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Subject: A note to the admins


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egaeus ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 3:53 PM · edited Tue, 03 December 2024 at 1:50 AM

Hey guys, as long as we're locking down threads that are a waste of people's time, why don't you start locking stupid threads by stupid people who think it's funny to post a misleading headline like "POSER 5 INFORMATION!" and follow it up with a message that says "Gotcha," or "Suckers," or something equally as unfunny and doltish? Better yet, we can add a new icon of a big brown pucker and affix it permanently to the screen names of those who leave such cyberdroppings. Or, like the "Nudity" flag, we can add a "Stupidity" flag. Just a few suggestions.


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:25 PM

Well, if CERTAIN PEOPLE didn't start masturbating every time Kupa posts a message, it wouldn't be nearly as fun. Go read a book. Watch tv. Wash your sticky little fingers, for god's sake. GET A LIFE!!!!!!! IT'S JUST A PIECE OF FUCKING SOFTWARE, NOT THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST!


XSashaX ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:30 PM

"NOT THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST! " It's not? LOL Sasha :)


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:37 PM

I swear, some of these people probably have shrines built around their Poser 4 discs...8o


XSashaX ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:44 PM

Shrines? heh..I don't doubt it. :) hey x2000, I hope we don't get burned at the stake for blasphemy. :) Sasha


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:46 PM

Okay! eqaeus; You need a time-out, go to your room. X2000; You said the F word, go wash your mouth out with soap! And how do you know it's not the second coming? I here the new Poser figures can even walk on water. ;)


Little_Dragon ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:53 PM

He didn't say the F-word, he typed it.

x2000, go wash your keyboard out with soap.

***** ZAP!!! *****



x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:54 PM

Eh, Sasha, I guess that's the chance you take when you mock someone's religion... You know, some of these people remind of the hardcore Star Wars fans. You know, the kind that camp out in front of a theatre for six weeks before the movie opens and believe the Force actually exists and list their religion as "Jedi" on census forms. Makes you wish they really WOULD take off to another planet. Same kind of humorless weirdos. Probably some of the same people, actually...


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 4:58 PM

Poser 5 is NOT the Second Coming. That would be 3DS Max 5. Common mistake.


Mosca ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:09 PM

I think we have to forgive people for getting a little excited/impatient. It's been 5 long, empty years since the realease of P4, during which the only significant change was the advent of what's her name--I mean Vicki. And it's not like CL isn't tweaking the crap out of us. If that's possible (checking drawers). Yep, it's possible.


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:13 PM

3DS Max 5? That's not Poser! ;P"


beav1 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:24 PM

A sense of humor is like anything else you have..if you wanna develop it, you gotta use it... And I'm with ya Legume..you just beat me to it...LOL Beav


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:24 PM

Nope, 3DS Max isn't Poser. It's REAL software! Anything that you don't have to sell one of your organs to afford is just a toy.


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:29 PM

Lagume; Tell Kupa that x2000 can't buy Poser 5. He's not one of us, he's an outsider. ;)


pzrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:35 PM

x2000, a simple apology will do. Obviously you have upset more than just one person, so you can't say it's just someone trying to get you. You seem like the type of person that would hold a piece of food in front of a dog and keep pulling it away every time he tries to get it, for hours and hours at a time. Yes, people are very excited about Poser 5, does this bother you to the point that you have to tease or mock them? If anyone needs to get a life it's YOU! We are just anxious about getting Poser 5, we are not abusing anyone (except ourselves) You on the other hand have nothing better to do than get people upset. Perhaps you should go and watch tv, read a book or wash your sticky fingers! Here's another vote for locking down threads that are of absolutely no use to the community and ones that go even further to have a negative impact as well.


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:41 PM

Pzrite, if you got upset over a stupid thing like that, you're seriously emotionally disturbed. You're right, a simple apology will do. I'm waiting.


kupa ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:44 PM

I just wanted to say... ewww... is that really what you're doing when I post?


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:48 PM

And here's a vote for banning emotionally disturbed people with no sense of humor that make a huge issue out of absolutely nothing. Those are the people who constantly cause chaos around here. Anyone remember the insanity that arose from a damned picture of a pink pony? Yeah, THAT was certainly a worthy issue. Deja vu! Pathetic.


pzrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:48 PM

Yes I am emotionally disturbed and I'm sorry I got YOU upset. It won't happen again. Moving on to more important things.....


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 5:54 PM

Yup Kupa, x2000 is playing with 3DS Max while your posting. Isn't that discussing? ;D


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:05 PM

Nah, Sirkrite, I don't have Max. I would, but I just can't decide which organ to part with.;)


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:11 PM

Oh so your only fantasizing about it then. ;D


kupa ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:30 PM

x2k, that's funny. I refer to mine a Mr. Max as well! ooops, I forgot -act presidential-


macmullin ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:31 PM

I thought hell was to freeze over first before the second coming? Oh well... I guess I am not that informed ethier? off to read another foolish post :-)


Lyrra ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:39 PM

well at least they're keeping out of trouble thinks the moderator, as she shakes her head at the foolishness and wanders off.



x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 6:59 PM

"I thought hell was to freeze over first before the second coming? Oh well... I guess I am not that informed either?" What, you missed Legume winning AOM? That had hell freezing and pigs flying and everything!


Jazzmin ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:01 PM

LOL Legume and Kupa! Let's just take a chill pill and relax! Some ppl are excited about the release of P5 (I know I am) and others aren't... so what's the bfd?? So Egaeus got suckered into a prank thread... no biggie, just hit the back button and move onto the next thread or go take a look at free stuff, the mp, galleries, heck... why not venture on out into the great outdoors, take a breather, get a little afternoon delight :D (my personal fav) and lighten up! Life is too precious to waste bitchin an' moanin! Know what I mean jelly bean? Vive Bene, Spesso L'Amore, Di Risata Molto... in other words Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!!

Vive Bene.  Spesso L'Amore.  Di Risata Molto.
Live Well.  Love Often.  Laugh Much.


bikermouse ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:06 PM

Nice pict Legume. In the immortal words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along ?"


terminusnord ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:09 PM

After Poser 5, Christ will have to come up with a pretty spectacular entrance...


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:13 PM

Hey Lagume! You did some work on the pony's mane. :) Looks good!


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:17 PM

Err... Legume I mean. Typo! :


xvcoffee ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:42 PM

I second the Big Brown Pucker motion.


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 7:56 PM

Ooh, just think, now Mr. Fluffers can have real fur! Yay!


kupa ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 8:13 PM

and a furry beer bottle, and a furry gun and a furry biplane and a furry adult friend. it's been a f@#!#d day today. I gotta let go a little. When are those girls coming over. Karen honey, I'm working late. ;-)


sirkrite ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 8:18 PM

Okay Legume, I'lll explain this to you one last time. The little hand is the hours and the big hand is the minutes not seconds. ;)


x2000 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 8:18 PM

Funny you should mention that, because it just so happens those girls are furry, too...


ppowellaa ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 8:19 PM

Kupa posted Again!!! It sure is hard typing with all this hair on my palms, and its seem my monitor is getting darker and darker....


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 10:01 PM

Maybe people wouldn't salivate and get excited so much if some of you stopped flashing your naked butts around. When I was in high school, there were girls known as "pr*ck teasers." They thought that stuff was funny. Unfortunately some of their intended victims didn't. I think teasers just don't have the ability to think of anything more creative to do with their energies?! Message671422.jpg


Dave-So ( ) posted Tue, 06 August 2002 at 10:15 PM

I'm so excited....

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854



Ironbear ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 12:53 AM

"I just wanted to say... ewww... is that really what you're doing when I post? " EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Don't that just make you feel kinda, er... dirty? ;]

"I am a good person now and it feels... well, pretty much the same as I felt before (except that the headaches have gone away now that I'm not wearing control top pantyhose on my head anymore)"

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sirkrite ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 6:29 AM

Legume; Now don't you feel much better about yourself coming clean about it? ;)


egaeus ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 9:55 AM

It would be one thing if this sort of asinine post appeared once, but several people have done it. It's not funny, it's just stupid. It's funny in the way that "Guess what? That's what" is funny -- in other words, not at all, unless your 5 years old, which judging from x2000's other posts is probably the case. People complain about the waste of space when others delete posts, I think this is worse. It's utterly pointless. Unfortunately,x2000, since you were too busy being an asshole, you have characterized me erroneously. My irritation does not stem from the fact that you toyed with my affections over Poser 5, but that you or anyone else would post a misleading header for an infantile prank. Fortunately I know better now and will disregard any post with your name attached to it. As far as a sense of humor goes, I have a healthy one, thank you, and have been paid well for having one. In fact, you'd have to not have any semblance of a sense of humor to find dumb-ass stunts like this funny.


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 10:05 AM

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Ah hell, this is getting too damned serious. So here is an absolutely silly picture to lighten things up. By the way, X2000, I don't like silly pranks. But I do love your Renderosibee!


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 11:13 AM

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This could get scarey.


x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 11:26 AM

"My irritation does not stem from the fact that you toyed with my affections" Yeah, right. I'm sorry, Egaeus, but, yes, I WAS toying with your affections. The truth is, I never loved you. I only lead you on for all of the flowers and candy. And don't expect your ring back, I've already sold it. No, I didn't respect you in the morning, either. "Fortunately I know better now and will disregard any post with your name attached to it." THANK GOD! PS: "Unfortunately, x2000, since you were too busy being an asshole..." That's a personal attack and a violation of the TOS. Posted in a thread YOU started specifically addressed to the admins. What a genius you are. Please, attack me some more, so I can have the pleasure of seeing you banned completely.


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 11:41 AM

Unfortunately, the whole issue of personal attacks and violations of TOS seems as muddy as ever. Hell, sometimes it seems to depend on who says the words, who the "target" is, which moderator reads the words, and maybe even the weather. Now let's see. Has everyone had a chance to express their frustration and anger? Do we feel sufficiently "macho?!" Do we have something more important to do? I want to make more trashy pictures.


x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 11:47 AM

Please do, Ron. The trashier the better.;) At least then this thread could lead to SOMETHING constructive...


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 12:58 PM

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OK, here is a better angle on my latest trash disaster.


x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 3:33 PM

Actually, I liked the first shot better. The worm's-eye-view is always more dramatic. BTW, that rolled-up plastic down by the bottom of the bean can looks suprising real. His hair is pretty cool, too. Where did you get it? I don't recognize it. I've been trying for sometime now to make a quality hair prop of my own, but DAMN it's tricky. I have a whole new respect for people that can make that stuff. Hair is about the only thing I've tried to create that's really given me a hard time, and the only thing I'll still pay for (if it's good enough). But I WILL master it, damn it! You know, you're probably Oscar the Grouch's favorite artist now;) Fun though, ain't it?:)


crisjon1950 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 4:55 PM

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Thanks for the compliments and input. That's Yann Hair by Neftis, and is available here in the Marketplace. It seemed to perfect hair for Marlin. That rolled up plastic by the bean can is actually a giant-sized condom. Now isn't that a shocker?! I'm not good enough to make my own hair. I did make my own characters for the Marlin Fingle comic strip, but I used Mike and Vicky as the base, and went from there. Here is a new version of Jill Chill, the woman who loves to taunt Marlin.


x2000 ( ) posted Wed, 07 August 2002 at 6:24 PM

YEOW! A condom that big and she taunts him?!? Some women are NEVER satisfied, I guess!;)


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