I´m looking for a posable Anus for M3, David

I found something on Renderotica but i dont work.

Can anyone help me?

: )  Absolutly,anatomicaly correctness for all.

Does it need to be MIMIC compatible..?

I use a primitive torus, putting it 'in the right place' and texturing it with the face map... and a lil'bit of tweaking  ;) 

It works for me (at least for my Vickies, Stephs, Aikos...)  ;)

I'm afraid I can't upload a test. All they are stored at Renderotica XD

Quote - and texturing it with the face map...

Doesn't it look a little odd with two eyes looking out of it..?

I believe Casette's referring to the lips, and how they might appear similar to the sphincter muscles.
Dzhugashvili's Hamster (aka David P. Hoadley)

Quote - > Quote - and texturing it with the face map...

 

Doesn't it look a little odd with two eyes looking out of it..?

MWHAHA :lol:

Nor eyes neither lips. Using the face map in that circular surface you got a torus with the same skin color han the rest of the body. I tried sometimes the body map, but it has a lot of blank zones (face map also, so usually I need to rotate the torus to present its most completed side)

O Great Hamster, the lips... er... the lips doesn't adjust well with a primitive torus and... euh... I think nobody usually apply lipstick in THAT PART of his/her body... :lol: :lol:

ROFLMAO Ziggie, Mimic compatible, class!!!!

lmfao

"O Great Hamster, the lips... er... the lips doesn't adjust well with a primitive torus and... euh... I think nobody usually apply lipstick in THAT PART of his/her body... "

I'm not so sure either way, but I have heard ocassionally more word of wisdom issue from THAT orifice than the vocal one upstairs.
Dzhugashvili's Hamster (aka David P. Hoadley)

omg, you guys make me laugh so much :lol:

i think alan alder has one

billy

@ billy

The Alan Alda Anus?  The Triple A.  I've heard of that.

ROFLOLMAO

Might be why he played a politician on the "West Wing".  ^__^ V,,

Does the 'Tripple A' have prehensile grip morphs..?

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread.  With my chest cold, it's causing me pain to laugh this hard.  :lol:

And ziggie you owe me a new monitor!  roflmao

Just found a GWB anus... that is fully Mimic ready. 

The consonants are very clear, but the bowels.. err... vowels are a little loose. 

Comes complete with morph to fit TB like those cute lil coats poodles wear.

You know...the world does not need a virtual goatse when there's a real one.

I suspect this is for something for the Renderosity Holiday Contest... ...butt I'm not sure.

Which Planet in the Solar System farts all the time?     Uranus!!

The old ones are always the best!!

I put all these bum jokes down to pre P7 release hysteria..!!

Everyone is so hyped up and have stopped using P6 cos whats the use with P7 only 3 days away... yippppeeeeee....

If there is no Mimic-compatible anus out there, you (or a friend) could use a video camera to record someone speaking and composite it over your Poser figure like they did with the lips in the "Clutch Cargo" cartoon series.

What next...? A singing anus movie to go with the singing willy movie..?

For those who haven't seen it before... and there can't be many that haven't....

link removed

That's given me an idea for my next project...

From Nick (the bloke what made the penis movie)

PS. That Penis has his own show now: http://www.weakend.co.uk/movs/hh_ep1.html

Is that really you Nick..? Brilliant movies, mate..!!  :thumbupboth:

Yeah 's me - thanks Ziggie, much appreciated!

They deserve a BAFTA..!!  LOL

OMG!!  You guys are twisted and just warped.  What started as a serious question has degraded into a trashy immature thread!!  You should be ashamed of yourselves! :cursing:

Plus, I've been bitched out twice by the boss for busting out laughing at this stuff!  Best thread I read in weeks here!  Ya'll are at my humor level...sniff sniff...I feel so at home here!

Hrmmm... Triple A offer's free towing when my car breaks down but there wasn't an asshole in sight when they showed up. I'm dissappointed.

Oh you know this all reminds me, I've been meaning to have a closer look at hindquarters of my millenium horse ......

A true artist doesn't just look. He immerses him or herself in the subject. He 'becomes' the horse's hiney.

is some one doing a Poser version of Adult swim's cartoon "Assy Mcgee"?

Little kid goes to his mum and says: **Mummy, mummy do you know the au pair comes apart!  I just heard daddy say he's going to screw the arse off her!

**

Um... DinaV (over at renderotica) has a posable bung-a-roo. Well, at least it can open and close. If someone brave enough could perform the delicate surgery of removing it so as it could be placed on another figure... Butt without her bum hole, wouldn't she explode?

I've had that figure for ages and never noticed that bit, off to check it out!!!
As Oates said "I may be some time"
Vicar!!

Quote - ... Butt without her bum hole, wouldn't she explode?

Nah, she'd look like a balloon flying around the room when you let the end go after blowing it up.   I dare any artist...

ehm...how about some help for me?

i think the joke-forum is somewhere else, isnt it?

robert check your PMs. Also sent you an email. David

I'm gonna have to add this to the list of things I've never had the inclination or need to have..;) but M3 and David? I think I see where this might be going..;)

I was designing a couple of anus models for V3 and M3 once ...............................but I rectum.
:biggrin:

I believe Apollo Maximus actually has one, but I'd have to open him in Poser to find out.

Anybody check V4? If she has one then M4 and D4 undoubtedly will. Which doesn't do anything for M3, of course, but might be considered an eventual solution.

I just checked, yes Apollo definitely has one, I'm just not sure if it's posable.  I don't  have Poser installed right now due to comuter upgrade following disastrous crash.  I opened him Daz Studio and check, Apollo's ads dials don't work in studio, however, and I think that's where the morphs for it would be if there are any.

one old joke to go :

Did you hear Nixon had an asshole transplant?

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the Asshole rejected him...

LOL...They must be coming out with the new Brokeback Mountain FX kit for Poser complete with morphs.

i think number 7 on e.f's things to do should have been to include a sphincter room. it coulc have nodes which change the number of segs in a pucker, nodes for creating those sticky bit that get caught in the bum hair and node for dilation. hey, it could also have a smell node so that when you scratch the screen it smeels of shite lmao

billy

***eeeeeewwwwww..... *** a Kling On morph...!

Quote - I just checked, yes Apollo definitely has one, I'm just not sure if it's posable.  I don't  have Poser installed right now due to comuter upgrade following disastrous crash.  I opened him Daz Studio and check, Apollo's ads dials don't work in studio, however, and I think that's where the morphs for it would be if there are any.

Yeah, Apollo has one but it's not posable. Anton had said he was going to work on that but then he never did.

a winnit node. hows does one pose an anus anyway? do you have to bone it first in the set up room lmao. what would you parent it too. what would happen if you hid it. would there still be a hole there hehe

billy

You could have a celebrity morph pack....

George Michael

Elton John (Mrs)

Boy George

Tony Blair