Sounds about ready to be Ebay'ed then eh? (After you find it and stick its photo here!)

Oops, sorry,  I'll look for a helicopter picture then!

Nice one Kim,
Funny how I noticed the lady in the white top too!
It would've been good if the guy in the pink shirt was looking at her, but there you go.

Inshala,
Good choice of destination, worth the drive and loads to see and do. Out of all the NW of Scotland, I'd do the following......
Drive north from Ullapool to Inverpollaidh Nature reserve. Take a left toward Achiltibuie, stop in the Stac Pollaidh car park. Take a couple of hours going up and down Stac Pollaidh, its one of the best lttle hills in the country and a very good path takes you onto the ridge where the fun starts.
http://www.scottishhills.com/html/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2030

Don't worry about the difficult bits on Stac Polly, they are entirely avoidable if you wish (Getting up to the ridge without going along it, is a piece of cake & worthwhile)

Afterwards, drive out to the glorious beaches at Achnahaird, its a superb location with the hills of Coigach and Inverpollaidh behind the white sands (Great place to fly a kite).  Later drive out to the little village of Achiltibuie for a pint in the pub and the views out west to the Summer Isles. Keep this for a good day, the landscapes around here are like something out of Jurassic Park and easily some of the nicest places I've ever been.
This would be a must for me, I've been out that way two or three times in the past.

A visit to Knockan Crag (if your into Geology -I've not went all the way up to it) is not that far north on the main road.
Theres a road that goes north from Aird of Coigach to Lochinver (Via Inverkirkaig) It is simply superb scenery, but beware, this road takes hours to drive along. Its the twistiest narrowest single track you can imagine. We drove along it from north to south after a long day in the hills and it just seems to go on forever. Its difficult to get much past 20mph, but the wildlife, the views and the whole feel of the area is magical, but it does take hours and the driving is murder.
Get the OS Landranger map 15 (Loch Assynt)
May can be the best time to see the place. The gorse is usually out,  painting the whole place bright yellow and smelling like coconut.
We spent a week there in May a few years ago and the weather was warm and dry  it was completely glorious, apart from the last day when it snowed heavily (which was fine as we had a bit of a pub day planned in Ullapool.)
I hope you get good weather up there, coz if you do ....PERU? SHMERU....Inverpollaidh is the place to be. Hee hee.
You've got me going now, I can feel a long weekend coming up!
I bet if you do follow that route I described, you'll go back again & again!
See you
Regards
Anthony

Theres some good reading on this link....

http://www.cleaningdigitalcameras.com/

I've been meaning to clean my sensor for ages. 
Lazyness means I have to erase dust marks in photoshop quite often...what a pain.
I'm hoping my local camera club will be doing a workshop on it sometime soon. 
I hope you get some satisfaction with your camera.

Anthony

No probs Martin, the thing is that with Massive Attack you sometimes cant tell, they like to turn the Gain right up! 
I see what you mean about the titles, I 've taken the offender off now ...ta. About the progress indicator, I decided to leave that one out, the constrains I have are 5 to 6 min so the length of slideshow is sort of known in advance (and because I couldn't be bothered!). 
Cheers.

Thanks , I followed your link, these are just excellent, well done.
I've had some bother with my CD writer, it does'nt seem to want to play anymore.
Anyway I stuck my first attempt online, see what you think...

http://www.photodex.com/sharing/viewshow.html?fl=2907855&alb=0

A wedding too funnily enough, I hope its a little bit more interesting than watching the paint dry!

http://www.wpja.com/index.htm

This link might help, check your RR mail, I posted you another link too.
Good luck with shoot.