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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 21 4:12 am)
Subject: OT: Something to Offend Everyone!
LMAO!!!!
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
Once
in a while I look around,
I see
a sound
and
try to write it down
Sometimes
they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again
I'm so disappointed in you, electro... I laughed at all of these, but not once was I offended.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
Well if we're moving on to lawyer jokes, here's an oldie but goodie:
What do you call 10 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy
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