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Subject: 'Fantastical' sitting cows


picnic ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 7:53 PM · edited Mon, 09 December 2024 at 8:15 PM

Content Advisory! This message contains nudity

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Okay, Bloodsong, you asked for it. Remember, you have to set aside any thoughts of 'realism' LOL. I believe I can even bend the poseable cow over, put her 'elbows' on a table, etc. This was just a quick 'wave', but if you forget how their legs really work (I've been around livestock quite a bit), then you can get sort of silly with her. BTW, does anyone know of a poseable (or even 'non') chicken and/or rooster?? (the nudity label is for those folks squeamish around 'nude' animals-you know, the ones that don't have bows in their hair or coats on VBG). picnic


DTHUREGRIF ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 9:15 PM

I think the poseable one needs milking real bad! LOL. Diane


RadArt ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 9:21 PM

Aaaaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Diane, your sooo funny!! But when your right, you are right!! Milk the poor sucker, somebody?! He's a sufferin'cow!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! Radart:)


smerc ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 9:26 PM

LOL Diane thats great. In Vermont where I live, diary farming is very big. You could make a killing at local fairs selling pics of cows in unusual situations. Like a Farside cartoon. Is the Cow Poser 3 compatible? smerc


picnic ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 10:19 PM

Just so you know--Bloodsong asked me, in the lower thread, to post the 2. I couldn't post within the thread, so here it is. They ARE sort of like a Farside (one of my favorites and I miss it). I know you all think I'm daft, but I WILL get my image done with this darn cow in several weeks. I'm off to Washington soon and then one more trip and I'm back to Posin'. Diane


Foxhollow ( ) posted Wed, 10 November 1999 at 10:24 PM

aaaaaaahahhhhhahahahahahhahahah....Oh Diane...this is utterly awesome! ...but such good posture..a well brought up cow, I must say! hehehheheheheheh..can't stop! Fox...ehhehe..hollow...


KenS ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 3:46 AM

There's a nonposable chicken and a calf on my site in the 3D Models/Animals section. Chemical Studios


LoboUK ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 4:25 AM

hehehehehe That's quite possibly hehe one of the funniest pictures hehehe I've seen in a while... Paul snigger


AARoberts ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 6:21 AM

I thought to myself not more nudity! I'm shocked! I'm outraged! That cow is totally naked!!!! Righteous Indignation! Oh wait. She's wearing a leather outfit... Sorry.... I feel so stupid. Nice Cow Arthur


picnic ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 7:07 AM

Thanks Fasttraxx, I must have forgotten them-certainly been to your site. Off to get the chicken (to the tune of "I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz)-tra la. (Oh, gosh, I feel the shadow of Radart overtaking me-::sigh::--I'm becoming a recruit in the army of smilies, dragons and faeries--I must get back to my normal demeanor) picnic


bloodsong ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 5:55 PM

heya; well, i can certainly say, with all due dignity.... that the posable sitting cow is MUCH funnier than the non-posable sitting cow. the non-posable one... just looks like a mess. and thanks for the nudity warning about those, eh, exaggerated mammary glands, there. you're lucky you dont get banned. ;) now i have to go smack radart around for calling her a "he." radart, you do NOT milk male cows. not if you value your life. :)


picnic ( ) posted Thu, 11 November 1999 at 6:15 PM

I have to say that the non poseable one's 'bottom' 1/2 would have been covered up by a table or such, but nonetheless, even if you just saw the top, its just not a possibility. I tried swinging it around, using layers to 'adjust' its body, etc.--it was just a 'no go'. And YES-smack him (Radard) around. You do not milk male anythings!!! picnic (BTW-when I use the cow, it won't be meant to be a particularly comic image-altho' a sitting cow will elicit some smiles I know LOL).


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