Apocalypse Tip #1 – Be Prepared like a Boy Scout, or maybe a Zombie Scout. Well, no problem, I got you covered, or I should say, The CDC, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has you covered with their Zombie Preparedness website. (Not kidding, they really do).

https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/index.htm

The CDC’s Zombie Preparedness website has everything you need to get ready for the Zombie apocalypse; from a Zombie Preparedness Blog, to the Zombie Preparedness for Educators, with lesson plans (because we can do math after the apocalypse), and school wide activities, (I'm a little scared what those activities might be), to a Zombie Preparedness Poster (makes a great screen saver, up until the power grid fails), a Facebook Zombie Social Media page, with Zombie E-cards, and my absolute favorite:

The Zombie Preparedness Graphic Novel, free to download, or read online:

https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombie/novel.htm

What are you waiting for, get yours now, before the Zombies do. I’ll also be covering many conventional and non-convention Zombie tips here in the Writers Forum. So, be a good Zombie Scout and check back often.

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I was going to say something about necromancing an old thread, but since it's about the undead, I figured I would let it pass.

Oops… Sorry… I didn’t realize it was that dead… I thought the last post was January 2022, not 2021…  I’m more used to DAZ’s forums where the cutoff for a thread being dead is possibly less noticeable… that and I was trying to figure out how to read posts that are older than 60 days and it got a bit confusing as to what was sort of recent and what was archived… which probably wouldn’t have been a problem if I bothered to actually know what year it is… (I did get the month correct though)…

I’m guessing older than 60 days is officially “archived” and thus “dead”…?

Well, regardless… sorry and I probably won’t do that again… I’m pretty unpredictable and prone to random behavior so no promises… I mean I do promise that if I’m paying attention, I won’t do it again.

Probably.

Either way, I’ll try… and remember… stay safe out there and don’t pet stray zombies.

I think it's a perfectly appropriate post, and I love it. Where else would you post a Zombie announcement but a dead thread?

Oops… Sorry… I didn’t realize it was that dead… I thought the last post was January 2022, not 2021…  I’m more used to DAZ’s forums where the cutoff for a thread being dead is possibly less noticeable… that and I was trying to figure out how to read posts that are older than 60 days and it got a bit confusing as to what was sort of recent and what was archived… which probably wouldn’t have been a problem if I bothered to actually know what year it is… (I did get the month correct though)…

I’m guessing older than 60 days is officially “archived” and thus “dead”…?

Well, regardless… sorry and I probably won’t do that again… I’m pretty unpredictable and prone to random behavior so no promises… I mean I do promise that if I’m paying attention, I won’t do it again.

Probably.

Either way, I’ll try… and remember… stay safe out there and don’t pet stray zombies.

I shall undead the thread, because zombies are coming. In a few days, a solar flare will hit Earth and create a spectacular aurora. I suspect that NASA is covering up how severe it will be. I suspect the dead will rise and the zombie apocalypse will begin. P.S. You’ll have to be in Scandinavia to see the flare, which means they’ll be the first zombies and it is likely that all future zombies will have an accent and sound like the Chef Boyardee cartoon guy... or maybe the Chef from the Muppets.

"borka borka borka" That's what a Zombie would say.

haha thats cool !