(Last Updated: 2024 Aug 27 11:07 am)
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Hey, I know all about discrimination. As a Yeti, I've had to put up with it all my life. People calling me Skunk Ape and Bigfoot, employers saying "we'll call you if we ever need a RUG". People think there's equality now just because there are no more "humans only" signs on public toilets, but really all that means is that they don't want us shitting in their car windows anymore. They're just polite as can be when they come walking through our part of town. Walk fast, say nothing, keep your head down. Damn right, they'd BETTER, or we'll bust a size 24 Reebok off in their asses. Go ahead PINK BOY, c'mon down to MY neighborhood and call me a bigfoot, I DARE you.
WyldeSnake, just to clarify: We waste nothing. Spleens is good eatin', after all. Especially with pesto and grave dirt. The eating of brains is a deeply spiritual thing in our culture (not that you every see Hollywood portray it that way, bah), but sort of hard to explain to a quick (don't be offended, some of my best friends are quick).
Quick, as in what, not undead? Dont worry, it should be easy to explain to me, after all, I'm a friggin cornsnake here. I hear you guys on the whole discrimination issue...You ever seen a snake try to pick up chicks? It just doesnt fly...They just point at you and scream, and then run away really fast. And I'm just a nice guy! Sure, I got a hard, tough exterior, but everyonce in a while I shed, and there's a soft side to me then. Cant say I can make the same threats as Legume up there...Maybe I could fling a size 24 Reebok at someone with my tail. Anyways, I'll just hang out in the tall grass, where nobody can see me lurk.
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Why do you eat brains? Why not something else, like the spleen?