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Subject: Posable Anus for M3 and David

Robert_Ripley opened this issue on Dec 08, 2006 · 308 posts
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Robert_Ripley ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 1:58 AM · edited Sat, 21 September 2024 at 6:40 AM

I´m looking for a posable Anus for M3, David

I found something on Renderotica but i dont work.

Can anyone help me?

-Timberwolf- ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 2:40 AM

: )  Absolutly,anatomicaly correctness for all.

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 4:31 AM

Does it need to be MIMIC compatible..?

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

Casette ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 4:51 AM

I use a primitive torus, putting it 'in the right place' and texturing it with the face map... and a lil'bit of tweaking  ;) 

It works for me (at least for my Vickies, Stephs, Aikos...)  ;)

I'm afraid I can't upload a test. All they are stored at Renderotica XD


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ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 4:54 AM

Quote - and texturing it with the face map...

 

Doesn't it look a little odd with two eyes looking out of it..?

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

dphoadley ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 4:59 AM

I believe Casette's referring to the lips, and how they might appear similar to the sphincter muscles.
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Casette ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 5:10 AM · edited Fri, 08 December 2006 at 5:16 AM

Quote - > Quote - and texturing it with the face map...

 

Doesn't it look a little odd with two eyes looking out of it..?

 

MWHAHA :lol:

Nor eyes neither lips. Using the face map in that circular surface you got a torus with the same skin color han the rest of the body. I tried sometimes the body map, but it has a lot of blank zones (face map also, so usually I need to rotate the torus to present its most completed side)

O Great Hamster, the lips... er... the lips doesn't adjust well with a primitive torus and... euh... I think nobody usually apply lipstick in THAT PART of his/her body... :lol: :lol:


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thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 5:21 AM

ROFLMAO Ziggie, Mimic compatible, class!!!!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

SoulTaker ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 5:29 AM

lmfao

dphoadley ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 5:36 AM

"O Great Hamster, the lips... er... the lips doesn't adjust well with a primitive torus and... euh... I think nobody usually apply lipstick in THAT PART of his/her body... "

I'm not so sure either way, but I have heard ocassionally more word of wisdom issue from THAT orifice than the vocal one upstairs.
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  STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS

JenX ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 6:55 AM

omg, you guys make me laugh so much :lol:

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billy423uk ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 7:57 AM

i think alan alder has one

billy

JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:23 AM

@ billy

The Alan Alda Anus?  The Triple A.  I've heard of that.

ROFLOLMAO

Might be why he played a politician on the "West Wing".  ^__^ V,,

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Casette ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:43 AM

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ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:52 AM

Does the 'Tripple A' have prehensile grip morphs..?

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JenX ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:03 AM

I'm going to have to stop reading this thread.  With my chest cold, it's causing me pain to laugh this hard.  :lol:

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Marque ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:10 AM

And ziggie you owe me a new monitor!  roflmao

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:10 AM

Just found a GWB anus... that is fully Mimic ready. 

The consonants are very clear, but the bowels.. err... vowels are a little loose. 

Comes complete with morph to fit TB like those cute lil coats poodles wear.

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Tirjasdyn ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:18 AM

You know...the world does not need a virtual goatse when there's a real one.

Tirjasdyn

Bobasaur ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:29 AM

I suspect this is for something for the Renderosity Holiday Contest... ...butt I'm not sure.

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thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:41 AM

Which Planet in the Solar System farts all the time?     Uranus!!

The old ones are always the best!!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:44 AM

I put all these bum jokes down to pre P7 release hysteria..!!

Everyone is so hyped up and have stopped using P6 cos whats the use with P7 only 3 days away... yippppeeeeee....

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

Bobasaur ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:46 AM

If there is no Mimic-compatible anus out there, you (or a friend) could use a video camera to record someone speaking and composite it over your Poser figure like they did with the lips in the "Clutch Cargo" cartoon series.

Before they made me they broke the mold!
http://home.roadrunner.com/~kflach/

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 9:53 AM · edited Thu, 17 September 2009 at 2:07 PM

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What next...? A singing anus movie to go with the singing willy movie..?

For those who haven't seen it before... and there can't be many that haven't....

link removed

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

ndf ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 10:58 AM

That's given me an idea for my next project...

From Nick (the bloke what made the penis movie)

PS. That Penis has his own show now: http://www.weakend.co.uk/movs/hh_ep1.html

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 11:02 AM

Is that really you Nick..? Brilliant movies, mate..!!  :thumbupboth:

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ndf ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 11:08 AM

Yeah 's me - thanks Ziggie, much appreciated!

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 11:10 AM

They deserve a BAFTA..!!  LOL

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

StevieG1965 ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 11:15 AM

OMG!!  You guys are twisted and just warped.  What started as a serious question has degraded into a trashy immature thread!!  You should be ashamed of yourselves! :cursing:

Plus, I've been bitched out twice by the boss for busting out laughing at this stuff!  Best thread I read in weeks here!  Ya'll are at my humor level...sniff sniff...I feel so at home here!

MatrixWorkz ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 11:16 AM

Hrmmm... Triple A offer's free towing when my car breaks down but there wasn't an asshole in sight when they showed up. I'm dissappointed.

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metabog ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 12:21 PM

Oh you know this all reminds me, I've been meaning to have a closer look at hindquarters of my millenium horse ......

Bobasaur ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 12:38 PM

A true artist doesn't just look. He immerses him or herself in the subject. He 'becomes' the horse's hiney.

Before they made me they broke the mold!
http://home.roadrunner.com/~kflach/

stallion ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 12:58 PM

is some one doing a Poser version of Adult swim's cartoon "Assy Mcgee"?

You might as well PAY attention, because you can't afford FREE speech

thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 1:06 PM

Little kid goes to his mum and says: **Mummy, mummy do you know the au pair comes apart!  I just heard daddy say he's going to screw the arse off her!

**

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

Elfwine ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 1:54 PM

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Um... DinaV (over at renderotica) has a posable bung-a-roo. Well, at least it can open and close. If someone brave enough could perform the delicate surgery of removing it so as it could be placed on another figure... Butt without her bum hole, wouldn't she explode?

 Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!  ; )

thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 2:00 PM

I've had that figure for ages and never noticed that bit, off to check it out!!!
As Oates said "I may be some time"
Vicar!!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.

StevieG1965 ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 2:11 PM

Quote - ... Butt without her bum hole, wouldn't she explode?

 

Nah, she'd look like a balloon flying around the room when you let the end go after blowing it up.   I dare any artist...

Robert_Ripley ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 2:51 PM

ehm...how about some help for me?

i think the joke-forum is somewhere else, isnt it?

Dave ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 2:59 PM

robert check your PMs. Also sent you an email. David

pakled ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:14 PM

I'm gonna have to add this to the list of things I've never had the inclination or need to have..;) but M3 and David? I think I see where this might be going..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Gordon_S ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:24 PM · edited Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:31 PM

I was designing a couple of anus models for V3 and M3 once ...............................but I rectum.
:biggrin:

Tomsde ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:40 PM

I believe Apollo Maximus actually has one, but I'd have to open him in Poser to find out.

Gordon_S ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:45 PM

Anybody check V4? If she has one then M4 and D4 undoubtedly will. Which doesn't do anything for M3, of course, but might be considered an eventual solution.

Tomsde ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:45 PM

I just checked, yes Apollo definitely has one, I'm just not sure if it's posable.  I don't  have Poser installed right now due to comuter upgrade following disastrous crash.  I opened him Daz Studio and check, Apollo's ads dials don't work in studio, however, and I think that's where the morphs for it would be if there are any.

Khai ( ) posted Fri, 08 December 2006 at 8:48 PM

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one old joke to go :

Did you hear Nixon had an asshole transplant?

...

...

the Asshole rejected him...

Quest ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 12:51 AM

LOL...They must be coming out with the new Brokeback Mountain FX kit for Poser complete with morphs.

billy423uk ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 4:07 AM

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i think number 7 on e.f's things to do should have been to include a sphincter room. it coulc have nodes which change the number of segs in a pucker, nodes for creating those sticky bit that get caught in the bum hair and node for dilation. hey, it could also have a smell node so that when you scratch the screen it smeels of shite lmao

billy

ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:20 AM

***eeeeeewwwwww..... *** a Kling On morph...!

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

cherokee69 ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:25 AM

Quote - I just checked, yes Apollo definitely has one, I'm just not sure if it's posable.  I don't  have Poser installed right now due to comuter upgrade following disastrous crash.  I opened him Daz Studio and check, Apollo's ads dials don't work in studio, however, and I think that's where the morphs for it would be if there are any.

Yeah, Apollo has one but it's not posable. Anton had said he was going to work on that but then he never did.

billy423uk ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:26 AM

a winnit node. hows does one pose an anus anyway? do you have to bone it first in the set up room lmao. what would you parent it too. what would happen if you hid it. would there still be a hole there hehe

billy

ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:35 AM

You could have a celebrity morph pack....

George Michael

Elton John (Mrs)

Boy George

Tony Blair

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"

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