I thought this was when the big fights broke out here.  Christ on a bike, I've seen more life in a tramp's vest.  For my Transatlantic friends, that translates as a hobo's undershirt.  :)

Anyhow, just to get things rolling...

Poser pictures are not art, Poser users are not artists and have dubious relations with various ruminants, particularly ovines, there is too much/not enough/just the right amount of pr0n in the galleries, tits make hits, I hate the TOS, DAZ sucks, all the favourite artists are in league with the devil, my free speech is being eroded, Windows is useless, there are no clothes for the DAZ kids, prices are too high/low, all merchants are ghey, V4 is ugly/beautiful/deformed/just like my ex, Poser 7 is useless without a 640000 terabyte system, DAZ r00lz, art is a negative concept, my cat needs doctoring, moderators smell of chips and bum, I remember when this place was much better/worse/both as bad as each other/no different, I didn't have my brain shot out in two wars for the likes of you ungrateful buggers, and the captal of Nebraska is Lincoln.

If that doesn't give you enough to go at, I don't know what will.

*Disclaimer:

The above statements are a joke.  If you do not find them funny, a simple cure is to put your head in a bucket of water three times and bring it out twice.  No animals were harmed during the making of this post.  The poster is a tobacco user but you should not let that influence your choice of lifestyle.  Many a mickle makes a mucke; however, the capital of Nebraska really is Lincoln.*

But but but ... i dont dare to repley....
Not to a person who is in " therapy " all the time :lol:

But lets talk about the H.N.V.I.A.I.W.T.S.T.A.O.A. ???

Half naked vicky in a image with the same things all over again

Now that will get things started hehehehe
:lol:

Chris

Hey, you forgot the over abundance of background textures and background texture addons for props by people flooding Free Stuff with files posted on ShareCG. Then Rosity saying we are working on the problem and nothing changes, it's still happening but they won't even give us a Free Stuff option to be able to filter that content. The only Free Stuff filter we get is for nudity which I don't see much of in Free Stuff (I'm not using that filter, so, if it was there, I'd see it, but it's not).

(I looked it up afterward; not quite so exotic.)

...we're waiting on some new and vastly screwed-over policy to come down the pike, like every other year.

/P

even complaining about Carrerra 6 and poser pro was pretty tame.. we must all be getting older

Quote - even complaining about Carrerra 6 and poser pro was pretty tame.. we must all be getting older

I think alot of people that were really upfront with their comments have left Rosity.

Quote - ...we're waiting on some new and vastly screwed-over policy to come down the pike, like every other year.

/P

PMSL!  Now that's funny....and soooooo true lol!

My App is better then your App... so neener neener neener!

could be. has the chicken coop over at poserpros been quiet?

**It's too blasted hot to get all worked up. But I may take you up on that offer of a bucket of water to cool off anyway.

** :b_tonguewink:

Perhaps everyone is satisfied where they are. Resting on laurels. Eschewing progress and innovation. Taking roots. Growing older and finally disintegrating into dust. Sorry so morose. Found a lump today.

slips into the thread ~Ack! Who put that banana peel down there?~

ahem Mods do NOT smell like chips and bum....not sure what we smell like...but its def not chips and bum....just wanted to get that off my chest....:tt2:

Carry on..

slips back out of the thread

I'm playing connect-a-dot.. or is it connect-a-vertex. Sumphtin like dat.

And if anyone wants a fight, I have PMS and a keyboard, so bring it on!

A lot of us are probably too tuckered out from using the 30% coupon and downloading all the swag.    zzzzzz.

replicand......HUGE HUGS, DEAR!!!!!!!

OK- I'll bite

---This forums use to get 50 or 60 or a hundred post a day- now it's 12
---Free stuff use to have 36 or more new items each and every  day- many stand alone props ect..- Now its 6 to 8 (not counting the fake trick of individual crappy backgrounds posting) or clothing textures most will never own or practice V4 skins.
---Chat use to have at any time of the day or night 10 people in it- with many times more then 50--24/7. We use to spend hours every night with our friends. Now chat is dead.
---Merchants use to make sales here. The cut was just enought to make it worth while and sales volume was high enought to compensate. Not anymore. Model makers have gone bye bye.
---The min amount to get a check was raised at a time when the sales volume is going down.
---As bryce dosen't play well with other software- now not even does V4 play with with other poser characters either.

If your not pissing someone off as an artist your not doing it right.

**The worst thing for the arts (or this site) is to be ignored!!!

**(there, how's that?)

hehehe :D

Quote - **It's too blasted hot to get all worked up. But I may take you up on that offer of a bucket of water to cool off anyway.

** :b_tonguewink:

30 days at 110F in Arizona. All arguments have melted.

rolls eyes, sucks teeth, tosses head indignantly

You didn't even hit my favorites... Sydney is better than V4, Michael is better than David-- 'cuz.., 'cuz he's taller! And Apollo may bend better but he's still mostly nekkid! pffft!

Edited to add--
Seriously... Replicand, take care of yourself. Sending good wishes your way

Sydney's too, too...hot!
gag! :scared:

Darkedge!

Compared to that moon-eyed, booby headed bimbo? I think I just threw up in my mouth!

I don't know Sam, no wonder you have a hit out on you ya troublemaker! :)

Quote - Darkedge!

Compared to that moon-eyed, booby headed bimbo? I think I just threw up in my mouth!

lol!
Moon eyed for sure. 
But are big boobs bad???
must teach my eyes not to look, must teach my eyes not to look...

Quote - must teach my eyes not to look, must teach my eyes not to look...

Well no wonder you like the wench... I said booby-headed!  You're thinking, Ahhh...eye level

i confess, freudian slip!

First of all, we've already done our Thing That Could Possibly Piss Off The Most Members At Once™ this year, and that was the graphics change...and, since Toxic Angel won that, and he kicks boo-tay, not a lot of hootin' and hollerin' about that.

2nd, re: the sales stuff....not a lot we can do if people aren't buying things.  And, with the freestuff...while I'm in no way in charge of freestuff at all, on the one hand, you've got "wow, people are really generous", and on the other there's "wow, there's a lot of textures for the Cyclorama in here!"  Just because something hasn't changed RIGHT NOW doesn't mean we're not actually working on it.  Sometimes, progress is slow. Plus, we can't force people to make freestuff we want them to make.  If so, I'd have hair for the Mill Baby 3.  :lol:

Finally, I do NOT smell of chips and bum.  I currently smell of Bath And Body Works' Magnolia Blossoms Body Butter. (Down, monkeys, it's a more saturating body cream.)  So, neener, Sam.  :tt2:

*Chat use to have at any time of the day or night 10 people in it- with many times more then 50--24/7. We use to spend hours every night with our friends. Now chat is dead.

*What? There  is/was a chat? ....

Yep.  It's under Features/Chat.  ;)  On the drop-down menu.

A-ha! Thanks!
Allthough I really have nothing to say. Except goodnight.

Fish.

:huh:

enuf said....

Hey!

It's only the 6th. We've got 24 more days to go.

Wait for it.

Actually I've been thumbing through an english dictionary trying to learn how to spell correctly. Not having much success either. I keep forgetting everything I learn. Could it be All TIMERS?

"moderators smell of chips and bum"

Dammit! I have to stop using that vinegar deodorant...

Dear Renderosity members,

Please pick from the following common complaints (all options come with a complimentary dead horse and beating stick):

(1) Poser is NOT art! But neither is anything in the Louvre!!! Discuss...

(2) Those CGSociety snobs dissed my rendering of Posette in the default pose with no texture and default lights! Please come to my rescue!

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!

(4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

(6) Wah!!!

Quote - (4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

LOL !! Number 4 is such a typical classic for selfish people :m_laugh: Number 5 was just typical in my case :m_blush:

Quote - "moderators smell of chips and bum"

Dammit! I have to stop using that vinegar deodorant...

Wondered how long it would take you to get to that one. :lol:

At the risk of getting everyone depressed and upset.

I saw this on Yahoo News:
Bin Laden plans to release new video

It will be 6 (SIX!) years after the terrorist attacks on 9/11, so why the ****-ing **** can't anyone find this guy? Does no one else find this to be beyond incredible??

What happened to the so-called "intelligence" agencies of the US, the UK, Israel, FBI, CIA, MI6, Interpol, etc.
The US has satellites that can read a license plate from outer space, yet we can't find this guy? Granted, we may not have maps of Afghanistan or wherever he may be hiding, but don't we have intelligence officers? What about other countries?
And let's not get into Bush's speech after 9/11 about how we won't rest until we found Bin Laden. (Anyone want to post the exact wording of his speech?)
Yet, here we are, SIX years later: the US is stuck in a losing war in Iraq and Bin Laden is still releasing video tapes making fun of us.

In related news, does anyone know if New York City has made any progress on building anything where the World Trade Center used to be? Or is it still a gaping hole in the ground... SIX YEARS LATER!
As Penn & Teller said on their show, nothing would be a bigger "F** You" to the terrorists than for us to build another set of towers in the exact same shape. Sure, they can knock the buildings down, but we will rebuild.
Instead, six years later, we still have a huge hole in the ground to remind us what happened... and remind us that we're not moving on.

So, I apologize if I think that "Is Poser art?" is a trivial question right now.

Quote - At the risk of getting everyone depressed and upset.

I saw this on Yahoo News:
Bin Laden plans to release new video

Maybe if the media would quit treating the fool like some sort of rockstar, and basically taking out every smuggler and source who tries to get said tapes from there to here? Then perhaps he'd get all pissy and start taking risks to get his name out there, making him easier to catch.

/P

Quote - Dear Renderosity members,

Please pick from the following common complaints (all options come with a complimentary dead horse and beating stick):

(1) Poser is NOT art! But neither is anything in the Louvre!!! Discuss...

(2) Those CGSociety snobs dissed my rendering of Posette in the default pose with no texture and default lights! Please come to my rescue!

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!

(4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

(6) Wah!!!

Bwaaaahahahahahah...
People just outside my cubicle are staring at me while I'm bent over in giggles...
's okay, they already know I'm a nut.

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!
(6) Wah!!!"

Hehee!

Mix n match!

Quote - Dear Renderosity members,

Please pick from the following common complaints (all options come with a complimentary dead horse and beating stick):

(1) Poser is NOT art! But neither is anything in the Louvre!!! Discuss...

(2) Those CGSociety snobs dissed my rendering of Posette in the default pose with no texture and default lights! Please come to my rescue!

(3) Renderosity has censored my horny donkey riding a mermaid! I'm bein' oppressed!

(4) I was trying to buy something from the marketplace when the entire internet crashed. Why did they wait until it was back up to reply to my 10,000 whiney emails?

(5) I just bought Poser a minute ago and didn't even bother reading the manual. Why is it so hard to use!?

(6) Wah!!!

reply (while laughing my &&& off):

1. DIscuss?  DISCUSS?  Consider yourselves DISS-CUSSED ;)
2. posette is a dork.  make a pretzel person, much more fun.
3. i feel sorry for the mermaid... but were they in water or on land. and how did the donkey.... nm
4. how did you email when the entire internet was down?  please, i wanna know in case it happens to me again...
5. cus yer a soft-brain.... RTFM (read the FRIENDLY manual - although, its not so friendly)
6. want some cheese & crackers with that whine?

ok, did it..............

now where's my  complimentary dead horse & beating stick?.. and they better compliment me reallllllllll good.

hey.... check that out, its now my birthday in renderosity time!  yay me!  33 years young and only gettin better =D  (i still have 2 hours to go here LOL)

Yup, it sure has been hot here on the corporate slave plantation. That's Global Weirding for ya.

I have to take Sam up on his bait: Ever-expanding geometry and textures HAVE driven me to drop a pile of dough on a more capable machine, but I ain't mad at that! :~D

I AM thinking of making an epic render with LOTS of expressionless, large-breasted V3 zombies. It'd be like "Dawn Of The Dead," only more stupid!

Quote - I AM thinking of making an epic render with LOTS of expressionless, large-breasted V3 zombies. It'd be like "Dawn Of The Dead," only more stupid!

LOL Madmaxh

i wanna see it!!!!!!!!!