• Despite every fanatasy image, young slender intelligent women are not queing up to battle dinosaurs with really big guns - half naked.
• i am not a foundling child from space with here-to-for un realised cosmic powers, no matter how many times i say the word 'atomic' backwards.
• Life is not really a computer simulation which can be broken out of.
• I will not win the lottery
• i dont have an unrequited love following my every step in secret. and we wont someday be together on a distant world.
• no matter how many times i strip off inside a telephone box, i dont have a super-costume underneath that stops me getting arrested.
• all that happens when i walk inside a wardrobe is i bang my head, and poke my eye out on the coat hooks.

LOL....
way to go on self realization!!

No matter how much I concentrate on it actually happening....no one is going to walk up to my door, knock, and when I answer, hand my a check for 1 million dollars, say good day and walk away! So I guess that I will have to just get off my skinny rearend and play the lottery again....and again....and again, until I win that million dollars myself.

I think RJ001 is delusional.

- Despite every fanatasy image, young slender intelligent women are not queing up to battle dinosaurs with really big guns - half naked.
Someone please have a quiet word with Pamala Anderson then...

*- i am not a foundling child from space with here-to-for un realised cosmic powers, no matter how many times i say the word 'atomic' backwards.
*That never worked for Blondie either..

- Life is not really a computer simulation which can be broken out of.
Have you tried pushing 'control-alt-delete' ?

*- I will not win the lottery
*Excellent, that knocks the odds down for the rest of us then....

*- i dont have an unrequited love following my every step in secret. and we wont someday be together on a distant world.
*A dog springs to mind here, they will give you just what you need, but if it's 'space' dog, maybe you should look up: *http://www.spacedogs.info/

• no matter how many times i strip off inside a telephone box, i dont have a super-costume underneath that stops me getting arrested.
  *If you mean one of these: *http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/justiceleague/15543.jpg I think i'd rather be naked.....

- all that happens when i walk inside a wardrobe is i bang my head, and poke my eye out on the coat hooks.
I share your pain there.....

"Reality - what a concept ! ! !" - Robin Williams

dhama...he did say  ***"young...slender...AND intelligent"   ***

Quote - dhama...he did say  ***"young...slender...AND intelligent"   ***

LOL, you have a point... :lol:

She's not young either :-P

*- I will not win the lottery
*Excellent, that knocks the odds down for the rest of us then....

ROFLMAO!!!!

Quote - - Despite every fanatasy image, young slender intelligent women are not queing up to battle dinosaurs with really big guns - half naked.

Well, thats because if they're really intelligent, they'd not run around half naked with big guns, but rather more camouflaged building some kind of spiffy dinosaur trap!

Quote - - i am not a foundling child from space with here-to-for un realised cosmic powers, no matter how many times i say the word 'atomic' backwards.

Does the power to magically attract lesbians count?

Quote - - Life is not really a computer simulation which can be broken out of.

Nobody makes the first jump ;-)

Quote - - I will not win the lottery

You need to buy a ticket first :-P

Quote - - i dont have an unrequited love following my every step in secret. and we wont someday be together on a distant world.

Me neither, sadly :-P

Quote - - no matter how many times i strip off inside a telephone box, i dont have a super-costume underneath that stops me getting arrested.

Super secret tip: put a super-costume on before putting on your clothes and leaving the house ;-)

Quote - - all that happens when i walk inside a wardrobe is i bang my head, and poke my eye out on the coat hooks.

Tried a walk-in closet?

Quote - - " - all that happens when i walk inside a wardrobe is i bang my head, and poke my eye out on the coat hooks."

Tried a walk-in closet?

Try a walk-in closet with Narnia extension plug-in....

* Narnia extension plug-in....

 *That's one of them 3Dmax plugins and therefor heresy!

No no, it's a closet plug-in, I swear.  Nothing to do with Max.  :a_halo:

Anyway, what you do in a closet should be kept behind closed doors....

Lol

@rj001: Try getting into a 1960's police box owned by a complete nutter( and with no coat hooks) and see if your luck changes. The first hint will be it's bigger on the inside.

now Who are you talking about?

Abeltje perhaps? In the flying elevator "do not press the red button"

Tardis!!!!