*** Quote of the day:***

*** 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'***

i love it!!!! 

thank you and hugs!!! 

Love it Chris..it is very true :a_wink:

very cute indeed...

You better believe it! :-D

Corrie

It had been proved all over time Corrie...

Recently I was asked by a lady - all in good fun of course - what have men ever done for us?

I was happily able to supply an answer:

Men gave women electricity, washing machines, tumble dryers, TV, telecommunications, cars, nylons, bras, birth-control, cosmetic surgery, the internet, cookers, gas, plumbing, aircraft, sunbeds, shelter, central heating, air-con, fridges etc etc...........

The lady replied that now women have these things, what do they need men for......

My answer?   Sperm.

I agree with you 100% there Bryster Woman are very special regretably Bryce is my only lady (never had the guts to tell a girl I like how I feel).

kari..tell the lady..life is too short to be wasted... we are really nice..treat us like how you would treat bryce..and we'll render you a happy life!

Thanks Rosie

Thats really nice of you to say Maybe I should her some day when the time is right Shes a very good friend I have known her for a quite a long time now.

Karl

What if i give her food? runs hahaha just kiddin

rayraz..chocolate... :-p :p and if you don't give anya chocolates..i'll pillow wop you. get thee to a store and get her some! :-p 

karl..do it before someone else snatches her heart... 

Thanks I Think I will ask if she would like to be my girlfriend I did regret it when I did not tell a girl I was in love with before and now she is married and has a baby(She said she was with someone and I didn't tell her Because I loved her more than anyone ever before her and I thought she's happy let her be happy). I Will give it a go all she can do is say no.

Cheers

Karl

@rosie, i always have chocolate in the house :) i think she's losing more weight then me though at the moment :P

Quote - I agree with you 100% there Bryster Woman are very special regretably Bryce is my only lady (never had the guts to tell a girl I like how I feel).

Me:  I want to render you.

Her:  What, unconscious?

:)

@Karl, it's always worth a try :) I say go for it, its the only way for things to move forward.

@Gremalkyn ...LOL!! better than someone's line who told me he's planning on taxiderming me at the age of 82!!! that too..with a glass of bailey's in one hand, and a cupcake in the other! :-p

Wow, Rosie!  Only a couple of years to go and we'll be seeing you in a glass display case ;-((

forever..too boot!  :-p 

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It depends how aerial dynamic Rosie is... 

thomas..i weigh a mere 36 kgs..ie ..79 pounds. propeller? good lord..i'd fly!! :-p 

terrible cruel to the cat though..

Quote - Thanks I Think I will ask if she would like to be my girlfriend....

Cheers

Karl

Karl, it's not always a good idea, words are not always necessary to express feelings.  Of course it's the only way to get a quick answer but is it the right way..?  I don't know for sure.

79 Lb..?     you must be 5' 5"...   no problem making you fly....

I would not do that to my dead "cat" or guinea pig in my case...

Rosie is about 4' 6" and if she's 79lb she put on some weight. ;-)

Hi Gremalkyn

Thanks for the really nice Compliment she is a lovely girl though shes sweet, kind and consdierate and she often gets treated horrible which pees me off big time she just talks a lot and for some reason people don't like it.

Hi Pol

Yeah I don't think it will ever work she is with another guy and I don't want to upset her. Thanks for the advice.

Hi Rosie 

You like Baileys I remember once I drank it and I was Projectile Vomiting and in a cold sweat because I take happy Pills and they did make me happy that night. Taxidermy is a weird thing to say to someone I have some Bugs in that and they are great but people I am not so sure(They were bought for me and already long dead I hate Creuty to animals and I love Bugs).  If you made your own 3d program like Bryce using C++ would you name after a certain place you would laugh if you knew what I would call mine I would call it Woodbridge 5d(It would designed to be able to see in 3d, 4d and 5d,)

Karl

karl..lol.. i love museums and antiques..but yu..not sure of the guy tho he is real nice in some ways.

what would i name a program i created? hmm.. chocodonut.. no joke, or rasberry or srawberry or something fun. 

@chris.. just you wait. i'm booking my tkts for your place for july..... :-p 

Hi Rosie

I am pretty much the same I love Mueseums and antinques (I think the Difference and Analyitcal engines are my favourite antiques(Babbage made them) as well as the Collossus Computer that cracked the Enigma Code which was made by Thomas Flowers)I like name for a modelling Program although raspberry may already be taken because they have just released a Raspberry pii (I would love to get one but don't know where to it only costs £22 but it is a circuit board that teachs Computer Programming). You have some cool ideas for names of programs just like my Friend Binary Man(hes a genius he created an operating system in Binary) You remind me of one of my friends at work you are very nice and have a good sense of humour(Unlike my boss)

Karl