POSABLE DONUT?

It's Mimic compatible? :lol:

There is a Harlan Ellison story "I have no ass and I must fart".

Quote -  What license rules?  The majority of characters and props at r'otica are for DAZ figures, namely V4.  There's no "no porn" clause in the EULA.

Really?  I thought I read one.   

Does Poser have the 'no porn' clause?  I haven't read their rules since Poser 4.

 No, and if they did, a whole lot of people would be in trouble.

Wow, Casette, it looks like she could whistle a tune with that.

Oh, no, now I have the theme to the Andy Griffith show stuck in my head.

Grasshopper - snatch the pit from my pool.
 - Master Po

A seller who sells here at the store (AdamThwaites) has some
very good morphs for that area for V4. Might be able to work it
onto M4. Not sure if that product is here yet as it's fairly new.I
bought it at MOST (his site) but you could check here to see.

Quote - Wow, Casette, it looks like she could whistle a tune with that.

It would be a tune about rainbows and unicorns I'm sure.

Well, or it was not whistling it was singign like the one in this story:

This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.

Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it and music starts playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..." The guy really freaks out!

He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again "...On the road again..."

The M.A. is totally unimpressed..."So what?" he says.

"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.

"Are you kidding?" says the M.A. "Any asshole can sing country music!"

 Don't link to porn, age-restricted sites, etc, even humorous.  There's a fine line between nudity and crudeness, and, I know it's ironic, in a thread about a poseable anus, that I'm even saying this.

Quite a conundrum! LOL

(Edit ... or should that be colondrum?)

Well, I saw it, but thought that the song was off a bit.  I'd have thought that it would be singing instead: 'When that red red robin comes a bob bob bobbin along..."
DPH

Wow. This one has a better realistic look than my torus. What prop is it???

It dont look  like a prop

Quote - POSABLE DONUT?

It's Mimic compatible? :lol:

donut with chocolate frosting?

awww, shame on me.  bad bad

sprinkles?

bad bad must slap self

lol, this thread may live a long time.

Just put some dynamic hair on it, and save yourself a lot of time.

You think you are bad. I was going to recommend that if somebody actually created a freebee or a commercial product from this thread, that they include a bar of soap prop with a slippery looking texture. :scared:

Quote - You think you are bad. I was going to recommend that if somebody actually created a freebee or a commercial product from this thread, that they include a bar of soap prop with a slippery looking texture. :scared:

is that like the "don't drop the soap in the shower?"   or something like that from one of those Naked Gun and half movies.

Could be :lol:

the torus thingee would be good for a balloon.  something to tie on the string. 

plain sphere doesn't make for a realistic balloon.

LOL ,watch ya up to that you need a posable anus?

Did I hear a fart?

Quote - Wow. This one has a better realistic look than my torus. What prop is it???

Casette, that isn't a prop, it's actually part of the male figure phantom3D had been working on.

 Ooooooooooooooh now I want that new guy more than ever! 

And yes. For exactly THAT kind of renders! 

Apollo has his anus too LOL, I´ve never seen it by now :-)

I would be happy if M4 had a little realistic dimple there for close ups, doesn't necessarily need to be posable.  He has those lovely glute morphs, but then the illusion is shattered.

Quote - What next...? A singing anus movie to go with the singing willy movie..?

For those who haven't seen it before... and there can't be many that haven't....

link removed

Or how about the judge from "The Wall"?

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Or how about the judge from "The Wall"?

There is a free Poser character of him out there, and I think I once downloaded it, but I can't scrounge it up.

I would not want the moderator's jorb.

Well, whats about this one, OK it's not full mimic compatible, therefor the implementation of a tongue would be necessary :blushing:

Ah, but can it sing this?

www.youtube.com/watch

 Ok, I removed a few links, no one got warnings, as some of them were up0 and shouldn't have been left up when the thread were started. 

Please consider the TOS when posting links to videos, etc.  If it's not safe to actually post here, it's not safe to link to.  I don't want to have to lock the thread (hey, everyone needs comic relief), but if it gets to the point where all I'm doing is deleting links, I'm going to lock the thread.  

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Please consider the TOS when posting links to videos, etc...

So it did violate the terms of service- I couldn't get it to play.  I guess I missed out... :lol:

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Please consider the TOS when posting links to videos, etc...

So it did violate the terms of service- I couldn't get it to play.  I guess I missed out... :lol:

Poor WandW, her video player took a dump! :ohmy:

can you paint one on the skin texture?    It's a bit difficult with the way the texture wraps.

Having Paint3d should help. 

The only version of paint I have is on the Poser 4 Cd, but it won't run on my Vista PC.

This and the TC2 Toast thread should have their own narrators.

"can you paint one on the skin texture?"

I can hear it now...

Wife: "Honey, what did you do today?"
Me: "Oh, I fixed a bunch of anuses"
Wife: "Sounds like you had another typical day at work."

[Note: The preceding script was written for humorous purposes only. I do not actually work with a bunch of anuses...   Much.]

Quote - This and the TC2 Toast thread should have their own narrators.

How does buttered toast fit into this topic?

Don't know why someone can't or won't make something like this for the male figures...they make other areas for the female figures.

Quote - > Quote - This and the TC2 Toast thread should have their own narrators.

How does buttered toast fit into this topic?

We ALL should have known some wise guy would try to fit his buttered toast into the posable anus topic!  

:laugh: NYAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Or should we refer to to this thread as the TOASTER TOPIC, since toast might fit into it? :lol:

Quote - > Quote - This and the TC2 Toast thread should have their own narrators.

How does buttered toast fit into this topic?

If you don't realize that toast is another nickname for a 3D penis by now, I can't help you. The point is, they're both threads about the moralizing of 3D nudity and why it's stupid not to just make the meshes anatomically correct.

I think the question was whether the butter might make it go more smoothly.

Quote - I think the question was whether the butter might make it go more smoothly.

My bad, I wasn't thinking dirty when I read it. I haven't woken up yet. :tt2:

 Whatever you do, don't mention "putting the lime in the coconut" or we'll all get banned.

Quote -  Whatever you do, don't mention "putting the lime in the coconut" or we'll all get banned.

Oh Noes! You mentioned it!!!

the original post mentions only M3 and David, but M4 could use one, too.

You might check out the G2 males.  I say this because, while I don't have any G2 male, I have Miki 2 and she has both a vagina and an anus.
DPH

Can't really SEE anything!  Looks like a solid wall to me.
dph

I'll try adding a few more poly's, to get a bit more detail. :)  Perhaps push it in slightly. It looks a bit low to me as well, I will rig it with a bone so it can be adjusted.