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Subject: Starting to get the hang of P5...

DocMatter opened this issue on Sep 14, 2002 ยท 9 posts
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DocMatter ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 5:20 PM ยท edited Mon, 02 December 2024 at 12:54 PM

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I figure before I start playing with the new toys in P5, I'd make sure I could get all my P4 stuff to work right with the new renderer and such. This is my first "successful" render.

Cromwell1 ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 6:01 PM

I see a gratuitus beaver scene coming up...(Ok...I know you saw "Loaded Weapon")

geep ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 7:53 PM

That's NOT a beaver, it's a woman, isn't it? ;=] Nice render, black.

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019


Scarab ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 10:54 PM

"Ward, I think you need to have a talk with the Beaver." June Cleaver Scarab

kbade ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 11:18 PM

"Hey, nice beaver!" "Why, thank you! I just had it stuffed." -Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley, The Naked Gun

geep ( ) posted Sat, 14 September 2002 at 11:41 PM

... with the beaver jokes. ;=] What did one beaver say to the other beaver?

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019


maclean ( ) posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 10:59 AM

Oh dear.... Well, Billy Connelly, the Scottish comedian, was working on a movie with Sharon Stone recently, and he suggested that he put on a kilt and sit opposite her, then cross his legs to give her a quick flash. Sharon's reply is not on record, but she laughed for a long time. mac

geep ( ) posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 11:47 AM

Content Advisory! This message contains nudity

The Scotman had overindulged in adult beverages so he decided to lay down next to the road and sleep it off.

Two young ladies were passing by a spied the Scotsman.

"Oooo!, do ya think they wear anythin' under their kilts?" asked the one young lass.

"I dunno." replied the other, "Let's take a wee peek."

So they carefully lifted the sleeping gentleman's kilt and, sure enough ... there was nothing under it ... except the Scotsman.

"Let's have a wee bit o' fun." says the first lassie as she draws a blue ribbon from her hair.

She ties the ribbon around his manhood with a pretty bow and they both have a good chuckle and continue on their way.

Hours pass ..............

The Scotsman wakes up and realizing the need to relieve himself, stumbles over to a tree.

He lifts his kilt and notices the ribbon.

"Ach, laddie," he proclaims, "I dinna know where ya bin, but I see ya took firrrst prrrize!"

cheers, (and beers)
dr geep
;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

edited 10/5/2019


maclean ( ) posted Sun, 15 September 2002 at 12:18 PM

Ha ha ha!!! ROTFLMAO! mac

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