Years ago this guy came up to me and said "Want to go for a ride in my car, baby? She's fast." he asked this while leering and rolling his eyes. He was a slimy one, LOL

worst ones used on me: froma taxi driver "I'd really like to fk you ..." "Nice boots! wanna fk?" worst I've used (unintentionally) "excuse me while I readjust myself" (note: I'm female .. my keys were in my pocket poking me) to a guy whose phone in his pocket went off "Oh I think your pants want you too" and the classic one to someone I'd met at the pennsic classic (naked) swimminghole "Oh I'm sorry! I didnt recognize you with your clothes on"

oh and I nearly forgot "you have great masses ..can I draw you?" (only good for artists ...)

"Nice pants...can I get in them?"

This has been the worst I've ever been told Mmmm, all that prime rib and I'm eating fish. Doesn't it make you feel like meat on a hook in a freezer? Yuck , lol

Regarding my contribution somewhat further up in the thread... I really did hear that said to one of my friends, Justine, around 1978. I was in a punk band at the time and Justine was one of our friends, part of a big crowd that we all used to hang with. The world wasn't quite on terms with the original punk look and a lot of the townies thought that punk girls were easy targets because of their fetish style clothes. Justine was about 17 at the time and an absolutely fearsome person to get on the wrong side of. She used an old kettle as a handbag (purse for our Mercan cousins) and was not averse to using it as a weapon when it was called for. As for me, I have never used a line in my life. I've had a few used on me, though, from both sexes. Hey, I may not be Adonis but when you put on a guitar, people seem to think you're some kind of sex god.

If this peters out we need the Dozens... your mama is so...

Quote - I may not be Adonis

Don't sell yourself short. I think you're very nice looking :)

Ok finished another batch of IM's :) If I have missed anyone please let me know, I got a bit confused half way thorugh. Oh and if you got 2 msgs, sorry bout that. John

Bet you didn't think this thread would be as popular as it turned out to be ;)

I most certainly didn't :) my IM finger is nealy worn out. It's been fun though, think it'll start a new trend? probably not :) If anyone is still paying attention would be great to see what people have done with the clothes. John

I most certainly didn't :) my IM finger is nealy worn out. It's been fun though, think it'll start a new trend? probably not :) If anyone is still paying attention would be great to see what people have done with the clothes. John

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Geez. 166 posts and not one single unpleasant entry. You definitely deserve a prize for the longest civil thread in the forum!

Truly wonderful clothes, and I do have Miki, so if it's not too late, I'd like to play too! Not one of my lines (I am beyond nerd, so sorry..), but an antique one, which amazingly did not get entirely mauled in translation from french: "You are, Milady, as this cup, full of nice tea!" (is there such a thing as an archeonerd?) Hubert Holin

I want them! They look great! My line: "My life is like a chicken ladder. Short and with a lot of sh*t on it."

.... said to me at work when I was a 19 year old clerk typist ... "Are you a hunt 'n pecker?" (And I was so nieve I didn't get it! LOL)

my english is very bad english: have you fire german: hast du mal feuer english: I think you are the woman from who I would like to divorce within 2 years German: ich glaube du bist die frau von der ich mich in 2 jahren scheiden lassen mhte this idea is tooo nice ;)

Here's a bad one I read somewhere: "All these curve's...and I have no brake's."

Bobasaur notes - I sure am glad none of the things I've said to Deecey are being including in her examples of bad lines... ...at least not yet. [grin]

I hope I'm not too late!! A line tried on me once: "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"

Has to be this one that's from an 80's hairband and yes it was used on me "You may not be religious, but I'll make you see God if you give me a try." In short, no it didn't work ROFL

may invite hello beautiful woman you into the cinema? No thanks, I have unfortunately a canvas allergy!

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"Don't sell yourself short. I think you're very nice looking :)" Thank you kindly, Ma'am. :)

Hey all, they say that no act is ever truely altureistic and I gotta say I think thats true. I got so much out of making these models, learnt soooo much and when I decided to give them away here I felt pretty good about it, I knew that the package wasn't brilliant but figured people would get something or other out of it. I have done it before n got a few people after the package at the time, and i figured this would be much the same. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought so many people would reply. It's been a double edged sword of course, because I have spent alot of time in the last few days sending msgs, reading posts, reading replys but it has been great. Thanks all of you for your thanks yous and for the person who even offered to by me something (that really chocked me up). Anyway I'll stop blubbering now :) thanks for making this a really cool and confidence inspiring experience, even Mr Therapy seems to have got something other that models outta it :) John

Well, the stuff is beautiful and we all apreciate it... all the more so for the effort you have made getting it out to us :)

No thank you for your generousity and giving each of us a chance to be a part of it ... it's nothing short of amazing when an artist spends so much time on his or her work and then gives it away for free.. Goodness , there are so many outfits for her in this zip and very nice ones at that, modeling is hard work ! you can be sure I know that from my own failures , lol, And! And this is the most civil post I've read here in the forums ..salutes you.. no small feat you pulled off. Congradulations! Again , Thank you :D

My favorite one is Do you want to get naked and nasty? That is what I ask my husband of 23 years....So it must be a pretty good one! Scorpio

RTFM, must be the most used abeviation here. LOL.

Oh I wanna play. Here's my classic that totally works! Don't say anything or try anything. Instead wear at least one thing that's funny or odd, -- like a big ostridge feather in your hair. Men will come out of the woodwork to talk to you and pet the feather. It's an easy ice breaker. You can even flirt by "accidently" brushing people with it and laugh about it oh-so-innocently. ;) bB

Sometime in a chatroom: he: "You like to have Cybersex with me?" she: "No!" he: "Okay!" uff...

Nice shoes... wanna _____ ?

OK boys and girls, game over :) hope you had fun. John

Aw c'mon, room for one more? Are your feet tired? Why? 'Cos you've been running through my dreams all night. OR.. What lovely hair you have, I''l bet it would look nice on my pillow. huh? huh?

Thank you!!!!!!

Thanks for the clothes and the amusing thread!

Thank you a lot!!! Very nice clothes!;-)

no problem all :) check the new thread out I just posted :) John

o man bobasaur's preacher/elbow thing and the cat thing had me nearly cryin: )))

Hey... that's easy. It's something I heard a while ago in a local pub. Drunken man (while moving very close to a young girl): "Do I incommode you when I smoke?" Girl: "You even can't incommode me when you burn!"