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Subject: O.T. - Bubba Visits The Doctor


tjohn ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 1:58 PM · edited Sun, 24 November 2024 at 8:27 PM

**Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.**
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An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.**
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Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'**

Hope I brightened your day.

*John

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


Ravyns ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 2:38 PM

LOL!!!  Good One!!

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erosiaart ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 3:35 PM

nice!!!


tom271 ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 8:45 PM

Funny...



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bobbystahr ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 9:03 PM

thanks John...needed that...

 

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peedy ( ) posted Tue, 05 June 2012 at 11:52 PM

:-DDD

 

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dyret ( ) posted Wed, 06 June 2012 at 12:10 AM

Thank you! I sort of knew what was coming but laughed out loud all the same!


UVDan ( ) posted Fri, 22 June 2012 at 4:07 AM · edited Fri, 22 June 2012 at 4:08 AM
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Good one!  You forgot the part where he was charged eleven grand for a one hour visit and turned over to collection when he could not pay it.

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