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"Purple polka dots all over ... Mama, is that lady sick?"
"No dear, just very rude to the wrong wizard." ::cheers former Potions master::
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
They say the house at the end of the lane is haunted, but if you ask me that's nonsense. I've been here since 1885 and I've yet to see a ghost.
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"That's not the Invisible Man, Gladys, just another freaky ghost without his sheet." ::makes rude Gnomish gesture:: "Pervert!"
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"I thought I told you NOT to let the dogs out, Mabel."
"Get your eyes checked, Fred, those are werewolves." ::tosses treats into pumpkins:: "Happy Halloween!"
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
After finding that thing in Mama's nightstand and all those batteries and plugs in Papa's, little Frankie was absolutely certain that cousin Albert was wrong. Babies didn't come from the stork, they came from spare parts and 'lectricity.Â
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Consult the oracles, exorcise the evil spirits of malware if they be present, then prepare to summon the high priests of Tech Support should all else fail. And chicken may indeed be fowl creatures but their flesh is most pleasing to the gods. ::raises drumstick::
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
It involved much naming of Names and many forbidden curses, then the pushing of the Sacred Start Button two, nay three times. There may also have been a sacrificial virgin ... no wait, that was a chicken blessed by the Colonel himself and anointed with the Secret Sauce. ;-)
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Did you perform the proper rituals? Only after many invocations was I able to banish the ill-omened screen of blue upon my Windows -- the Gods of Tech must be appeased!
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"Hey, sis, how was your flight?"
"Terrible, could not handle the turbulence at all -- but I suppose that's what I get for buying one of those cheap imported brooms."
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
"I said get thee behind me, Satan, begone foul Beast!"
"Lucifer Damien Beelzebub, that is NO way to talk to your parents!"
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Just to set the record straight, Karen, traditional zombi's -- no "e" attached, btw -- are absolutely nothing like that nonsense on the telly. If we really did eat brains, we'd have gone extinct ages ago because it's glaringly obvious you humans don't have any.
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Went out for drinks last night with some friends, ended up burning half the city down ::belch:: purely on accident. Worse case of indigestion in five centuries -- I never should have snacked on all those greasy politicians.
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers
Dear Diary: That dreamy dish I saw on my ride through the woods happens to be the new schoolteacher. Sure, he's got a funny name and he could use a good meal or ten but he's just my type, gonna ask him out to the Halloween dance ... just as soon as I find my head.
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Thread: Got any two sentence horror stories for Halloween? | Forum: Writers