I tell ya, buddy, I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that smile did it for me ... but thanks for the laughs!

Getting quiet around here. Time to bring on the dancing girls...

I refuse, point-blank, to show any excitement towards a genetically modified orange woman!

You see that creature an0malaus posted? That used to be long distance swimmer, proper health freak, blueberries in her cereal every morning, noon, and night. What she didn't realise is that the blueberries were genetically modified!

That stuff just isn't safe, you should try NikNaks instead

Mr Clock is not amused by your NikNaks shenanigans...

Oddly, that clock reminds me of Christopher Walken

These shoes remind me of Nigel Farage:

And here we see the typical NikNak eater...

Those had jolly-well better be British Made slippers, old chap!

Probably made in China.

This is more typical of Farage, with his great big flapping gob:

Well well well, what do we have here?

How about you and I take a nice long ride to a secluded location in my British Made Range Rover? She's a beauty, Sam. Fully-loaded, leather trim, some carefully concealed blowjob bitches, and of course ... completely bullet proof ... if you catch my drift ...

Take a good look at my avatar, Nige. Are you sure you'd feel safe with me in any vehicle with you?

Interesting ...

No, mate... this is how you smoke a cigar

Her name's Sylvia Kristel. She's a ghost now, one that I'm sure is just as beautiful. Those of us who were tossing away in the 80s over our stash of naughty VHS tapes, will remember her as the hottie from those world-famous Emmanuelle movies. There's not a guy on earth can smoke like she could, not even Jack Nicholson. In fact, since becoming a heavy smoker aged 11, she managed to smoke herself to death by the time she reached 60.

So how "cool" is that, kids? ... Sylvia Kristel on Wikipedia

That was a public safety announcement, one I feel I should post to be clear that I am in no way endorsing or encouraging such a deadly vice. Eat NikNaks instead, it's a heck of a lot safer as long as you're not reading a Sam post while you're doing it!

This to your stupid NikNaks, pal!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Mr V. W. Beetle and I are not impressed.

As an aside, do you realize we've created a three page thread of absolute bollocks?

Would it surprise modern-day Mr V.W. Beetle that he doesn't even deserve his own name, and I'm not impressed with him, either?

Herbie was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler - meep meep

Crikey! We agree on something!

Yup, absolute bollocks, I hoped it would die by end of page one, but it kept reviving itself - stupid thread!

SamTherapy posted at 2:51PM Mon, 13 January 2020 - #4376474

Crikey! We agree on something!

Yup, never say never

Hmmm... things are very quiet over there. I don't trust that guy one bit.

Well then take the ruby seat, my friend, for my good lady did suggest thou might be in need of - a very close shave.

It appears our friend is hesitant to indulge in our kindly offering, my dear, and spoken with such vitriolic tongue ...

This could end in a most unfortunate way should he slip. But perhaps, my dear, we might tempt him down with - one of your pies.

• Oh wow, he looks really mad, so will I offer him a NikNak, Ted?
• No, Dougle, he'll be fine. It's a bit like Marmite and that sort of shite. We must accept that Sam simply won't eat NikNaks.

Well it's gone eleven and the smell of Brussel Sprouts went right along with it, so well done Nige, they're mad alright

sigh

Well hello once again, Sam. Allow me to alleviate that anger with - A Sight to Behold!