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I can not recall the actual rhyming phrase, but it implied a potential sexual encounter. The story behind the line is funnier. I had a buddy many years ago that swore he had the perfect line for getting girls. He claimed great prowness based on this line. In a weak moment he shared his line with me and some friends. Most of us immediately busted out laughing. He got so defensive that he wanted to bet it would work. I told him I would not take his money, but if the line worked once in one hour at a bar, I would give him $100, but if it did not work he had to buy the bar a round at the end of the hour explaining to everyone there why. The kicker was that everytime he was slapped he had to buy me a beer. Needless to say I got four beers in the hour time, before he stopped asking. He admitted that either the girls have to be more drunk or maybe he needs to be more drunk! The last girl he asked that slapped him he was trying to explain the situation and offered her 1/2 the money when he won. I happened to be near enough to hear, and I explained about the slapping and the end of the hour, she turned to him and slapped him before he even said the line saying she would save him the trouble of upsetting her. At the end of the hour with about 50 people in the bar he got up and made an announcement buying the round. A few women came up and slapped him afterwards, as they said just for the thought that that line would work. I do not think he ever went to a bar again, though I can not be sure.
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oh, wow....horrible chat up lines, eh? "That dress looks great on you....but it would look even better on my floor" ugh :P
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Worst one someone ever used on me? "You are big, but very beautiful" (imagine in a strong turkish accent) (hint: guys, that line is NEVER going to work on anyone. Ever.) Oh, and from a taxi driver "I want to see you again, what nightclubs do you go to?" I think both times I just pretended to be mute, and wandered away.
LOL... well, I never had any pickup lines when I was single, and I'm married now, so I'm not about to start! :P I did find a few good/bad ones on the net... :D - Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! - Do you want to see something swell? - My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place. - Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. - Stand still so I can pick you up! - So, you're a girl huh? - Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. - Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time? Bad enough? LOL ...
I heard from a friend (whose talent was telling really good stories), this (likely urban legend), that there was a guy who would just approach women and say "Wanna @#$%?"..over the years, his skull developed a rightward tilt, but on the other hand, he supposedly got more $%^& than anyone around..;)
I'm probably the only guy who's never even used a pickup line (unless "uhh..hi" counts..;), I'd go years at a time without feminine companionship, but I got lucky in the end (or that's what the missus keeps saying..;)
alas..who's Miki? I'm not up on this one (she's so fine she blows my mind hey Miki?..;)
I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit
anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)
"Hi! Can I have your autograph?"
Said to me as I left a nightclub after singing two sets with the band (Don't ask. I was quite tipsy! LOL)
Another one:
I had a guy approach me in a nightclub and tell me that he was looking for his girl friend and asked if I had seen her. The girl he described was me, right down to the dress I was wearing, LOL
Another: Said to me by a well known singer when I was 16 years old and was introduced to him after his concert. "Can I buy you dinner...and breakfast?" Message edited on: 02/14/2006 21:08
"It is good to see ourselves as
others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we
are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not
angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to
say." - Ghandi
Worst Line and I used it was on my brothers friend ( now my hubby of 32 years) Summer time standing in front of a pizza shop, he drove by and rolled down his window and said hi, I asked where you going, and he said he had a date, so I jumped in his car, and said it could be a double date :) He never went out with the other girl and we have been together ever since. I was 17.
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I used to start reading palms and usually say "You used to have a pet that you really liked and it passed away...Then I would say I had a pet (dog or cat) for 15 years and it just passed away". Then I would let her hand go and look a little depressed. The girls would end up buying me a drink. One girl told me to take my sad story and stick it...that is the girl I have been married to for many years now. P.S. What is that short hairstyle that you are using on most of pics.
Message edited on: 02/14/2006 22:31
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I was in a bar and this statuesque (and I learned later quite interesting) waitress was sticking her bills in her bra. Every time she would come to you with your drink, she would bend so as to give you a nice view and take the bills out, make change and sensuously insert the wad back again. So I used the following line that worked so well, I was determined to use it again but never had the chance. I said: Help me out will you... I have a theory as to where you're putting your coins and small change and would quite like to verify this theory... A line that worked on me. My present girl friend. She sat opposite me and said: We met briefly last night. I knew we were destined to be together so I went home, broke up with the boyfriend, packed all my things and left. The way I figure it, the least you could do is buy me dinner... Nice clothes, too bad I don't have Miky. Q
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On a trip to New York City many years ago: "Where are you from?" - In Montrl, Quec. "Oh! That's a nice place! I went there once... I visited some friends in Toronto." P.S. For those of you who don't know why it is a stupid line, Toronto is in Ontario and is approx. 8 hours from Montrl (Least it was in those days.. it hasn't moved since but the transportation is faster nowadays.) ;o)
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"Hey your looking good!" "have you been crook?"
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"I've got an exam early tomorrow and my place is on the other side of town, so can I stay with you on campus tonight?" She did stay over, but she never made it to the exam.
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When I worked at a campus bookstore, and I was behind the counter and I was surrouded by books. A girl came up and said, "I want those between your legs." She blinked and blushed and realized what she just said, and then added, "I mean those books." Yes, I was standing over some textbooks. Years later, at a different retail job. I walked out customer service, and someone asks, "Are those "Bugle Boys" jeans you're wearing?" And yes, I replied, "Why yes, these are "Bugle Boy" jeans." And yes they were "Bugle Boy" jeans. ;-P
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Hi Well when I was a concert photographer in the 1980's I was backstage at a concert by the band Selecter There lead singer Pauline Black came over to me and said thats a very long lens do you know how to use it.... Needless to say I had no response other then to turn very crimson. ;-) Koda