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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Aug 28 6:28 pm)
Recently I was asked by a lady - all in good fun of course - what have men ever done for us?
I was happily able to supply an answer:
Men gave women electricity, washing machines, tumble dryers, TV, telecommunications, cars, nylons, bras, birth-control, cosmetic surgery, the internet, cookers, gas, plumbing, aircraft, sunbeds, shelter, central heating, air-con, fridges etc etc...........
The lady replied that now women have these things, what do they need men for......
My answer? Sperm.
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Thanks I Think I will ask if she would like to be my girlfriend I did regret it when I did not tell a girl I was in love with before and now she is married and has a baby(She said she was with someone and I didn't tell her Because I loved her more than anyone ever before her and I thought she's happy let her be happy). I Will give it a go all she can do is say no.
Cheers
Karl
Wow, Rosie! Only a couple of years to go and we'll be seeing you in a glass display case ;-((
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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
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Maybe we could do to Rosie what that guy did to his late cat named Orville... He put a motor and propeller on each leg and remote controlled the cat like a helicopter.....
It depends how aerial dynamic Rosie is...
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Rosie is about 4' 6" and if she's 79lb she put on some weight. ;-)
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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
Hi Gremalkyn
Thanks for the really nice Compliment she is a lovely girl though shes sweet, kind and consdierate and she often gets treated horrible which pees me off big time she just talks a lot and for some reason people don't like it.
Hi Pol
Yeah I don't think it will ever work she is with another guy and I don't want to upset her. Thanks for the advice.
Hi Rosie
You like Baileys I remember once I drank it and I was Projectile Vomiting and in a cold sweat because I take happy Pills and they did make me happy that night. Taxidermy is a weird thing to say to someone I have some Bugs in that and they are great but people I am not so sure(They were bought for me and already long dead I hate Creuty to animals and I love Bugs). If you made your own 3d program like Bryce using C++ would you name after a certain place you would laugh if you knew what I would call mine I would call it Woodbridge 5d(It would designed to be able to see in 3d, 4d and 5d,)
Karl
Hi Rosie
I am pretty much the same I love Mueseums and antinques (I think the Difference and Analyitcal engines are my favourite antiques(Babbage made them) as well as the Collossus Computer that cracked the Enigma Code which was made by Thomas Flowers)I like name for a modelling Program although raspberry may already be taken because they have just released a Raspberry pii (I would love to get one but don't know where to it only costs £22 but it is a circuit board that teachs Computer Programming). You have some cool ideas for names of programs just like my Friend Binary Man(hes a genius he created an operating system in Binary) You remind me of one of my friends at work you are very nice and have a good sense of humour(Unlike my boss)
Karl
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*** 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'***
Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader
All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...