant threads... :) Yeah do it weekly.

How about a mention for unsolicited "expert" business/pricing advice posts to merchants from the slash and dash price club? I think this weeks only victim was Sanctum Art. I suppose that's under "Sports"?

Horoscopes are always popular too. :)

Nothing about Remappers?!  I'm insulted! ;=D
Good job, and really very funny.
DPH

Aww, Thank you guys, I'm glad it made you giggle!
I wasn't sure if people were going to like it, or if I was going to get in a big trouble for it.

I'll try to do it weekly, or, in some sort of quasi regular intervals :)
If anyone thinks of a suggestion, drop me an IM (so the surprize doesn't get spoiled)

U rul3, Conniekat. Good kitty :)

Priceless :D 
Although, now, I'm really wishing someone had made a ninja outfit for the Mil Cat.
:lol:

Awesome, I love this.  Do this again soon.  You did a fantastic job.  Sharen

:lol: :thumbupboth:

 ....a GOOD sign indeed that Diversity  may yet prevail.

BTW for those who missed out on getting Sanctumarts RDL7 sets before his DAZ pullout, no worries

All of the the gritty insider details of what happed in that sectret lab will be revealed this fall in my upcoming graphic  Novel from the perspective of three little droid "kittys" who witnessed it all first hand.

Cheers.

Quote - Connie, you should do this regularly

Ditto that!  Very funny stuff!  chuckles 

Quote - Maybe guys from CG society get to date girls with no pimples?

:lol: All of it: :lol: but that bit especially :lol: Looks like you got yourself a weekly column, Connie. :lol:

HAHAHA way cool ..
now you cant do this just once ... same time next week please :lol:
And .... i dont think anything was about me .. because i never ever say/write anything that is out of order now do i.......

Top fun !
Chris

Sounds just like every forum I've ever subscribed to.:biggrin:

Loved it, now i only have to show up here once a week,... Thanks jdc

I agree...your gift for cutting through the various stacks of rhetoric and fertilizer and creating fallow ground for discussion is excellent.

Conniekat is one of the best things to happen to this forum in a long time.

I've always liked cats.  They are cute, cuddly, affectionate -- they purr, they meow -- they are very observant and naturally curious creatures: and they do a wonderful job of dealing with rodents!

:b_cool:

Every home should have a cat.

I have five home's worth, then. snicker Brilliant post. I missed the e-lawyer threats, though! I could cry!

I have to agree, this is a riot

My word you guys are way too kind!
I didn't have a slightest clue this was going to be such a hit! I was thinking, I may have to take a hit (as a punch in a face) for doing this...
Thank You Thank You Thank You !!!

Thank you, Connie.  :thumbupboth:

I have one niggle.  I am a gentleman and I do live in California.  I may come across as brash and even have my moments of "rude" but I always open doors for ladies and pull out chairs as well.  I always say please and thank you and occasionally I say "F you very much" if the situation calls for it :lol:

Connie girl, your such a charmer and a very witty kitty.  I'm glad to you know!!

WOOF WOOF

Very good summary.
I vote to do this every week. Then, in a few months, do a summary of the summary and see how many topics keep repeating themselves, such as "newbies trying to make a fortune making (fill in the blank)", "people hating on something, then hating on each other for trying to defend the something".

Quote - I have one niggle.  I am a gentleman and I do live in California.  I may come across as brash and even have my moments of "rude" but I always open doors for ladies and pull out chairs as well.

As in.......you open doors just as the lady in question is about to step through from the opposite side.......and you pull chairs out from under her just as she's in the process of sitting down?

Very Californian. 

*Smacks *XENOPHONZ over the head with a iron skillet

Oppps, sorry, had one of my rude moments!!  :lol:
**

:b_grin:

Too funny!!! I missed the suing threats, though. Must be in the copyright forum.

And no one accused me this week of stealing fro DAZ, how strange.
DPH

Nobody called me a nazi this week, or sexually repressed? Damn, I must be slipping... :m_laugh:

Great job Connie, I LOL'd!

repressed Nazis, next on Donahue..;)

I have 4 houses' worth of cats, and, according to the laws of Monopoly, I should get a hotel..;)

Connie...lol!
Too freakin' funny.

Woot for Califorians Wolf!

RAMWolf, you;re right, you;re very much a gentleman... but.. your'e taken!
sniffle

I am?? looks around the empty room Nope, not taken!!! 

Connie this is good stuff, I look forward to future versions :)  Although I guess it would be tough to be weekly like clockwork, whenever you'd care to do it I'm sure it would be appreciated.

LOL!!! This is hysterical!! You simply MUST keep it up!

Another matter to consider is that some forum periods are more......uh......'exciting' than others.

I'm sorry, did you say periods?? 

Nahhhh......I wouldn't say nothin' like that..........

Oh......you meant PERIODS.  Well, here's some (copy & paste 'em!)

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For my next trick, I'm going to make myself disappear from the site for approx. 8-9 hours.  It's late here.  No one would ever be able to tell that, though.

Awwwwwwww, thanks for sharing your period with me!!!

Here's something to consider:

From: Kraig Hausmann

To: 'David P. Hoadley'

Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:32 PM

Subject: RE: UVS remap

Hi David,

Yes, it is perfectly legal and acceptable to redistribute or sell a .uvs file for Victoria.  These types of files do not contain any proprietary data, so that is fine.

Please let me know if there is any other way I can help.

Kraig Hausmann
DAZ Technical Support
1-800-267-5170
MON-FRI 9am to 5pm MST

From: David P. Hoadley [mailto:dph@013.net]
Sent: Monday, August 27, 2007 5:45 PM
To: tech@daz3d.com
Subject: UVS remap

By the Grace of G-d

David P. Hoadley

32 Neveim St., Apt. #16

Bat-Yam 59584

Israel

Att.: Craig Hausmann

Dear Mr. Hausmann;

We spoke formerly on the phone.  I’ve remapped the Daz figure Victoria 4.1 so that it will be compatible with Victoria 3 texture maps.  I wish to market this remap as a UVS file (no objects, materials, or textures included).  In order to do so, I need written confirmation from you that there wouldn’t be any violation of copywrite in doing so.  Therefore I most respectfully request that such confirmation be provided, by email, so that I may pass it on to the Renderosity MP.

I remain,

Very truly yours,

David P. Hoadley

dph@013.net.il

So when do we get our copy David??

As soon as Renderosity's MarketPlace Manager confirms that for him, thta that statement from Daz is blanket enough, or that whether he needs more elucidation.  If it's enough, then we go ahead.  If not, I'll have to respectfully request something more from DAZ.  For me, it looks like it's enough, but when it comes to Legal Minds, they tend to think on a whole new level.
DPH

Damn, I hate posting under David's spam.