Attached Link: Things Women say to test men

That link took me to 8 friends every girl needs during a breakup....

@ Eclark1894

I thought Roxie was your girlfriend? ?
LOL.

Quote - No wonder I don't have a girlfriend. I can't pass the damn test!

just beware of the word "fine"....

that is the most dangerous word in a womans vocabulary

Ha-ha-ha-, the most dangerous thing a woman can say is; " I agree".

Quote - That link took me to 8 friends every girl needs during a breakup....

Me 2 rok.

Attached Link: Things Girls say to test men

We don't say those things to test men or pick a fight!

...well not pick a fight

...not a big fight

We just want reassurance!

and to be loved!

A LOT!

so you guys know^^ LOL

Biscuits is quite correct. Reassurance is what we need.

Bad news ,You have fallen in to a Labyrinth.
That was to days trick test .
Tomorrows trick test will have the exact same questions. but completely different answers.

Rorrkonn's answer or responses

1. buy ,buy ,buy spoil her beyond comprehension.
   until she starts asking where I am going to put all this stuff ? then buy more :)

2. your becoming more beautiful ,sexier ,gorgeous and hotter then hell.
   So lets go out and show you off.Just keep ramble'n till you get off that subject.

3. why ? are you going to ask her out ?
   Say it loud enough for the other girl & every one to hear.
   A : Your girl friend will be very mad at you for a while ,but she'll never ask you that question again. or B:

4 .your becoming more beautiful ,sexier ,gorgeous and hotter then hell.So lets go to bed.

5 . huh ,what ,what ,huh .
Will aggravate her at first but she'll stop asking.

It's genetically impossible for a man to pass number 2.  I was watching a show on discovery with the magician guy (cancelled but it was after mythbusters).  On one show this guy had no idea that the waitress swapped places with his date after looking away for a minute or two.  The first was a blonde the second was a brunette or vice versa, the point is it was a big difference.  The woman who was next on the other hand had no idea the chinese decor turned into mexican while she was talking with hers.

Men and women just think differently.

The key to your long term happiness is being right and not letting her drag you into her mind games that are designed to screw you over.  These games are a woman's game, not a mans, playing them is a no-win situation for you unless you know how to turn the tables.  Most men don't, therein lies their biggest weakness.

Example, for the do I look fat in this question, say "no I didn't but now that you brought it up I can't unsee it.  Thank you very much for ruining the one thing a guy is not supposed to pay attention to because now I'm obcessing over it."  This is probably true because you don't notice little things (unless we are talking about a sudden shift of a few inches).

She'll feel bad for asking and if you give a version like that enough times, hopefully  she'll just learn her lesson.

However, if she goes on a diet later, start asking her if she's lost any weight yet and if she says yes she'll love you more for noticing that.  If she says no, just keep giving her encouragement.  You want her not to be fat right?  Encourage her to stay on the diet and pretend to notice the weight loss she mentions even when you don't.

True story, when I dieted 2 years ago, I was literally the last person to notice physical changes even though I could see the scales going down every week.  Like I said earlier, guys just don't notice these things.

How NOT to answer the "Do I look fat in these jeans?" question.

Answer 1: "That's okay baby. I like a little junk in the trunk."

Answer 2: "That just means there's more of you to love."

Answer 3: "Uhhhhhhh......"

Answer 4: "Oh my god, you're pregnant, aren't you? I knew it! I knew it, I could tell!"

LOL

I don't think Vickie or Dawn have ever said those things to me. :laugh:

Quote - I don't think Vickie or Dawn have ever said those things to me. :laugh:

Think that might have something to do with there popularaty :huh:

The real question that needs to be asked is why are these girls so insecure? Seems like these girls have broken-up quite a lot and one wonders if that's healthy? These girls only are busy with their appearance, not understanding that inner worth and inner beauty are much more valuable for a girl and obviously they're not looking for the right thing in a guy either.

Quote - The real question that needs to be asked is why are these girls so insecure? Seems like these girls have broken-up quite a lot and one wonders if that's healthy? These girls only are busy with their appearance, not understanding that inner worth and inner beauty are much more valuable for a girl and obviously they're not looking for the right thing in a guy either.

I do not like those questions nor ask them.

Though I have been known to pull a "hun what do you think of the change" just to see his eyes dart around the room and I sit there and know nothing -has- changed.

thats always good fun.

but as a whole..no that stuff is mind game city.  Yes we get hurt if you do not notice we spent two hours on our hair and make up....but to put the matter to the "test" is bad form.

Though to be honest(and its one reason I love my fiance) I would rather a man tell me HONESTLY "no hun, that skirt/jeans make you look abit frumpy/fat/pear shaped/dod nothing for your figure" then for him to give a blind "no hun you look lovely" when I do not.

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Though to be honest(and its one reason I love my fiance) I would rather a man tell me HONESTLY "no hun, that skirt/jeans make you look abit frumpy/fat/pear shaped/dod nothing for your figure" then for him to give a blind "no hun you look lovely" when I do not.

 

We're blinded by your beuaty. Seriously, most men will notice if there is something really amiss and tell you. If not, it's because you've had psychotic breaks in the past and we've learned not to do that.

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Though to be honest(and its one reason I love my fiance) I would rather a man tell me HONESTLY "no hun, that skirt/jeans make you look abit frumpy/fat/pear shaped/dod nothing for your figure" then for him to give a blind "no hun you look lovely" when I do not.

 

We're blinded by your beuaty. Seriously, most men will notice if there is something really amiss and tell you. If not, it's because you've had psychotic breaks in the past and we've learned not to do that.

LOL

1/2 the time I don't know if I'm talking to a male or female on this forum.
female or male tags would be cool.

Blood Red Skies

Life is a all out battle from birth to death.A solo life is worse.
A girlfriend helps a lot if she's on your side and willing to fight along side of you.

I flat out refuse to argue with my girl friend.if one of us is being unreasonable.
the other politely lets them know.

The unending crap the world trys to dump on us we don't take it out on each other.
We don't let others rule are life.

Most of these questions are mind games. But we aren't always trying to cause trouble. Most women are insecure in one part of their life or another. Many times they are a request for attention. We can't just say pay attention to us. Because then you are only doing it because we asked not because we matter to you. Sometimes we really want a truthful answer. Usually you don't want to do this until you've been happily married for several years and have learned to tell what your wife's mood is.

One tip unless you don't want to worry about having kids ever again, never answer the question "Do these jeans make me fat?" with "It's not the jeans."

Quote - Most of these questions are mind games. But we aren't always trying to cause trouble. Most women are insecure in one part of their life or another. Many times they are a request for attention. We can't just say pay attention to us. Because then you are only doing it because we asked not because we matter to you. Sometimes we really want a truthful answer. Usually you don't want to do this until you've been happily married for several years and have learned to tell what your wife's mood is.

One tip unless you don't want to worry about having kids ever again, never answer the question "Do these jeans make me fat?" with "It's not the jeans."

When I had a cat, and she wanted me to pay attention to her, she would wait until I was doing something either really important or just something that I really enjoyed like watching tv or working on my computer. Then she'd get a snuggly and start rubbing up against me and just wouldn't leave me alone until she had my undivided attention. Then,  she'd just go away and I'be be left wondering, what the hell was that all about?

I got rid of the cat because she reminded me of why I longer had a girlfriend.

Quote - 1/2 the time I don't know if I'm talking to a male or female on this forum.
female or male tags would be cool.

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Blood Red Skies

Life is a all out battle from birth to death.A solo life is worse.
A girlfriend helps a lot if she's on your side and willing to fight along side of you.

I flat out refuse to argue with my girl friend.if one of us is being unreasonable.
the other politely lets them know.

The unending crap the world trys to dump on us we don't take it out on each other.
We don't let others rule are life.

well I am a woman.;)

Women play mind games with men because it's so much fun;)

I love doing these sorts of things to my long suffering man

.....As he is leaving for the day and headings towards the car I call out

"..... Going out in your boxer shorts"  and wait for the look of panic to wash over his face.

These are just some of the nicer things I do to him...we're complex creatures;) 

mmm... just realised why my hubby has panic attacks lol! 

Quote - Women play mind games with men because it's so much fun;)

I love doing these sorts of things to my long suffering man

.....As he is leaving for the day and headings towards the car I call out

"..... Going out in your boxer shorts"  and wait for the look of panic to wash over his face.

These are just some of the nicer things I do to him...we're complex creatures;) 

mmm... just realised why my hubby has panic attacks lol! 

Well I was going to respond in some comical smart ass way but frak you have a killer gallery .
very cool Brandon Lee.
So I'll spare you my bad humor.

Quote - Women play mind games with men because it's so much fun;)

I love doing these sorts of things to my long suffering man

.....As he is leaving for the day and headings towards the car I call out

"..... Going out in your boxer shorts"  and wait for the look of panic to wash over his face.

These are just some of the nicer things I do to him...we're complex creatures;) 

mmm... just realised why my hubby has panic attacks lol! 

Yeah, that probably isn't good for the heart either. Unless... that's the point?

"Yeah, that probably isn't good for the heart either. Unless... that's the point?"
Now that's wicked thinking! 

It's a fantastic adrenaline rush for him, we've been married for 30 years, and he's in perfect health, so it must be good for him...keeps him on his toes anyway;)

Thanks Rorrkonn, I'm very partial to a laugh;)

Quote - Women play mind games with men because it's so much fun;)

I love doing these sorts of things to my long suffering man

.....As he is leaving for the day and headings towards the car I call out

"..... Going out in your boxer shorts"  and wait for the look of panic to wash over his face.

These are just some of the nicer things I do to him...we're complex creatures;) 

mmm... just realised why my hubby has panic attacks lol! 

It's no wonder men live shorter than women :ohmy:

@ aeilkema ;)